But he didn't fall on a running chainsaw, so at least he's got that going for him.

Plaid, flannel, and a chainsaw does not necessarily a lumberjack make.

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Chainsaws are designed that way. Just turn the key. Work smarter, not harder.

Bah, that was just a movie. I'm talking about the real Chuck Norris. The one who could stop a chainsaw with his fingers.

"I bet it sounds like a chainsaw"

The literature says it is "all-electric". The pilots are not wearing heavy duty ear protection in the video. I submit that It probably sounds more like a large flock of hummingbirds.

So stoked there's chainsaws!

We do this every Wednesday lunch. Here are the ones we suffix.

in jail.
without pants.
with a chainsaw.
but at what cost?

Aww the baby chainsaw is so cute. Who's a cute widdle chainsaw?

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Reminds me of when I was helping my neighbor cut branches. He was at the top of an extended ladder that was leaning against the branch he was chainsawing, about 20 feet up. I'm bracing the ladder and I realize once he cuts off the outer part of that branch the remaining part is going to be a whole lot lighter, and the ladder won't be leaning against it anymore. He was grateful I brought it to his attention, to say the least.