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Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you

kronosposeidon says...

>> ^rottenseed:
the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Butch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.

There you go, obsessing about my sex life again. What have I ever written here that makes people wonder if I'm some sort of pervert? Man, this is starting to piss me off. Looks like my midget slaves are gonna have to take the brunt of my wrath tonight.

Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)

rottenseed says...

yea, it'll always remind me of the puss-like discharge that came with the disease your ex gave us.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Ah, I see you already de-gayified your color scheme. My, that shade of green looks awfully familiar. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. At least that's what stalkers say.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
eh...i could be due for some swashbuckling practice. You bring the sword, i'll bring the dagger.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

rottenseed (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Ah, I see you already de-gayified your color scheme. My, that shade of green looks awfully familiar. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. At least that's what stalkers say.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
eh...i could be due for some swashbuckling practice. You bring the sword, i'll bring the dagger.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)

rottenseed says...

eh...i could be due for some swashbuckling practice. You bring the sword, i'll bring the dagger.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

rottenseed (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Oh, I see. That's too bad, because I was really hoping we could rub wieners.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)

rottenseed says...

While it's true that I'm gay, I'm a butch dike lesbo so camo green and black army boots are more my thang.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'd like to take this opportunity to compliment you on your color changes. The magenta username is ravishing, and the carnation comment background is DIVINE. Combined they make a bold statement: "This gloryhole is MINE".

Now, you were saying something about my balls, I believe.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
titan or not, time will take its toll on us all.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Hey, I just read that. And somehow I doubt you were referring to the titan Kronos.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
illusory sag is how women describe kronos' balls.

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Worst. Street Gang Fight. Evar. (80's STYLE!)

youdiejoe says...

"Ace Hits the Big Time"
Based on the novel by Barbara Beasley Murphy and Judie Wolkoff
Original air date: 4/2/85

Ace (Mr. Belvedere's Rob Stone) is a bit of a worrywart. His family recently moved from New Jersey to New York City, and he's terrified of the stories he's heard about the Purple Falcons, the ferocious gang at his new school. He imagines a thug hiding out in his closet and, in a synth-heavy musical number, a gang of ex-Solid Gold Dancers assaulting him in the streets. Still, he gathers his courage, puts on an eye patch to cover a sty, and heads off to Marshall High. In homeroom, he befriends Raven (Karen Petrasek), who turns out to be the only female member of the Purple Falcons. Turns out Ace didn't really have anything to worry about. The Falcons (including Ally McBeal's James LeGros and The Larry Sanders Show's Wallace Langham) are tres gay.and, apparently, tres stupid. They assume that he's wearing an eye patch because his eye was poked out in a rumble, and they figure they'd better invite him to become a Falcon before he decides to poke out one of their eyes. Ace accepts the invitation, and before you can say Krush Groove, he gets the entire gang a job working as extras on Street Smarts, a Hollywood movie musical about star-crossed lovers who are also members of gangs. Sort of like West Side Story, but not as butch. When a rival gang called the Piranhas, jealous at the Falcons' success, raids the set and kidnaps Raven, it's up to Ace to rescue her. His solution? He sends them a pink frosted cake with "Make Peace, Not War" written on top. The ploy works - the Piranhas are kinda gay, too - and the reunited Falcons sing, dance, and jump off of a building. The end!

In case you're a little slow on the uptake, "Ace Hits the Big Time" is extremely strange. With its "cool" musical numbers and "say what?" plot developments, this is one After School Special that fans of mid-'80s camp won't want to miss.

Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank

Grizzly Adams

Goofball_Jones says...

This is when TV shows still were ripping off movies. This was a rip-off of "Jeremiah Johnson".

There were and still are a lot of rip-off shows. Like "Alias Smith & Jones" for "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" etc etc.

The P-Mate allows women to pee while standing up

calvados says...

there was a rather butch girl who was on pre-deployment training with us and she had a similar device except that it was designed to be used over and over... she kept it in a ziploc bag between uses.

my buddy saw her using it -- freaked him out good

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AnimalsForCrackers says...

Watching the reporters subtle gestures at the end made me grin. You could tell that they were secretly wondering whether to just sit there and be cool or jump over the desk and dropkick this butch gasbag in the throat.

Hmmmm, what to do? (Sift Talk Post)

choggie says...

sounds pure private dicktective t' me.....the ban thang and no-voting-for works, but like the admins'(gluttonsforpunishment)have said, it taxes their minds and commitments.....poor babies!!!

The short list you've mentioned fletch, either lurk here rearing their heads occasionally if at all, or don't feel welcome....like in a flesh and blood community, certain elements are tolerated, for their singular contributions....others know their place, one of the survival circuit's drawbacks......
Proving oneself seems to me, the old-timey tried and true way.....
So, butch up, and don't get yer panties and/or boxers, in a wily twist!!! This site is for adults and older children!!!


The Agony of Defeat Guy - Where Is He Now?

silvercord says...

Not surprised snaremoppet. It happened 23 years before you were born. However, week after week after week after week after . . . well, you get the idea . . . Vinko Bogataj was the most viewed athlete in the world. Like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, people were asking, "who is that guy?" He is a legend in the States and for those who watch ABC sports and for the people in his homeland.

Now . . . you know!



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