and BOOSH!

...a frisky dingo reference...

If society collapses, or I'm in a situation where I can't just simply go to the market for fresh beef, then I know how to build squirrel traps - animals taste like what they eat, so naturally a squirrel is going to taste a little nutty . Besides, squirrel pelts make for good furry leather. Are they cute? Yeah, the grey squirrels around here are kinda, with their big bushy tails. And if worse comes to worse, the apocalypse, the sky falls, whatever, I'm not gonna have any qualms about dispatching a cute little bugger if it means I get to live off the protein for a while.

Personally, I think a dog is more useful as a tool to make hunting more efficient, but I'm not gonna stop someone across the world from using it as a much more readily available source of meat. That would make me a hypocrite. People will do what they need to survive. Just because you don't eat a particular kind of animal, doesn't mean you should stop all people from eating that animal.

Hell, a dog just bit me last week, I needed twelve stitches. I love dogs, don't get me wrong. But in the wild, we'd be food to them - see Dingos, Wolves, Hyenas, etc...

I draw the line at cetaceans. There's no necessity behind whale and dolphin hunting. People should work on catching dumber, more sustainable prey. For thousands (if not millions) of people around the world, dog will fit that description, and it's readily available.

The dingos mostly come out at night... mostly.

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>> ^dag:
>> ^K0MMIE:
Acapella is stupid and you're stupid if you like it.

Oh yeah? Well, I don't like comic books. nyah!


I HOPE DINGOS EAT YOUR BABIES!

When it's not a dingo, it's the f*cking whooping cough. When will these Aussies learn?

Ayprew first heh?
Man I hope you are grated by a pack of rabid dingos!

1. My grandmother tried to convince my 17 year old mother to have me aborted, but failed.

2. I flew in a plane for the first time when I was two and remember the air steward taking my unfinished glass of juice, because it was almost time to land.

3. I have been in close contact with dozens of venomous snakes, but never been hurt.

4. I fell in love with Persephone and her story, listening to an audio cassette in my school library at the age of 9.

5. I wasn't satisfied with my parent's explanation for the word 'rape' when I heard it on the news at the age of 6. I could tell they were lying.

6. I was the cultural representative of my school in senior year.

7. I was the first in my family to go to University.

8. I was the first woman in my family to delay marrying until after the age of 17.

9. I climbed Uluru not long after Azaria Chamberlain was taken by a dingo.

10. I used to sail 12ft Thorpes on the Brisbane River. My crew was a beautiful transvestite called Alison.

11. I dreamed of being multi-lingual as a child.

12. I love foreign languages and wish I could have kept up my German and Spanish as well as I have my Japanese.

13. I was a hostess in a Yakuza bar in Osaka for one night only.

14. I love being pregnant, giving birth and being a mother.

15. I wish I had had a lesbian relationship at least once.

16. I let my art lecturer sleep with me once because I believed it was an honour to be in his bed.

17. I drove solo across Australia once, never getting a flat or hitting a roo.

18. I meditate and am learning Chi Gung.

19. I sometimes talk to the dead and they tell me helpful stuff only they and their relatives know.

20. I know that our limited perception of reality is the reason we experience fear, anger and hatred.

21. I keep dream journals for my children. I have recorded their dreams since they first learned to talk about them.

22. My daughter reads my mind and lets me know she can do it, by bringing up whatever subject I am silently thinking about at the time.

23. I know that people I encounter are really me in another form.

24. I don't read/listen to the news/t.v. any more.

25. I will walk across Australia next time.

Celebrate, buddy. Throw a dingo on the barbie for me.

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this kind of party is fairly common. I don't know what the big deal is. I'm just pissed that my parties didn't make the news. But then again knowing how to throw a good party is a necessity here in Southern California. Maybe its hard to throw a party when you've got wallabies stealing your kegs and dingos making off with your DJ equipment.

THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY!

Show should be called Two Unfunny Assclowns.

1) Geraldo is a liberal on a conservative show, but there's no token conservative on CNN or any of the other 4 major liberal "news" networks.

2) Geraldo's role as a commentator is just that; he's not making shit up and calling it factual news like, say, Dan Rather.

3) Geraldo's comments refer to the mournful egg-headed fellow, who raped a 7-year-old girl then buried her alive. Don't worry, liberals, there's sure to be assholes with candles protesting this vermin's too-merciful execution.

4) Chuck Norris called to let you know the dingo ate your baby.

"Dingos Arthur! Dingos, Stole Our Baby!!!"

I love that music. Why did this video make me think... "maybe the DINGO ate your baby"?