Yes!

In reply to this comment by enoch:
you are on fire lately my man!
will you autograph my tits?

you are on fire lately my man!
will you autograph my tits?

Thank you for sifting this. Eddie Arnold was a favorite of mine. An autograph to my mother was carried in my wallet all through elementary school.

I couldn't wait for his show to come on. I was three or so.

It is been too many years since I heard this.

@kronosposeidon, only time will tell whether html5 will replace Flash. The plus for html5 is it's open source which allows for a huge amount of people to contribute to the development of the actual platform, unlike Adobe. However Flash has been around for a long time and continues to innovate. It's hard to say at the moment.

@dag, au contrair, mon ami. You don't have to pay a penny to download FlashDevelop or Eclipse and add the Flex SDK. That's about as open source as it gets. And Flash introduced a new XML based .XFL file, which is a folder structure with assets and text documents. You may need Flash CS5 to compile it still; that I don't know. But, it appears to allow for open source editing of the files.

One thing no one has mentioned is how integrated the Adobe products are, so you can go between things like After Effects and Flash. You can import layered PSDs to each. You can't do any of that with html 5. I think most people who don't use Flash see it only as a web platform, but it's always been more.

@budzos, I agree with you. You shouldn't feel obligated to give an autograph to anyone. However, this was the grand opening of the Apple Store on 5th Avenue, which implies that Jobs is there for PR. Whether signing autographs for fans is healthy for PR or not is up to debate.

I didn't take him to be an asshole in that vid, more of a douchebag who thought he was being funny. We already knew he was a douche bag. A surprising video would have been him giving the autograph and then talking to the guy as if he were human.

I share your rage about Apple deciding that only CoCo developed apps will be allowed through the app store.

But I don't sympathize with the autograph seeker in the video. You're not entitled to labour or use of time from one the busiest and most public CEOs on the planet. I look askance at all autograph seekers, but these ones who act like massively rich and industrious people are obligated to give you their signature with every random encounter are just fucking assclowns.

After Christopher Reeve passed away, 'Aint It Cool News' posted a story (I don't know who the actual author is, sorry), and it really touched me, especially this part:

'At the age of seven years old, I wrote three heroes of mine for their autograph. The only one that responded was Christopher Reeve. 8 months after I mailed it, in an envelope one day came a small 3x5 photograph of Superman autographed “To Harry, Christopher Reeve”.

As an Eagle Scout that believes in Truth, Justice and the American Way… that believed when that man flew, that a man could fly… every issue of Action, Adventure, World’s Finest, Superboy, Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and Superman… in every word bubble that came out of a Curt Swan's Supes' head, I heard Christopher Reeve. I don’t believe any actor will ever completely own a role so perfectly as Chris owns SUPERMAN. '

God bless his soul! He was such a great man, inside and out!

I can't believe they killed off Johnny Cage in the preview, he was one of the best characters! Who else is going to write autographs and make smartass remarks?!

>> ^gwiz665:
Can't it be both? I'm routinely mind fucked by religiousity..
>> ^burdturgler:
Is this something that was actually endorsed by Stephen Baldwin or is it some sort of parody/comedy/mind fuck?



Mindfuckin' you is as hard as getting dead rats to travel maze paths with chopsticks ...but s'rsly-Steve Baldwin's best movie role was some high-8 footage from his botched circumcision...
http://cgi.ebay.com/STEPHEN-BALDWIN-SIGNED-AUTOGRAPH-BASEBALL-SARAH-PALIN-/150423686129?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2305f34bf1

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:
The majority of Americans out of work do not qualify for unemployment insurance, but we all pay for the privileged few who do to get them. Once again a case of the lowest of the low financing the people who have a leg up already keep that leg up.


The lower/middle class unemployed are "privileged" to be so? Get a clue you heartless selfish lowlife. You really need to look in the mirror. Bitch about a leak in your roof when the river is running thru the neighbors house. (yeah, I know, it ain't your problem...)

For all you that praise Bunning, take a look at this info on his "NON-profit" foundation.

Jim Bunning Foundation

On December 18, 2008, the Lexington Herald Leader reported that Sen. Bunning's non-profit foundation, the Jim Bunning Foundation, has given less than 25 percent of its proceeds to charity. The charity has taken in $504,000 since 1996, according to Senate and tax records; during that period, Senator Bunning was paid $180,000 in salary by the foundation while working a reported one hour per week. Bunning Foundation board members include his wife Mary, and Cincinnati tire dealer Bob Sumerel. In 2008, records indicate that Bunning attended 10 baseball shows around the country and signed autographs, generating $61,631 in income for the charity.[38] "The whole thing is very troubling," said Melanie Sloan, Executive Director for Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington.

Your video, Julia Stiles Wants To Give You Her Autograph, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Thank you for the quality.

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
I ♥ Julia Stiles. *quality

It's cute. The Republicans have their own little rock star. And they can pout when she stands them up!

Quite fickle, too. "I love Palin! I'm gonna buy her book and stand in line to get her autograph because she's a maverick! What? She's not coming? Well, I ain't supportin' that good-fer-nothin' quitter!"

These people are so cookoo for cocoa puffs!

Ok Ok OK...(Lost power and having to start over for your job-losin' ass....

This should make you feel less like a time wasting dumb ass....

I worked at a Xmas store back in 87 for a friend of my mother's from the hippie days...seasonal-retail...On break one day OI bought a copy of the collected "Life In Hell" Series from Matt Groening...while reading it at work, I realized that Bongo and his co-workers, represented perfectly in my own experience, just how much my life was like their hell.

I quickly and enthusiastically xeroxed a copy of my favorite workplace escapade, labeled each character with co-worker's names, esp the boss, and proudly pinned it up for all to see the next day.(You see I closed, and the boss opened, and I thought her recovering alcoholics Excedrine-addicted crazy bitch-ass would have a sense of humor!!...

She greeted me the next day with a smile, a coffee and caffeine jag from the asprinz addiction, and a piece of paper in her hand she smiled and described as my last check, my ass at the door...(she could have called, I was fucking late anyhow)

I wrote Matt.

I sent him a copy of his doctored cartoon strip and an explanation attempting to evoke some sympathy as well as tickle him because I had had enough of that place anyway ...he replied with a postcard with a "You know what they say, work is hell." and a signature on the back, and a cool autographed in marker production print glossy of him next to a marina holding a duck with a cartoon bubble for the duck quacking, "Halp, Halp! HALP!"

This was the year the Simpsons first appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show-Still got that gear, baby.....On f'sale on Ebay..... Item# 90824655..?

Also got a laugh: "Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph-- GROUND!"