NEWS FLASH! Datline: NyetTufta Russia
. The badly beaten, nude body of a well known local orange cat was found in the stairwell of a prominent Crows dwelling.
The Crow, a professor of anthropology and a advocate for the humanities, said he was awakened by a loud noise and cawled the police. The Crow said he doesn't know the oarange cat or why it was at his house. The crow claims a large black cat ran away from the scene when the crow turned on his lights.
Local police are on the lookout for a large black cat.
A survailance tape was taken by police from the neighbors house and will be viewed for clues this evening....More at 11:00.
>> ^ant:
And then what happened?

>> ^artician:

This is totally a kitty snuff-film. Fuck this shit. Now I'm depressed.


shit mang, I hope you do not listen or watch the news. Tissue ??

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Isn't that @Issykitty?>> ^Crosswords:

Of course he's standing up, how else a kitty gonna flex his guns?

Nothing like the sound of cats fighting in the middle of the night to help you sleep.

Cat fight!!!!

Cat fight in a 9/11 thread? Sounds fun. Go at it you two!

>> ^ant:

No cat fight?


Actually, I kinda liked the "HAHA! Gotcha!" playful swat at the end.

No cat fight?

More cat fight, less hooman....

That's about the most half-hearted cat fight I think I've ever seen.

in Soviet Russia cats fight upside-down. It was actually intentionally bred into them with a plan to eventually paradrop them in the US to freak everybody out and lose the cold war.

Cat Fight Club... I'd watch it.