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Food Delivery Apps: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
newtboyI worked for a company called “waiters on wheels” in the Bay Area…essentially door dash before cell phones and the internet. We used handheld radios.
We got minimum wage + tips, and our salaries didn’t pay for gas and car upkeep so we survived or perished based on tipping. It’s hard, thankless work only to be at the whim of your customers mood for your livelihood.
Worse, you pay taxes as if you are tipped 15% on all orders, but the average tip was closer to 8% when you count non-tippers.
Back then, stoners were the worst. Usually paying at least partially in change, rarely a tip at all, maybe an offer of a bong hit for a tip at best.
If you hire a service to deliver, remember there’s an actual person between you and them, and you only hurt the person by not tipping, not the company. If the order is screwed up, it’s unlikely to be their fault, they can only take what the restaurant gives them. Keep that in mind, service people deserve to be paid for their work, and the tip is part of their pay.
We all have that friend online...
newtboy*snick…Hey guys…*snick…can I….*burble…*snick…*burble….finish my…*snick…bong hit before we….go…*cough *snick. Crap!
Been there.
GWAR - Maggots - Live From Antarctica
visionep says...Go!
[Verse 1]
Vile form of necros lies rotting your mind
Feasting like maggots, maggots in flesh
Soon it left your ruined cortex behind
Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine
[Chorus]
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling, falling like rain!
[Verse 2]
Reeking pus-pools vomit bubonic plague
Bowels of the beast stink of puke
How to describe such vileness on the page?
World Maggot waits for the end of the age!
[Chorus]
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling, falling like rain!
Like rain!
[Bridge]
Beneath a sky of maggots I walked
Until those maggots began to drop, I
Gaped at god to receive my gift
Bathed in maggots 'til the planet shift
(Ohh...) The maggots are falling like rain
(Ohh...) The maggots are falling like rain
Now in the halls of the necro-lord
Flash of fear when he sees my sword, I
Rape his woman, smoke his bong
Leave a booger underneath his throne
(Ohh...) The maggots are falling like rain
(Ohh...) The maggots are falling like rain!
[Solo]
Just like rain, say!
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots! Maggots! Maggots!
[Chorus]
Ma-Ma-Ma-Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling like rain!
Maggots! Maggots! Maggots! Maggots!
Ma-Ma-Ma-Maggots! Maggots!
Maggots are falling, falling like rain!
Ahahaha...
Axolotls: The Cannibal Salamanders That Never Grow Up
newtboyWhat if they’re IN the bong!?!
Fun Fact: Axolotls can not inhale cannabis from a bong rip.
Fact#2 Axolotls is the word I have in my copy/paste so I do not spell it wrong.
Fact #3 Axolotls Axolotls Axolotls kick ass.
Fact $5 *quality
Axolotls: The Cannibal Salamanders That Never Grow Up
BoneRemakeFun Fact: Axolotls can not inhale cannabis from a bong rip.
Fact#2 Axolotls is the word I have in my copy/paste so I do not spell it wrong.
Fact #3 Axolotls Axolotls Axolotls kick ass.
Fact $5 *quality
Mom catches book falling on child using reflection from TV
StukaFox says...That's me catching the bong when it starts to fall over, only she was successful and not about to be murdered by her wife.
Trump Jr High As A Kite Rambling Nonsense
StukaFox says...Oh shit, it's totally real.
Look, I've let off a few odd missives after an ill-advised bong-rip sesh, or perhaps grown a bit long-winded once Jack and Coke are involved, but never once have I dived head-first into a mountain of pure Columbian and then gone on TV to rant about McDonald's.
Naw, I save that shit for LSD.
That was my initial thought. Its difficult to tell because of the poor quality + strange zooms & pans + odd cutting of video and sound.
Bingus Mauls Owner
newtboy"Bingus" is what I've called a bong or bong hit for about 32 years +-
Pigeon Simulator Announcement Teaser
StukaFox says...There's very few times in life where you realize you picked the absolute PERFECT time to take one too many bong rips: the first time you watch The Wall; the first time you hear Dark Side of the Moon; literally anything that has anything to do with, or is in fact, Zootopia; and this shit.
God bless you, Ant, god bless you.
Best Ever Door To Door Salesman
BSRA self sacrifice for a sale. 🤦♂️
Sorry, could only find a Hwang, Wong, Waan, Wan, Waon, Hwong, Vong, Hung, Hong, Bong, Eng, Ng, Uy, Wee, Oi, Oei, Oey, Ooi, Ong, or Ung *deep breath* man-facepalming emoji. No Caucasians. 🤦♂️
Some are funny, but they seem to just assume the (white) home owners are themselves closet racists who love racial humor and go from there.
US History: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
luxintenebriswhy stop? follow up through the next 150+ years. things change. the g.o.p. certainly did. from 1854 to now it has swung from progressive to regressive.
- from freeing slaves to gambling w/school children's lives.
- from a giant of a man and a great leader; to a fat child and overeater.
learn history? slavery existed in all the states, champ.
learn history? try 'race riots omaha' in google*, then try to insinuate only southern democrats were dangerous.
and a bit off subject, but near and dear to your heart...
learn history? try explaining why don's university and his charity lost lawsuits then paid out large sums?
learn history? yes! but in all, it's horror and glory. not just that version where bob rescued his family leaving out the part where his lit bong, next to the porn mags, started the fire. (hypothetical example)
*one city. a horde of other tusla's in u.s. history
Its not that Slavery was a white issue. Not all whites were slave holders. You need to look at which group identified with slavery.
Learn history,
Burning people with magnifying glass
newtboyFunny, I've often used magnifying glasses to light bong hits.
as a stoned person please don't light me on fire
Right Wing Fakes Pelosi Videos To Make Her Sound Drunk
newtboy"Bing Bing bong...Bing....Bing....Bing bing" "wuuh blu bla bla...I don't know what I said"
These aren't quotes from a rational NYC narcissist who possesses functioning mental processes.
High on meth? No. NYC narcissist. Yes.
The Allergy - The best way to stop smoking
newtboyUndeniably a great reason to quit.....her.
Proper motivation is the key, though. I realized one day that cigarettes were interfering with how many bong hits I could take, and I never had another cigarette after that day.
Priorities.
Head Shop Hero
eric3579Never bring a can of bear spray to a bong fight.