>> ^budzos:

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^budzos:
You guys are right. I'm an asshole. The chimp is clearly a mechanical engineer.

I don't disagree with what you said, but i think you've made yourself look twice as stupid as anyone else here by saying it so aggressively.
But yeah, you're right as well. Clearly you're a chimp telepath.

Aw boo-hoo.


yo, dawg, i heard you like sarcasm, so i put some sarcasm in your sarcasm so you can sarcasm while you sarcasm.

>> ^robv:

Reboot of the reboot. Sweet.

Yo dawg, I heard you like reboots, so I...

Oh don't hate them for their race.Hate them for their Player Class--Gangsta,where anyone who figures out how to string a dozen words together in front of a microphone feels entitled to Phat Lootz,or they blame "the Man" for their failures and consider random acts of violence and theft their Just Retribution we somehow owe them. I can appreciate Good Music of any sort,and acknowledge the Art and Craft of its creating auible sculpture with sound and voice. However,I will say I can do so without buying into a whole subculture that thinks wearing your pants half off is a fashion statement. I don't see the Enya Posse in Blue Wold on their faces and sporting designer kilts running around(although we should!). To quote a line from Animal House "Stoned Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life,son.",and that's what the subtext of the subculture amounts to. Flashy glamour is nice,but none of it matters in the face of Real Work and the instinctual Need to get it done. This seperates the Artist from the Mob,wanting to devote time away from a constant party and to physical and emotional labour to conjure something meaningful magical and new. Stepping back to admire the fruits of your handywork is a high no mass of shiney strangers can ever hope to beat. Someone in that Flashmob has orginizational skills...300 people is quite a turn out. Wouldn't it be Nice if they had much enthusiasm for something Positive,like a neighborhood watch? twittering about crimes happening to the police can help keep their neighborhoods safe,which are crawling with drugs and shoot outs."Yo Dawg! The Bruthah from that Bodega Shooting is here on Main Street!" Maybe if the "Hood wasn't such a Scarey Place,businesses would come in. And if they didn't feel it was their right to steal,they might find good jobs from the new businesses and earn a living instead of demanding one.

But one has to have Morals for that. I see none in that video. People who don't mind rampaging in front of a sea of security cameras.Can you convince such people to Play Nice at all,or past the point when doing the right thing inconveniences you?Do people sometimes need the threat of Guns even to keep civil? Suddenly snide remarks about Evolution suddenly make SENSE. But its SOcial Evolution at play here,and at fault. WE are Rome trying to convince a native of the Province they conquered to kindly not shit in the street. Sometimes you need clubs for that. But something tells me these people need their lives managed for them. Maybe wall up a ten block radius of a poor neighborhood,move all the families out nd let them play hip Hop as a live action video game where the bullets are real and cameras everywhere record the drama Live! The ultimate Reality TV Urban Experience fully packaged and ready for heavy merchendising! They can compete for resources and earn fabulous prizes,and hopefully only shoot themslves instead of the rest of us just trying to get on with life.


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It'll happen. You'll see. It's very Roman.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cranes.

I don't think this is a parody. I think it's just a comedy sketch. The drug dealer wasn't that bad of an actor though.

Like, legitimately ya no dawg? He's mad good wit the lines an all.

In the case of these two, somebody SHOULD let the dawgs out [Barf, barf barf] =oI

Thanks, AC!
In reply to this comment by alien_concept:
My daughter does a really great impression of Joby's owner, considering she's a 13 year old English lass, but my god it's getting old. Both of my kids quote parts of that video at least once a day, it seems there is always room for, "whatcha doin' dawg?" or "that's the nastiest thaaaang". They even sing the autotuned version, which drives me up the wall! But it's still hilarious and this is brilliant and deserves a *promote

My daughter does a really great impression of Joby's owner, considering she's a 13 year old English lass, but my god it's getting old. Both of my kids quote parts of that video at least once a day, it seems there is always room for, "whatcha doin' dawg?" or "that's the nastiest thaaaang". They even sing the autotuned version, which drives me up the wall! But it's still hilarious and this is brilliant and deserves a *promote

yo dawg, I heard you like cellular automata

Livin' life a quarter mile at a time, dawgs.

Dawgs. They so silly!

>> ^shuac:

Upvote for the yo dawg joke. I love those.


Yeah, that was a particularly clever one.

I wish we could just do away with this time-change crap. I loathe it so...

Upvote for the yo dawg joke. I love those.

>> ^mintbbb:

Here's my (1st) entry: (and the only face you are going to see is my dog's - I am too shy and/or elusive to be captured on video!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INdJQje2B_A "


Cute dawg!