Lyrics -

Verse 1

Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks
Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit
I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick
And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja

And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong

Getting real high
Watching funny videos of bill nye
Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --

Bill nye theme song

now im getting hungry than a muthafucka
put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
whered I put that honey mustard
lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka
until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week.

How long do them thangs keep?
Guess I better ask jeeves
go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen

Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
Now ya man is fucked...

Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

Verse 2

now im freakin out up in this bitch
cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
so I bolted to the BR
Consulted with the mirror

Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic
Cuz the weed in you beating you
then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue
but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something

that pretty girl im humping
becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother
or some other fucking disgusting person

ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane
I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain
So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars

Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit
Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script

How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a
Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
Man im high as fuckkkk

Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

verse 3

rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry
in her video the whole world's made of candy

damn...I aint even got no candy
so now at the fucking c store

where ya man be torn than a mafucka
peanut eminems or a twix
cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands

goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier
homeland, Nazir!

s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street
gotta wait until that muthafucka's green

now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks
gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex
crafted a long text, took about an hour
took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground

man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up.
This sucks im high as fuck.

Chorus

And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
but I think im way too high

and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit
but I think ma brains too fried

and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it
im praying that I make it
afraid im goin to dieeeee

I'm too blazed, it's too late
to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high

outtro

I don't think i've done a very good job of explaining my point, because:
1) I do not believe in the god of the gaps in any sense, i reject the notion.
2) I didn't ask for a "reason"; this is a subtle point that i'll try to make clearer.
3) I don't hold any "supernatural" beliefs in the sense you mean - not a single one.
4) I believe firmly in things that i can prove to myself, and am uncertain about things that i cannot supply any proof or reason for.

Why are we here? When i ask that question, i am not asking for a reason for our existence; a goal that humanity collectively must achieve. I am asking why do we find ourselves and our reality as we find it? We use science to describe it and become nonplussed by these amazing things but fundamentally, what is charge? Why do opposites attract? Why does mass attract mass, etc.? Isn't it all a bit weird and wonderful?

There is no answer to that question in physics. To use the term "supernatural" to describe a discussion of why/how (which lies beyond the jurisdiction of physics) is either naive or derogatory because the term is philosophy.

You reject the notion that you could go from not existing to existing, finding yourself in a world of things you don't understand. Yet you seem to find it unremarkable that at one point you went from not existing to existing, finding yourself in a world of things you didn't understand. If i put you in a fully immersive Skyrim game, unconscious and without memory, you'd play that game and think it was real. You may even believe that, once you died, you'd cease to exist. But one day, you die in Skyrim and everything ceases to be, before you're transported to a world of things you don't understand. Yet there were no mechanisms within the Skyrim universe to allow for that! In other words, what about things that exist or take place outside of our 3 spatial and 1 temporal dimensions, or perhaps beyond even our understanding of dimensions?

"There has to be a mechanism" is idle speculation on your part, and demonstrates your closedness to anything that might exist beyond our perspective of 3 dimensional space (which might be behind the "why?" and god of the gaps misunderstanding) - for which there is evidence and on which there is active and significant research. Besides, the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. This is not the god of the gaps, this is acknowledging our limitations and constraining our certainty accordingly.

It's odd that you quote Sagan, because he often spoke about the spiritual and the unknowable/ineffable. I think he would be more aligned with my assessment than yours, as he was an agnostic and rejected the label atheist.

Possibly we continue to exist, perhaps we don't. Perhaps 'exist' and 'not exist' are human concepts that don't mean anything in the bigger picture, and the parts of us that exist outside of 3 dimensions bathe forever in rivers of custard (or something really weird that can't be explained in english). Nobody knows and no guess is less likely or less educated, in my opinion, which is based on my lack of certainty and absolute bewilderment that we did the not-exist->exist cycle in the first place - but i welcome any argument or evidence you can provide counter to this, and my mind is open to them.

Interesting. I can't believe I've never contemplated how cheese is made.

Starter cultures, or good bacteria, are added to start the cheesemaking process. They help determine the ultimate flavor and texture of the cheese. Next, a milk-clotting enzyme called rennet is added to coagulate the milk, forming a custard-like mass.

It's then cut into small pieces to begin the process of separating the liquid (whey) from the milk solids (curds). Large curds are cooked at lower temperatures, yielding softer cheeses like Mascarpone and Ricotta. Curds cut smaller are cooked at higher temperatures, yielding harder cheeses like Gruyere and Romano.

Cheesemakers cook and stir the curds and whey until the desired temperature and firmness of the curd is achieved. The whey is then drained off, leaving a tightly formed curd.

Yellow mellow custard?

That was exactly my reaction. What a waste.

And it's been done so many times and so many better ways. Just calling your corn starch custard and using an in-ground pool doesn't make it any better, just wasteful.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'brainiac, john tickle, richard hammond, custard, non newtonian fluid, 2008' to 'brainiac, john tickle, richard hammond, custard, non newtonian fluid, 2008, corn starc' - edited by lucky760

Thank you!

In reply to this comment by enoch:
just helping a friend hit silver.wanna help? vote.
*promote

and i have to add i am warming up to matt smiths doctor.

I love the "custard pie to the face vs. snooker cue to the bollocks" line. First time he's got a genuinely good laugh from me since he broke onto the scene!

Handcuffed bears in custard? Now that's my kind of party!

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Maybe the Tulsa police are all pedophiles and this is a massive misdirection campaign.
Or maybe they have a thing for bears and this is part of their plan to get some handcuffed bears in custody.

It's a Flamby. A custard flan with caramel sauce on the bottom. There's a pull-off tab on the bottom of the cup that you remove (after placing it upside-down over your plate) to release the suction that holds it in place.>> ^grinter:

what are those. look yummie.

No i prefer to reply to comments where they are posted. Sorry if that breaks your own code of practise, but I frankly don't give a crap. You are a moron. get over it.

>> ^Ryjkyj:
My only argument was that if you can't grate cheese, you should just give up on life. After two years on the sift and you still don't know how to reply to a comment: you're probably the perfect candidate for pre-grated cheese.
In reply to this comment by Fade:
Oh, I'm sorry, I clicked a button that posts a quoted reply to a comment posted ON my profile page. How exactly does this help your argument? You're still wrong <IMG class=smiley src="http://static1.videosift.com/cdm/emoticon/tongue.gif">
In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
Said the guy who posted his reply to his own profile page.... Ha HA!
Are you fucking serious?
In reply to this comment by Fade:
sliced bread, tossed salad, instant coffee/custard, bottled water...dude you didn't have a salient point to begin with. stop trying to defend it.
>> ^Ryjkyj:
If grating cheese is as hard for you as owning a transportation company, farming, milking and fermenting then you've got serious problems. Pre-grated cheese costs around twice as much and tastes so much worse. To each his own, but I hardly think grating cheese qualifies as an inconvenience.
That's like saying wiping your ass is an inconvenience.
In reply to this comment by Fade:
Oh please. Convenience is such a crime.
Tell you what next time you open the fridge, don't take anything out of it that you haven't grown, processed, packaged and transported yourself. In fact why do you even have a fridge. You never built it yourself and you certainly aren't powering it with electricity you are generating yourself.
Did you milk the cow? Did you provide the cow with green pastures to frolick in? Did you? No. So shut up then.
>> ^Ryjkyj:
People who by pre-grated cheese should just give up. Give away all your worldly possessions, get a job at Walmart and start eating all of your food out of a dumpster. You obviously don't care enough about life to do anything besides eat at Wendy's and watch American Idol.
If you read that statement and think, "gee, that's a little harsh, grating cheese is annoying" then try getting yourself a box-shaped cheese grater. The flat ones are for trimming knuckles only. If you still think it's annoying, then follow the above instructions. Or better yet, open a vein.

My only argument was that if you can't grate cheese, you should just give up on life. After two years on the sift and you still don't know how to reply to a comment: you're probably the perfect candidate for pre-grated cheese.

In reply to this comment by Fade:
Oh, I'm sorry, I clicked a button that posts a quoted reply to a comment posted ON my profile page. How exactly does this help your argument? You're still wrong

In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
Said the guy who posted his reply to his own profile page.... Ha HA!

Are you fucking serious?

In reply to this comment by Fade:
sliced bread, tossed salad, instant coffee/custard, bottled water...dude you didn't have a salient point to begin with. stop trying to defend it.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

If grating cheese is as hard for you as owning a transportation company, farming, milking and fermenting then you've got serious problems. Pre-grated cheese costs around twice as much and tastes so much worse. To each his own, but I hardly think grating cheese qualifies as an inconvenience.
That's like saying wiping your ass is an inconvenience.
In reply to this comment by Fade:
Oh please. Convenience is such a crime.
Tell you what next time you open the fridge, don't take anything out of it that you haven't grown, processed, packaged and transported yourself. In fact why do you even have a fridge. You never built it yourself and you certainly aren't powering it with electricity you are generating yourself.
Did you milk the cow? Did you provide the cow with green pastures to frolick in? Did you? No. So shut up then.
>> ^Ryjkyj:
People who by pre-grated cheese should just give up. Give away all your worldly possessions, get a job at Walmart and start eating all of your food out of a dumpster. You obviously don't care enough about life to do anything besides eat at Wendy's and watch American Idol.
If you read that statement and think, "gee, that's a little harsh, grating cheese is annoying" then try getting yourself a box-shaped cheese grater. The flat ones are for trimming knuckles only. If you still think it's annoying, then follow the above instructions. Or better yet, open a vein.

Said the guy who posted his reply to his own profile page....

Now see, when you hit the "quote" button, it's just going to post to your own page. If you want to respond directly to me, then go to my last comment and hit "profile reply" down on the bottom right side of the box. That way, your response to me will show up on my page instead of your own.

If you need any help learning how to grate cheese, you know where to find me. (but you'll still have to hit "profile reply")

In reply to this comment by Fade:
sliced bread, tossed salad, instant coffee/custard, bottled water...dude you didn't have a salient point to begin with. stop trying to defend it.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

If grating cheese is as hard for you as owning a transportation company, farming, milking and fermenting then you've got serious problems. Pre-grated cheese costs around twice as much and tastes so much worse. To each his own, but I hardly think grating cheese qualifies as an inconvenience.
That's like saying wiping your ass is an inconvenience.
In reply to this comment by Fade:
Oh please. Convenience is such a crime.
Tell you what next time you open the fridge, don't take anything out of it that you haven't grown, processed, packaged and transported yourself. In fact why do you even have a fridge. You never built it yourself and you certainly aren't powering it with electricity you are generating yourself.
Did you milk the cow? Did you provide the cow with green pastures to frolick in? Did you? No. So shut up then.
>> ^Ryjkyj:
People who by pre-grated cheese should just give up. Give away all your worldly possessions, get a job at Walmart and start eating all of your food out of a dumpster. You obviously don't care enough about life to do anything besides eat at Wendy's and watch American Idol.
If you read that statement and think, "gee, that's a little harsh, grating cheese is annoying" then try getting yourself a box-shaped cheese grater. The flat ones are for trimming knuckles only. If you still think it's annoying, then follow the above instructions. Or better yet, open a vein.

sliced bread, tossed salad, instant coffee/custard, bottled water...dude you didn't have a salient point to begin with. stop trying to defend it.

>> ^Ryjkyj:

If grating cheese is as hard for you as owning a transportation company, farming, milking and fermenting then you've got serious problems. Pre-grated cheese costs around twice as much and tastes so much worse. To each his own, but I hardly think grating cheese qualifies as an inconvenience.
That's like saying wiping your ass is an inconvenience.
In reply to this comment by Fade:
Oh please. Convenience is such a crime.
Tell you what next time you open the fridge, don't take anything out of it that you haven't grown, processed, packaged and transported yourself. In fact why do you even have a fridge. You never built it yourself and you certainly aren't powering it with electricity you are generating yourself.
Did you milk the cow? Did you provide the cow with green pastures to frolick in? Did you? No. So shut up then.
>> ^Ryjkyj:
People who by pre-grated cheese should just give up. Give away all your worldly possessions, get a job at Walmart and start eating all of your food out of a dumpster. You obviously don't care enough about life to do anything besides eat at Wendy's and watch American Idol.
If you read that statement and think, "gee, that's a little harsh, grating cheese is annoying" then try getting yourself a box-shaped cheese grater. The flat ones are for trimming knuckles only. If you still think it's annoying, then follow the above instructions. Or better yet, open a vein.