Yeah that's a whole lot of win.

Side note: Best prank I've ever seen was a Jackass bit where one of the idiots dresses as a terrorist, complete with dynamite belt under white robes, and gets in a cab headed for the airport. His idea is to freak out the cabbie. But the cabbie is in on it, and the double-cross ends with the terrorist in the trunk being shot at.

I just avoided being in a head-on collision today because of my quick-thinking cabbie. Didn't really need the clearer picture of what I missed, but it does bring it home why we should wear seatbelts.

One time I got knocked off my bike by a van, and another bike messenger zoomed past and knocked of the drivers's side-view mirror with his radio. A perfect symphony of revenge.

Another time I got badly cut off by the same cabbie three times in a short stretch of road, and I got madder and madder each time. The first time I yelled at him. The second time I banged his hood. The third time I punched through the driver-side window. There were tiny little bits of safety glass on his lips. It was hilarious.

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>> ^messenger:

He uses that same joke in every location. I don't know why he picked Alberta. Probably just asked the cabbie what part of Canada he didn't like. If he really wanted a reaction, he should have said Quebec. That would have got the audience going the way he likes it.


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Oh shit, now I'm in a rut.


Cough.

He uses that same joke in every location. I don't know why he picked Alberta. Probably just asked the cabbie what part of Canada he didn't like. If he really wanted a reaction, he should have said Quebec. That would have got the audience going the way he likes it.

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

>> ^grinter:
Hey, at least the cabbie helped his passengers out before running like a coward from the 'inevitable' explosion.

If by "helping" you mean standing at a safe distance and watching as they crawl through the shattered window...

yes, that is what I mean.

>> ^grinter:

Hey, at least the cabbie helped his passengers out before running like a coward from the 'inevitable' explosion.


If by "helping" you mean standing at a safe distance and watching as they crawl through the shattered window...

Hey, at least the cabbie helped his passengers out before running like a coward from the 'inevitable' explosion.

never tell that particular cabbie that you're in a hurry and that there's an extra 5 bucks in it for a timely arrival.

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Been there done that. New York cabbies are still worse.

Being Bel-Aired, or Fresh-Princed, is something else. It's when someone posts a looooooong story hoping to catch your attention, and at some point, usually his mother gets scared and sends him to live with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. He whistles for a cab, and when it gets near, the license plate says "Fresh" and there's dice in the mirror. If anything, he can say that the cab is rare, but then he forgets and says "Yo homes, to Bel-Air!". He pulls up to a house at around 7 or 8, and he yells to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!". He looks at his kingdom as he's finally there. To sit on his throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air.

>> ^Crake:

>> ^demon_ix:
I think it's a little early to call this a meme

But Fresh Prince is, if I'm not mistaken.

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i know from my experiences i tip 20% + in america and less than that when im in europe. the first time i was there old enough to be by myself and picking up my own checks, i had no idea that it wasnt expected of me and certainly not in the 20% + for EVERYTHING. i had no idea until a nice cabbie told me and warned me that me being a tiny single foreign female throwing down the fliff like that was gonna get me taken advantage of. so... i still tip there, because i was raised to believe its showing gratitude for a good service provided, but not as much and not as often. i like the tip for the first round of drinks rule i adopted. i disagree with netrunner, it doesnt have anything to do with status, not for me anyway, really im a filthy broke ass single mom lady, i have no status. but it does have to do with this... i was raised to do it. enculturated by a society that says its the right thing to do. i dont mind doing it. at all. but i do think its bullshit that we pay wait staff so poorly they have to depend on it.

oh and as far as the worst dressed and the loudest, i totally fucking agree. i know i am a loud obnoxious ugly american with no fashion sense what so ever. and well, old navy has taken over our fashion industry. (says the bitch wearing 3 old navy tank tops) so....... i mean ive been ambushed by subway dwelling gypsy kids that dressed better than me.