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bobknight33 (Member Profile)

newtboy jokingly says...

Wow. The head of the RNC Laura Trump claims to have lawsuits in 81 states. Impressive! Republicans are so anti American now that their leadership has no idea how many states exist! 81!?! 😂
They are so incompetent don’t have offices open in most states, including swing states! Down ballot candidates are 100% on their own…just that shit covered cinder block that is Trump hanging around their neck as they run for office against fit candidates without baggage. 😂

She also claimed on air that they have inserted RNC operatives into election offices and they will physically be handling and examining and objecting to votes as they come in…which is 100% illegal. Not smart to telegraph that election fraud scheme so early that they can be discovered and prosecuted before the election, but it’s maga, you’re never smart.

Then she goes on to say they will have lawyers stationed at polls, to prosecute any democrats they catch cheating. (Apparently she’s unaware that every vote fraud in the last 8 years was a Republican cheating to help Trump.). Not only is that not how the law works, lawyers don’t do the investigation, it’s also 100% illegal election interference and voter intimidation, and it’s unlikely any actual lawyers would volunteer for something so obviously guaranteed to lose them their license if they’re caught.

Meanwhile in Florida Trump’s lawyers have admitted the FBI never searched a secret hidden room in Trumps bedroom hidden behind a dresser with a secret door, essentially begging the FBI to come raid Mar a Lago again because they missed the most important secret hidden areas (after being told in sworn statements that all documents were accounted for and turned over).

Meanwhile in AZ 18 co conspirators in the election fraud scheme were indicted by a grand jury including the election integrity officer for the RNC who was just indicted on charges of violating election integrity. Far right media won’t cover this story, because they know how awful it is that more MAGA election fraud is FINALLY being prosecuted. Trump is named as (so far) unindicted coconspirator #1 in that indictment.

Meanwhile in DC Trump’s lawyers argue that unless the law used to prosecute the president includes a special provision allowing the law to be applied to the president it cannot be applied and the president is above that law, unprosecutable even after impeachment, and argued that any crimes committed to close to the end of their term to be impeached before leaving office are gimmes…completely unprosecutable under any circumstances, this includes fomenting a coup, murder, rapes, theft, disclosing state secrets….literally anything. They argue that a president is an emperor above all laws and untouchable. If true, Biden will have Trump assassinated November 3rd, then step down on the 8th before impeachment but after winning the election to give Harris the reigns. 😂

Meanwhile in New York Trump was served with more violations of the gag order while he was awaiting the ruling on the first 10 violations of the gag order…so it’s likely he’ll be fined for those and told any more he goes to jail, and he’s already violated it multiple times since his hearing.

Also meanwhile in New York his latest attempt to get a new trial or set aside the Carrol judgement for no legitimate reason was denied. The “L”s just keep coming!

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newtboy says...

True enough, and probably why the state paid to move it, but it wasn't a problem until the book/movie inspired large numbers to visit.
Edit: That said, people need to take more personal responsibility for their own actions, attractive nuisance or not.
Now that all the kids know the matches are in the dresser drawer, it's time for the parental units to put them away in the locked closet.

BSR said:

Actually I think the responsibility falls on the people who left the bus there in the first place, not those who are attracted to it. People won't climb a mountain that's not there. Kids won't play with matches if they can't get their hands on them.

Massive python caught hiding inside living room wall

MilkmanDan says...

Never had a python inside my house here in Thailand, but have had a couple of ~1m tree snakes (non-venomous) sneak out from behind dressers, etc.

But I am kind of known as the crazy snake-loving foreigner in my area, so I got called in to a neighbors kitchen one time and discovered a young monocled cobra (also about 1m). I really wanted to try to hold it by hand, but decided it was probably better to use a broom handle and guide it into a box. Then released it into an empty lot. Later, I realized that I probably should have opted for some eye protection -- some of the local cobras are spitters.

Generally, Thais kill snakes and then fire up the grill. Nice to see they kept this one alive, for the time being -- although the older fella yanking on the head probably didn't do it any favors. Snakes are quite tough though. Also fun to hear the chatter in Thai.

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newtboy says...

Would have been a good guess, but wrong.
In one of the last episodes, the camera pans to his dresser where his wallet is open with his badge visible. It's the only mention in the whole series as far as I know, and easy to miss.

Jinx said:

I was gonna go with:

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bobknight33 says...

All this hoopla to accommodate 0.03% of the population.

Its not a GOD thing, homophobic type thing. Its a fear thing. No one wants to have their wife or daughter in a bathroom with a poorly dressed X dresser..( If they were that good inX dressing then no one would know to be icked out.)


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Drew Carey - 101 Big Dick Jokes

notarobot says...

I couldn't find a video that didn't cut the sound off at then end, but I found a list for you and posted it here:

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lucky760 said:

Hey, I got robbed. Was that all 101? It seems to be cut off.

What would be the appropriate response to Russia annexing Crimea? (User Poll by albrite30)

chingalera says...

How about a combined fronts approach: Air-drops of cross-dressers and male dancers with Amazon drones delivering micro-stills and kobe beef to every family with enlisted offspring?? Include pamphlets laced with LSD with over-sized head caricatures of Putin-on-Obama porn.

Bill Maher destroyed by Glenn Greenwald on US interventionis

Syracuse University Makes Lava

sawtooth says...

>> ^Sagemind:

I see a new art medium.
What is the lava made of? It looks glassy but what are the ingredients here.
There are so many types of rock - some would be easier to use than others.


Right at the beginning of the video (at the bottom) states they used 610 lbs of rock known as Dresser Trap rock. The same stuff that is on my driveway as we live right across the border from Dresser, Wisconsin where this stuff is mined. Interestingly NASA used dresser trap rock boulders to test the drills for the Moon missions because dresser rock is some of the hardest natural rock that can be found.

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Girl Vanishes In Thin Air Prank

Porksandwich says...

Heh, an airline has a policy of not allowing men to sit next to children flying alone, but women are OK. Which is basically a policy that assumes men are pedos. Kid's happiness has nothing to do with it. It's a pretty pervasive attitude in lots of societies. Hell they don't even like lone guys in parks where children often are, unless they bring their own kid of course.

Just in the US, the police often react to what they think is happening versus what is happening. So if someone were to call in reporting a kid missing in the park.......you probably don't want to let it go that far unless you like being locked up until they sort it out.

Plus these skits have a fairly large cast, lots of cameras and probably have to get permits help them avoid the cops. But I think the point stands, guess we could try to talk the piss guys into going to canada and test the theory, see if the police there will grab hold of them and what not like they do in the states. I'm just guessing a gal holding a bottle and squirting it like that wouldn't be treated the same as the obvious dude in either location, because the assumption of what is happening isn't the same...she probably has a bottle. Or it's a cross-dresser.

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