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Too bad they didn't add a chainsaw or metal grinder for the singing part!

"What's your ride?"

"A giant chainsaw sled."

Mistaken double submission (through the fault of siftbot).

See the correct one here: http://videosift.com/video/Chainsaw-Dog

*kill

A chainsaw would have made for a great finish.

Lyrics:

oh my god!

my bleeding heart bleeds blood for you, woah, woah

traveling down this lonely road, woah

facing my hurt, hurting my face, yeah yeah yeah

i chainsaw your face off, watching your brains rotting, kid
drain your veins raw, straining your esophagus

위하여, 음악에 미친 널 [we-hah-yeo, umage michin null]
위하여, 술잔에 비친 널 [we-hah-yeo suljane bichin null]
[translation: "cheers to you who are crazy for the music! / cheers to you who are reflected on the (wine) glass!"]

finding the truth
take it back
finding the truth
it's nothing
change
and tesselate
as we fight to the death

il mio amore è corrisposto

we all dance to the polka
for it is so fun
still dancing to the polka
with my accordion

love is everywhere
smoke is in the air

pick it up, pick it up!
oi! oi! oi! oi!
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
oi! oi! oi! oi!

a to z, z, z
a to z, z, z
a to z

as we cross the open seas
twoards the call of war
our axes we'll free
guided by the hand of thor

yeah yeah yeah
and our love will never end

List of genres:
1. Ambient
2. Baroque
3. Chiptune
4. Dubstep
5. Emo
6. Folk
7. Grunge
8. Horrorcore
9. IDM
10. Jazz
11. K-Pop
12. Latin
13. Math Metal
14. Noise
15. Opera
16. Polka
17. Quan Ho
18. Reggae
19. Ska
20. Trap
21. UK Garage
22. Viking Metal
23. Wonky
24. Xoomii
25. Yodel
26. Zouk

Source YouTube

Chainsaws, you don't typically use hacksaws to cut wood.

It takes a real man to start a chainsaw with your teeth.

*quality mash-up
spoiler: This song is used brilliantly in the 2013 redux of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, oh.....and the movie probably sucks like all the reduxs have

Tags for this video have been changed from 'old man opening beer bottle chainsaw' to 'old man, opening, beer, bottle, chainsaw, awesome' - edited by kulpims

The Chinese sure make floppy chainsaws. Anyhoo, I vote for water balloons, or anything Nerfy.