^ having the dishwasher match the fridge would make more sense...

Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:

Why does the groom like the bride to wear white at the wedding?
Because it's always nice to have the fridge match the dishwasher.


(I love jokes with a play on words. Or any humor that requires you to think, even for a moment.)

Thanks, JAPR!

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
*promote racism!

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Mexican-Dishwasher#comment-752776

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Mexican-Dishwasher#comment-752769

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Mexican-Dishwasher#comment-752751

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Mexican-Dishwasher#comment-752739

^No I wasn't. I only said that one of the dishwashers was stupid, not all of them. I even said that the other gals wore gloves to protect their hands from the heat, thus making making them sensible. What are you, a dumb Russian?

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Mexican-Dishwasher#comment-752739

The first restaurant job I had there were Mexicans that did the dishes. We had one of those Hobart upright pass-through dishwashers, and if you ever used one of those devices from 20+ years ago, you know the dishes always came out of those things hotter than a motherfucker. Anyway there was this one gal on the dishwasher line who time after time would pick up the hot dishes out of the rack with no gloves right after they came out, and every single damn time she would touch the first dish in the rack she would immediately withdraw her hand in pain (from the brutal heat) and do this little pain dance. Every single goddamn time. She never fucking learned. And there were gloves she could have used, because the other gals used them. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

>> ^cybrbeast:
Why do only kids do this?

Some kids are born with talent or abilities...for every other kid there's cup stacking.
(it's a skill useful when they become a dishwasher)

>> ^omnistegan:
So, when you're finished can you put it in the dishwasher?


If it was a real woman it would put itself in the dishwasher!

So, when you're finished can you put it in the dishwasher?

>> ^oinkinstein:
all ice cream parlors including Oberweis, dairy queen and baskin robbins do the same exact things for their scoop holders



Yeah. It is difficult to comply with certain health and safety laws while being environmentally friendly. They could use a different spoon each time, but that would dramatically increase the time they're running a dishwasher. Which means they're using a lot more electricity and water while putting detergent into the sewer system. Or they could use disposable spoons, which has obvious drawbacks.

Marge: [voice over] The kids at school were even worse.
[young Marge gets on the bus, sits next to a girl]
Girl: [seeing her lunch pail] Ew! You like the Monkees? You know
they don't write their own songs.
Marge: They do so!
Girl: They don't even play their own instruments.
Marge: No...no!
Girl: That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.
Marge: Aah!

The Simpsons - Fear of Flying

In reply to this comment by gargoyle:
I beg to differ on the instrument playing...a quick check with wikipedia and at least two of them are well able to:

"Texan Michael Nesmith was a songwriter and guitarist who had recorded for Colpix under the name "Michael Blessing." He was the only Monkee who had come in to audition from seeing the original advertisement.

Peter Tork was recommended to Rafelson and Schneider by friend Stephen Stills.[2] Tork, a skilled multi-instrumentalist, had performed at various Greenwich Village folk clubs before moving west, where he was a dishwasher before becoming a Monkee.[2]"

I beg to differ on the instrument playing...a quick check with wikipedia and at least two of them are well able to:

"Texan Michael Nesmith was a songwriter and guitarist who had recorded for Colpix under the name "Michael Blessing." He was the only Monkee who had come in to audition from seeing the original advertisement.

Peter Tork was recommended to Rafelson and Schneider by friend Stephen Stills.[2] Tork, a skilled multi-instrumentalist, had performed at various Greenwich Village folk clubs before moving west, where he was a dishwasher before becoming a Monkee.[2]"