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They are getting better.
The first few were just hard to watch, but now they are actually getting funny.


Yeah... I couldn't watch the first BTW at all. But this was funny.

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Carried by Bruce Willis tbh.

The Happening was the worse movie I've seen for a long time, no exhaggeration. You know what the "twist" for that film was? Nothing. There was none, it never happened, nothing was ever explained.
Me- "Omg the tree are killing everybody for somehow for some reason."
Shamamylylanlaylymum- "Yup, pretty much."
THE END.

The only good thing about that movie is that I can look back on the whole experience and laugh about it now, not unlike the time I had food poisoning and was emptying my guts from every orafice simultaneously. Hahaha, silly me eating food from that scummy street vendor, oh and that time I accidently watched The Happening. hoho.

and stop with the "sixth sense and unbreakable were great, they sucked after that" garbage. sixth sense sucked termite ass. it was a cool premise and a great movie........then the movie started being about bruce willis and it blew chowder. if you didnt figure the plot of the movie halfway through then you enjoy shit-tastic movies.

and unbreakable. again, it started being cool.....then about 30 minutes into the movie the story, characters, and pretty much everything else get thrown into a blender along with m night shit and bam, theres yer second act. then the turd filled second act dropped a steaming deuce and bam, theres your third act.

both crap movies, that just steamrolled into more crap movies.

*Future. I could totally picture Bruce Willis using this app in the 5th Element.

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I was always told if you have to put your hands someone at the hard physical force level (force continuum) you are probably arresting them at that point. Cop should turned her around and cuffed the woman and tossed her into the back of the car.

Here's what I think happened. Officer went to ticket woman for jay walking, woman was pissed about it. Got loud, or threatening, which can be interpreted as simple assault. The rest is on camera.

Police Humor, which you can see Bruce Willis do on Live Free Die Hard, he says something to the fake dispatch about 587s, which means for that movie, naked people. The best code you want to hear is "Uh, Dispatch we got a boatload of 314s. Going to need backup, copy?" Which means, generally, there's a boat load of naked people. 314 is the California penal code for when someone exposes themselves in public, or for public view, generally someone naked in a place they should not be naked at.

We can all assume that was just Bruce Willis coming back from the grocery store, right?

Life is not like GTA 4 where you can just walk into a store and pick up a gun if you're a criminal. It's not like a Hollywood action movie where bad guys are armed to the teeth with sub machine guns, sniper rifles and atomic bombs, and the only thing that'll stop them is Bruce Willis or Mel Gibson taking up arms and shooting the living crap out of them.

There are gun restrictions in my country, where you need to register your weapon and buy ammo through specialized shops who keep track on how much you get. You need to get a hunting license and maintain it in order to legally buy and keep your weapon. You also can't have as many guns as you want, nor whatever kind you want.
Now, this is by no means necessarily the reason why the crime rate is lower here than in the states, because it's such a complicated issue that you can't just point to one single thing as the decisive factor. However, the majority of our lesser crimes (and I can imagine most of the more serious ones) are gun-free. I'm just saying that restrictive gun laws doesn't mean you simply take the weapons from law abiding citizens and hand them over to the mob, serial killers and bank heist rings.

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I actually don't mind Bruce Willis- he only has one character really- the disgruntled divorced cop- but he plays it well and I like the character. When you go see a Bruce Willis movie- it's almost like it's different episodes of the same movie- because it's the same guy.

>> ^Deano:

I think I would auto-skip a Bruce Willis movie now - who is his audience now anyway?

I think I would auto-skip a Bruce Willis movie now - who is his audience now anyway?