Easy there, Mr. Fist, no need for all the unmitigated rage? If watching naked drunk girls fight isn't exploitive, then I'm much more of a humanitarian than I'd previously realized.

man, 16 year old drunk girls LOVE the country club 40s yo.

*promote - I like drunk girls and I vote

dupe sorry.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Fox-reporter-pushes-drunk-girl-away-gets-great-response
*discard (where is the freaking merge function)

http://www.videosift.com/video/Fox-reporter-pushes-drunk-girl-away-gets-great-response

A [drunk] girl at the annual meeting for the American Society of Virology in '08 sang this during the break of the [incredibly good] cover band that performed at the party at the end of the week. I LOLed as did a few hundred other geeks like yours truly. Heh. nice.

Ah the worm, I thought this little fad had come and gone; been a long time since I've seen t-shirts worn by drunk girls and douchebags claiming they ate the worm. For my part I've never liked tequila, I always found it had a bitter after-taste and offered no redemption. I suspect a lot of people who claim to love it don't because of the copious amounts of salt and lime they seemingly need to partake of the stuff. 'This stuff is great when I completely obscure the flavor'.

Thanks!

And I find that incredibly drunk girls are much more willing to give a sloppy bj. And by willing, I mean resistant. And by resistant, I mean conscious. MUCH cheaper than a hooker.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I've been busy as fuck in the past 24 hours, so I'm sorry I didn't read your comment until now. Happy Belated Birthday, Gunny! Hope you're out having fun. And if you find a hooker who's willing to suck you off without a rubber, check her package. It's probably a dude.

Some people learn these things in the most horrible way imaginable.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
*Quality! I'm up for this, as it's also my birthday (hence the avatar) - and I just had a steak, now all I need is a good sloppy bj.

>> ^MINK:
couldn't watch it. is it racist AND sexist to say i can't stand the sound of american girls?


It couldn't be since American isn't a race, but in this case, Mink, nobody can stand to listen to girls like this. Even the people who like them aren't interested in listening to them.

Being a person who does not drink, I occasionally find myself subjected to similar conversations at parties. Actually my New Years Eve featured one of those.

Drunk girl: Do you want some champagne? Oh wait, you don't drink, do you?
Me: Nope. I'm good.
Drunk girl: Why don't you drink? I want you to be happy!
Me: I'm fine and I don't need to drink to be happy.
Drunk girl: But you're not smiling! Everybody, I want Carl to be happy! Why aren't you happy?
Me: I was until you started bothering me.

We had slight variations of this conversation about 3-4x that night... and I was only there for like 3 hours.

I'm sorry, but if some crazy drunk girl is trying to grab my genitals in an aggressive and damaging manner, I'd pop her a few good ones too. Seriously, if she was fighting back that violently and the police officer had to somehow stun her long enough to get a good hold and avoid further damage to his own person, the quickest way to do it in his position would be a few blows. No, it's not exactly chivalry, but it's fast and effective. In my eyes, the officer is in the clear here.