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The Walk.

bcglorf says...

It's a joke though, it's not supposed to fair, honest, accurate otherwise, it's just supposed to be funny.

Setup 1: We all presumably are familiar with Trump's "sleepy Joe" nickname and constant criticism of Biden's fitness.
Setup 2: Trump explaining at great, great length why he walked slowly down a ramp because of how treacherous it was.

Punchline: Joe Biden literally running up said ramp.

That's funny. Crying about inaccuracies or fallacies in it is like saying chickens don't roam freely so how can so many be crossing roads?

harlequinn said:

Part 1: the video portrays mocking. If they're going to mock someone, they should at least get their numbers right, otherwise they're no better than Trump and his continual exaggerations (e.g. it's like them saying "and it was the least steepest ramp in the world, and I've walked all the ramps of the world, more than anyone else").

Part 2: if they're trying to be funny by comparing two things then you have to, you know, compare the two things. So where is the video of Biden coming down the ramp? I want to see Biden cartwheel down the ramp like a champ.

Part 3: "I can 100% expect Trump, if he ever sees the clip, to respond exactly as your comment did", except for the fact that Trump already described this event (walking down the ramp) in this video. So you better check your 100%.

BTW, there is no dilemma - no sarcasm was implied or could be interpreted from my comment, and there is a little sarcasm check box that remained unchecked (just to be sure). On the other hand, I fully expected someone to try to diminish my comment, because facts always get in the way of a good story.

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Get Wendy's Before Wendy's Gets You

eric3579 says...

Even if you get Wendys breakfast before it gets you, you get got. Wendys breakfast plays the long game when it comes to getting you.

Baconator 750 cal, 1750 mg sodium, 7g sugar
Lg Frosty ccino 310 cal, 41g sugar
Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit 500 cal, 1260 mg sodium, 9g sugar

Infectious Disease Expert on the seriousness of Coronavirus

newtboy says...

Today the WHO upgraded Coronavirus to "pandemic". (Only about a month after it matched the definition)
New numbers show it's actual mortality rate is likely around 3.4% , average flu mortality is as low as .05%. (Way more testing is needed to verify that 3.4% number)

What we don't know is the rate of transmission, but it appears to be exceptionally high.
What we also don't know is that infection leads to permanent immunity. There are numerous reported cases of people being released after treatment, testing negative, then getting infected again. It's rare, and may be due to poor testing, but just assuming you can only get it once is rolling the dice with life or death stakes. I had chicken pox twice...the common misconception is that's impossible.

StukaFox (Member Profile)

luxintenebris jokingly says...

maybe, "Why'd you leave the bar? They're not serving drinks afterwards!"

once heard a guy, at a college baseball game, yell at a hispanic umpire calling him 'taco'. got a big laugh, from the fellow spectators, commenting on his slur, "you tell him chicken pot pie!"

it was very satisfying.

StukaFox said:

I'd laugh if the guy replied, "Why'd you leave Ireland?"

ant (Member Profile)

Boondocks predicted the chicken sandwich wars

newtboy says...

Sure, the world has had fire since it's been a planet, but if I told you in 1979 that in the next 5 years both the world's funniest comedian and most popular pop star would survive catching themselves on fire, that's still a miraculously accurate prediction.

Chicken restaurant chain releases new chicken sandwich, runs out, and causes multiple riots was hardly foreseeable, imo....at least not the first time. I kind of expected it for the reboot, granted.

Sagemind said:

I don't think it was "predicted"
The world's been burning since the world's been turning!"
"Same as it ever was!"

Mordhaus (Member Profile)

Those Boobs | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Speaker Pelosi Announcement on Impeachment

newtboy says...

Keep chanting that to yourself. Maybe you'll believe it, no one else does.

President's personal attorneys aren't involved in foreign affairs that are above board....ever.
Unclassified transcripts aren't hidden in servers intended for top secret CIA info if there's nothing to hide.
Trump admitted on TV that he asked a foreign president to investigate his political rival. Collusion.
Breaking the law to hide the whistleblower report doesn't happen if there's nothing to hide.

Trump's about to be a chicken dinner. Edit: Sounds like around 30 Republican senators think it's unacceptable. 8-10 more than needed if they vote for America and not Trump.

I hope you're ready for crazy Biden to loose his mind and break the law daily, and for Democrats to completely ignore it and laugh at you for being bothered because they run both houses. Trump may have just handed him the election, and the Senate seems poised to go down with him by turning a blind eye. The public is not on your side.

bobknight33 said:

Trump

Winner Winner chicken dinner.

Another proven nothing burger from the left.

Speaker Pelosi Announcement on Impeachment

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Meet Tungrus and His Pet Chicken From Hell

Meet Tungrus and His Pet Chicken From Hell

Meet Tungrus and His Pet Chicken From Hell



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