See the way Bessie looks at the victim before pushing her?

Damn I hope Kharma is a real thing.

Looks like good old Bessie moonlights as a pole dancer at the local Down and Dirty.

The HAMSTERMARINE IV powered by Bessie IV.

From teh Wikipoopia

Common Nicknames for Elizabeth:
Abbie Abby Babeth Babette Batty Bee Bess Bessie Bet Beth Bethey Betsy Betta Bette Bettina Betty Bezzy Bitty Bitsy Biz Buffy Effy Ela Eli Eliaz Elisa Elise Eliza Eliza-Beth Ella Elle Ellie Ellie-B Els Elsa Elsie Elsinue Elspeth Ely Ilsa Isabel Iz Izabel Izabeth Izzie Izzy Leeza Lib Libby Lidabet Lies Liesel Lili Lilibet Lilibeth Lible Lilie Lilla Lillah Lilli Lillibet Lillibeth Lillie Lilly Lily Lisa Lisbet Lisbeth Lisette Lissy Liz Liza Lizbet Lizabeth Lizbee Lizine Lizz Lizzette Lizzie Lizzy Tetty Tibby Tizzy Wiz Wizzy Yizzy Zabe Zabs Zeebz

The real gag comes later when the farmer says:

"someone hit ol' Bessy with a bike, kicked her in the gut, and then shot her in the head 8 times. Can you believe that? Poor thing is lucky to be alive."

>> ^dannym3141:
What a dark day in world affairs when all it takes for us to consider something a witty retort is for a leader to answer a reporter's question with A SENSIBLE FUCKING ANSWER. Move along people, all this does is make me feel better about thinking obama is NOT a toolbag, and that bush was a toolbag inside a toolbox.
Churchill:
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it
BOOM.
Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.
POW.
Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.
KAPOW.
Let's get some real fucking genius wit back into politics, can we? (no, this doesn't demonstrate churchill's genius, but trust me he was)


1) You're comparing Churchill's private conversations to a news conference by Obama.
2) Those quotes by Churchill are all unsourced. We don't know if they actually happened. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill

What a dark day in world affairs when all it takes for us to consider something a witty retort is for a leader to answer a reporter's question with A SENSIBLE FUCKING ANSWER. Move along people, all this does is make me feel better about thinking obama is NOT a toolbag, and that bush was a toolbag inside a toolbox.

Churchill:
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it

BOOM.

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

POW.

Young man (after seeing Churchill leave the bathroom without washing his hands): At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the toilet.
Churchill: At Harrow they taught us not to piss on our hands.

KAPOW.

Let's get some real fucking genius wit back into politics, can we? (no, this doesn't demonstrate churchill's genius, but trust me he was)

(DISCLAIMER THESE ARE NOT NECESSARILY DEMONSTRATIVE OF REALITY AND RYCHAN SNIFFS WOMEN'S BICYCLE SEATS......this is also unsourced!)

Alberta Hunter, was a contemporary of, though not as successful as ma Rainey or Bessie Smith, but she did work hard at it, like they all did to make a living...she traveled with the USO, and performed for inlisted men, all over the world-Became a Nurse at the age of 40 sumpthin' When Hunter retired from nursing in 1977, she was 81 and ready to go back on the road. By this time her voice was gritty, down and dirty, and her fans loved her for it. She made four albums for Columbia between 1977 and her death in 1984.She was dicovered again, and this time, a whole lotta anglo folks got to hear her....she enjoyed a swan song of revived popularity , performing around the world, once again, to the delight of a new generation, skipping a couple, at least, of fans........
Born:
Apr 01, 1895 in Memphis, Tennessee

Died:
Oct 17, 1984 in Roosevelt, New York