"Can you hear me now?"

>> ^TheSluiceGate:

Why didn't we get to hear the husbands first words dammit!!

Mine would have been "Can you hear me now?"

>> ^Issykitty:

Whaaa? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!


CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Can you hear me now?

-I hate when my girlfriend emasculates me because I won't have sex with her when she's on her period. I just hate pulling my dick out and it looking like I massacred a room full of people with it.

-I hate when people say "git 'er done" a la Larry the Cable Guy

-I hate when the guys that I work with wear polo shirts tucked into their jeans

I hate pleated pants. Dockers the most.

-I hate when people quote TV commercials as a source of their comedy, ie when somebody says "Can you hear me now?" repeatedly and then laughs afterward

-I hate when people talk shit about gay people for being gay. Seriously, why are homophobic guys so enamored with discussing gay people?

-I hate people calling house music "techno". It's not techno.

You know what, other that the first one, everything else comes from people at work.

Can you hear me NOW?

Can you hear me now?!

Can you hear me now? Now? Ok, hang on while I turn this boat around... now? hello?

Dang it, I really should have waited for them to build more than one cell tower before I got this stupid phone.