You sound like my ex-girlfriend of seven years. Beautiful, super sweet semi-intelligent girl that turned manic-depressive, schizophrenic & super religious. One day I saw it coming and left at dusk. I guess it ran in the family & even though we moved to San Fran from the east coast her background caught up with her somehow. I'm glad I left when I did; I often refer to her as the "she-devil" because super extreme religious folks are evil/hypocritical beings in my opinion. Religion is only but one cancer on your mind; be mindful of not mixing them up.

>> ^shinyblurry:

This is a spiritual issue. Anyone wearing this bracelet is engaging in sorcery, because this is basically magic. This leaves them open to deception from the enemy. The wearers of these bracelet may well be perceiving a tangible benefit because of this spiritual deception. It is just one of the tacts the enemy uses in spiritual warfare, getting people to rely on themselves or magic devices, or things like "the secret".

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Pretty cool cover, still like the original better, the whole album is magnificent I might have to listen to it now. BTW this is off Dusk not Mindbomb

Its not funny because it is weak. It is the comedic equivalent of making fun of George Bush.

>> ^rottenseed:

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Don't worry, this comment was a lot funnier than these up-tights would ever admit. Don't make fun of the Jews! The HOLOCAUST! (but let's make fun of Christians and Muslims from dawn 'til dusk). Jews don't deserve special treatment. Nobody does. (except burn victims ~(:·o) <-Burn vicitm )
<div><div style="margin: 10px; overflow: auto; width: 80%; float: left; position: relative;" class="convoPiece"> gorillaman said:<img style="margin: 4px 10px 10px; float: left; width: 40px;" src="http://static1.videosift.com/avatars/g/gorillaman-s.jpg" onerror="ph(this)"><div style="position: absolute; margin-left: 52px; padding-top: 1px; font-size: 10px;" class="commentarrow">◄</div><div style="padding: 8px; margin-left: 60px; margin-top: 2px; min-height: 30px;" class="nestedComment box">Everyone knows it doesn't count as rape if she's a jew.
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I still can't tell if that tilde is a tuft of hair or his head smoldering. I guess it's whatever I want it to be

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In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Don't worry, this comment was a lot funnier than these up-tights would ever admit. Don't make fun of the Jews! The HOLOCAUST! (but let's make fun of Christians and Muslims from dawn 'til dusk). Jews don't deserve special treatment. Nobody does. (except burn victims ~(:·o) <-Burn vicitm )That's a nice burn victim emoticon.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Don't worry, this comment was a lot funnier than these up-tights would ever admit. Don't make fun of the Jews! The HOLOCAUST! (but let's make fun of Christians and Muslims from dawn 'til dusk). Jews don't deserve special treatment. Nobody does. (except burn victims ~(:·o) <-Burn vicitm )That's a nice burn victim emoticon.

>> ^gorillaman:

Everyone knows it doesn't count as rape if she's a jew.


HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Don't worry, this comment was a lot funnier than these up-tights would ever admit. Don't make fun of the Jews! The HOLOCAUST! (but let's make fun of Christians and Muslims from dawn 'til dusk). Jews don't deserve special treatment. Nobody does. (except burn victims ~(:·o) <-Burn vicitm )

Turns out it's her interpretation of an Icelandic poem. Here is the english translation.

Bjork - Vigil

My farm
my farm and yours
sleeps happily at peace
falls snow
silent at dusk on earth
my grass
my grass and yours
keeps the earth til spring

Nesting spring
hid at the hill's root
awake as are we
faith in life
quiet cold spring
eye of the depths
into the firmament
staring still in the night

Far away
wakes the great world
mad with grim enchantment
disquieted
fearful of night and day
your eyes
fearless and serene
smile bright at me

My hope
your blest smile
rouses verse from sleep
the earths rests
silent in arms of snow
lily white
closes her blue eyes
my little girl

Oh really?

>> ^Sagemind:

OK, first of all, it is not a "surprisingly good movie", it's a horrible movie, or better defined as a completely silly high octane B-movie with no budget limitations by people who make movies because they love it, not because they need money and have to answer to someone else. - And that's why I liked it. - Upvote
I've seen it several times, Special effects by Tom Savini, who also acted in it as Sex Machine.
I always found the holy water in the squirt guns funny though - it's like the obvious simple answer the age old question of how to fight vampires.


Actually, its brilliant.

OK, first of all, it is not a "surprisingly good movie", it's a horrible movie, or better defined as a completely silly high octane B-movie with no budget limitations by people who make movies because they love it, not because they need money and have to answer to someone else. - And that's why I liked it. - Upvote

I've seen it several times, Special effects by Tom Savini, who also acted in it as Sex Machine.

I always found the holy water in the squirt guns funny though - it's like the obvious simple answer the age old question of how to fight vampires.

From The Other 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time
http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-other-100-best-movie-quotes-of-all-time.php

100. “I love my dead gay son. —Heathers
99. “Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death
98. “Tell your girlfriend to shut up before I fuckstart her head.” —The Way of the Gun
97. “How am I not myself?” — I Heart Huckabees
96. “Welcome to Debbie Country.” — Singles
95. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”- - Zoolander
94. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap
93. “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers
92. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman
91. “Back and to the left.” — JFK
90. “No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth
89. “That’s bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?” — Coming to America
88. “It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius
87. “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!” — Blazing Saddles
86. “No dice, soldier.” —Brick
85. “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian
84. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck
83. “Do you concur?” “Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!” — Catch Me If You Can
82. “The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.” — Biloxi Blues
81. “Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” — Spinal Tap
80. “My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding
79. “Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” — Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
78. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo
77. “I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.” —Victor/Victoria
76. “Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On
75. “What’s a nubian?” — Chasing Amy
74. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars
73. “You’ve got red on you.” — Shaun of the Dead
72. “I touched the earth, and he loved me back.” — Secretary
71. “Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover
70. “This pile of shit has a thousand eyes.” — Stand By Me
69. “Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day.” —White Mischief
68. “She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.” — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
67. “I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles
66. “It’s a veg-e-ta-ble.” —My Blue Heaven
65. “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games
64. “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank
63. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction
62. “Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.” — Goodfellas
61. “Wolfman has nards!” — Monster Squad
60. “He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona
59. “Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.” — High Anxiety
58. “Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles
57. “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs
56. “Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You
55. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” — American Psycho
54. “I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface
53. “I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman
52. “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham
51. “We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven
50. “I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection
49. “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead
48. “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy
47. “Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums
46. “That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity
45. “I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash
44. “Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club
43. “This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World
42. “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies
41. “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma
40. “They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman
39. “Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn
38. “I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs
37. “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead
36. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
35. “We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity
34. “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse
33. “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
32. “Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham
31. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove
30. “Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski
29. “If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven
28. “He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue
27. “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski
26. “Meet me in Montauk.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
25. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” — Heathers
24. “That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” - The Apartment
23. “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock
22. “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs
21. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
20. “People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes
19. “Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer
18. “I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski
17. “The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous
16. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman
15. “My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall
14. “The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
13. “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous
12. “SQUIRREL!” — Up
11. “Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane
10. “Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride
9. “I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity
8. “My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club
7. “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot
6. “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk
5. “Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters
4. “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption
3. “I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead
2. “Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
1. “It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance

http://lyrics.wikia.com/John_K._Samson:Heart_Of_The_Continent

The north wind sinks the fence around a lot full of debris
near the corner of Memorial and me
Where resurrected brick and drywall lead back into place
there's a terrified reflection on my face
All alone at the gleaming knife display at the army surplus sales
as the dusk descends and my inspiration fails
Ghost-filled discount parkas, sleeping bags
peer at me from the crumpled dark

Inky bruises punched into the sky by bolts of light
and then leak across the body of tonight
While rain and thunder drop and roll then stop short of a storm
leave the air stuck with this waiting to be born
As I stand before an unresponsive automatic door
just another door that won't open for me anymore
The exit red gets brighter then blinks off
presses me into the crumpled dark

There's a billboard by the highway
that says welcome to, bienvenue
but no sign to show you when you go away
And our demolitions punctuate
all we mean to save then leave too late
So I make my shaky exclamation mark
with a hand full of
the crumpled dark

OK...I drove a school bus filled with folks asleep across a 50ft stretch of river at dusk in Belize onna bridge made of ties, one for each width of a tire...This crossing is tame compared to the shrivel my stretch first go provided ....(and it's said that choggie's nuts grew three sizes that night!)

Well... were you in character?

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editing out overly caffeinated fail attempt at a funny reply..

edit-
You go with that!

In reply to this comment by gwiz665:
Heh, this is like the greatest excuse ever. Whenever I do something stupid from now on, I'm just "in character"

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>> ^Psychologic:
So if the sun turns off then everyone freezes instantly? I'm sure he's seen a solar eclipse at some point, or at the very least that time between dusk and dawn. =)
I demand this video make sense!




He feigns that he's not very book smart.. like in the Phantom Menace review he starts making references to the Cuban missile crisis and ends up saying, "Oh I don't know.. maybe you've heard of it... a little something called WORLD WAR 1?!!" (which had me rolling out of my seat almost).

The instant freeze gag caused me to double take too, then I remembered he was in character. This guy's awesome.