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Now THAT'S a doggie downer!

I love this but why are they so dumbfounded about the dog on the trampoline? Timing was perfect on all the shots but if my dog immediately started jumping on a trampoline I would be like, "Coooooooooooool -- doggy!" Then I'd be jumping along with him. Like immediately.

Now, I know it's not the same grounded story arc, but what if she walks outside and all the animals are still jumping about and there's a queue of additional animals leading out of the backyard into an enchanted forest? That would dumbfound me.

But it wouldn't be about the dog, so I guess it doesn't work.

But maybe he rushes past the other animals, knocking them over like dominoes, then rambunctiously jumps around the trampoline like a buffoon tossing around the critters who were once jumping in coordination. Now pan out: "Gifts that everyone will love"

How humiliating. Elect my dog for a ban on all human immigrants and a wall with only doggy door access. #Dogmerica 2020

This doggy and Maru the cat could totally start a band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbAz2mpIUqA

Only reason to upvote is for the comments pointing out the failures of the parent/animal owner.

But I won't. I don't like this

I should say that it appears the camera operator knew what was coming. That is why I don't like this. If it honestly was a doggy moment... well, I don't know enough about dogs and kids to know if there should have been intervention as soon as the dog loomed.

So, I don't want to take anything away from these dogs. They are smart, extremely trainable and handle adverse environments with ease. Kudos to them for this "feat" of outer worldly doggie duties.

But lets not kid ourselves here, the dogs are NOT flying the plane. The yoke is locked and they are simply pushing down left or down right to "steer" the plain. Impressive for the likes of dog... but not flying.

Flying involves so much more than tilting the yoke. Way finding, fuel/weight calculations, the ability to take off and land, stall evasion, emergency outs, the ability to understand weather forecasts and weather patterns, etc, etc, etc.

If the pilot unlocked the yoke those dogs would have nose dived into some English ninnies garden in less time than it would have taken them to eat a treat.

Up voting for the dogs... down voting for the schmaltzy human commentary.

Alligators? Those big doggies would keep me from going in.

Thought you might appreciate this guys disgust with this piece of equipments assembly. I got a kick out of it and im not even sure just how doggy it is. It sure does look like a mess. https://youtu.be/2o8MDCIlOEk

She rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them doggies rollin', rawhide

Doggy dove first!!!

I am so happy you thought of me and said hello. I was thinking of you, too.

I lost my little doggie, Tess, about two weeks ago, and it really sucked the wind out of my sails. She started breathing funny on Wednesday, and she was dead Thursday night. I had to shoot her, because I couldn't stand to watch her suffer. I'll always second guess myself on that, but she was breathing so hard her tongue was turning blue...as if I could have hugged her back to life.

When I pulled the trigger...I realized in the coldest measure of reality...that a chapter of my life had come to an end.

Twelve years, that little shit followed me through thick and thin and I never thought much about it. I loved her, of course, but...now that she's gone...a part of me has died as well.

I'm a bad Buddhist, I guess...this is all chapter and verse....

On the global field, I feel like we have met, or are approaching, the end of an epoch. Out with the olde, in with the new. Kind of hoping it's not WW-III and all...but I can sense a significant change in the works.

I hope you are well, too, and happy, genuinely happy.

This shot of tequila is for you. May you laugh and smile for no reason at all, soon, and for days on end.

Did you mean...supper DOGGY translation...?
lol

Most likely little doggie is positioning himself to pounce on other little doggies foods once he has inhaled his own.