I would never trust those people to whip up a cocktail to inject into me or my kids. They fall consistently short on the balance between ethics and profits. Crazy!

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I was gonna be all smart and call it a dupe too, but yeah, it's not. Different video, not a dupe.

Wonderful song. I don't have any ex-gfs on facebook (yet...), but quite a few sifters.

Lyrics:
"They say every one should have their heart broken, at least once.
That that is how you grow emotionally.
Well, I have been misused by many many many men,
but nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay.
And though it's many years ago, I feel it to this day.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook...
Are you fuckin kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now.
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes.
I traveled so far just to get away from you!
Till this mornings friend request surprise.

At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again.
You narcissistic ass hole, oh you nasty nasty man.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook...
Are you fucking kidding?

I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
or which member of the beatles or which 1950's movie star.
I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate,
I'd suspect you'd be a pirate but i dont wanna verify it.
and I dont give a shit what your stripper name is
or if your Kitty had a litter..
Look, just follow me on twitter.

I don't care about your family tree and i certainly don't want you poking me!..
again.

And so you wanna be my friend on facebook...
oh you fucking fucking fuck.
Click, ignore...."

Argh. It's cool, but it's so close to being mind-blowing! If only the screens were even bigger and connected directly to one another with no negative space! And if only cocktail waitresses walked by offering drinks! Then I'd be the rampaging, drunken Googlelord of space!

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>> ^RKW:
Winston Churchill legendarily made a martini by pouring a glass of Gin and taking a glance at a bottle of vermouth, or letting the sun shine through the bottle of vermouth onto the glass of gin.


Sounds like a homeopathic cocktail.

>> ^potchi79:
No, he's an idiot for assuming people are readily drinking a cocktail containing kerosene, sulfuric acid and axle grease.

Well, to be honest, I was skeptical when I first heard that kids breathe air-conditioner gas to get high, that drugs are regularly mixed with rat poison or cow de-wormer and that some people like to strangle themselves while masturbating.

At the risk of being called old at the age of 26, I'll say that while in the '80s it was the most preposterous recipe for a drink conceivable, with kids these days, who knows

>> ^demon_ix:
>> ^fjules:
Yeah, he is idiot because he hasn't been on internet for long enough to know what means. Arrogant bastards.

No, that doesn't make him an idiot, that just makes him a noob. He is, however, an idiot for declaring a half-speculation about an internet phenomenon on TV when a little research could have revealed his mistake and saved him quite a bit of professional ridicule.


No, he's an idiot for assuming people are readily drinking a cocktail containing kerosene, sulfuric acid and axle grease.

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They say every one should have their heart broken, at least once. That that is how you grow emotionally. Well, I have been misused by many many many men, but nothing can compare to how you treated me.

At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay. And though it's many years ago, I feel it to this day.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook... Are you fuckin kidding me?

All the memories are flooding back to me now. All the ways you stole the light from my eyes.
I travelled so far just to get away from you! Till this mornings friend request surprise.

At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again. You narcissistic ass hole, oh you nasty nasty man.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook... Are you fucking kidding?

I dont wanna know what kind of cocktail you are or which member of the beatles or which 1950's movie star. I dont give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate, I'd suspect you'd be a pirate but i dont wanna verify it. and I dont give a shit what your stripper name is or if your Kitty had a litter..

Look, just follow me on twitter.

I dont care about your family tree and i certainly dont want you poking me!.. again.

And now you wanna be my friend on facebook... oh you fucking fucking fuck.
Click, ignore....

Oddly satisfying to watch this video. I am uncannily drawn to zit popping, so this video is fun to watch. I had a girlfriend back in college who had a zit on her ass, and I popped it, and I swear to god a fucking core came out as long as a finger. It was awesome.

I'm off to get some shrimp cocktail and a bowl of mayonnaise.

So, this is like the character that Tom Cruise played in "Cocktail"? Cool.

Meh, i think after the initial "Are you an idiot, I'm speaking plain english" confrontation we all knew that he just wanted a simple question answered. Anyone who watches the show knows this is how it goes. Also, he was pissed because they had to shut down the kitchen and give everyone a free shrimp cocktail.

they say everyone should have their heartbroken
at least once
that is how you grow emotionally
well i have been misused by many many many men
but nothing can compare to how you treated me
at times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
and though its many years ago, i feel it to this day
and nooooooooow you wanna be my friend on facebook.......

are you fucking kidding me?

all the memories are flooding back to me now
all the ways you stole the light from my eyes
i traveled so far just to get away from you
until this mornings friend request surprise!

at times it really felt as thought id never smile again
you narcissistic asshole, oh you nasty nasty man
and noooow you wanna be my friend on facebook...

are you fucking kidding?
i dont wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
or which member of the beatles or which 1950's movies star
i dont give a toss if youre a ninja or a pirate
i suspect you'd be a pirate but i dont wanna verify it
and i dont give a shit what your stripper name is
or if your kitty had a litter
look-just follow me on twitter
i dont care about your family tree and i certainly dont want you
poking me! (again)

and so you wanna be my friend on facebook...
oh you fucking fucking fuck

click... ignore

No e-meter here...the scientologists are exactly the sort of moronic loons that one would have to be to take any of Hubbard's stupid crap as truth. Amazingly, he's even better at creating a completely unbelievable religion than he was at creating truly awful science fiction. Frankly, I didn't think that was possible.

My disgust with the state of mental-health professions (and professionals) stems from a far more personal set of encounters, seeing as I helped check my wife into the hospital yet again, Monday. They'll mumble their magic incantations, and toss a few darts at the medication chart to pick out a new drug cocktail, and hope it has some beneficial result (and not -too- many nasty permanent side effects). I'll believe they have something approaching a science when I can have my wife diagnosed by four different doctors and get any two of them to agree. Three out of four would leave me ecstatic. As it is, four doctors will (and have) give us five different diagnoses...

Did you know that electroshock therapy is still a common treatment? Fucking barbarians is what they are.

Bottom Line: She was too drunk to write a check with her mouth that her azz couldn't cash. You never try something like that drink toss and then turn your back...you're asking for what she got. Speaking as a Crowned Bitch, if he pissed her off that badly, and she felt the waste of a cocktail justified, she shouldn't have tried to walk away; in my experience, when you're in it, you're in it til someone goes down. Ya gotta pick your fights. Obviously, she's a amateur; bet she woke up the next morning swaering "NO MORE of those fruity drinks! They make my ass hurt!"