Well I suppose that's one kind of autograph, 'No doc, leave imprint of his fist on my face'.

I met a couple trek legends at the Star Trek Convention in Cleveland back in 1986. It was nothing like the spectacle modern conventions have become. I'm so sad we did not have cell phones with cameras back then. We stood in line just to get autographs.

It would have been hilarious if you did say "Bridge".

I like Darren. He is my friend. I like you and him.

And he likes me.

And I like him.

He likes you, I HOOOOOPE!

I like his autograph. It is a nice picture.

HE. IS. NIIIIIIICE!

Yeah, that's a fair point from both you and @eric3579.

I'm just not entirely comfortable with the concept that any public figure is 100% available just because they happen to be in public.

To me, it's the same as a musician or movie star being able to walk down the street without being harassed for autographs or selfies.

I met him outside the theater in Denver when he was in "The Elephant Man" in 1980. He signed autographs and said a few words into my tape recorder as a greeting to my family. He was very gracious. He was also the first one I ever saw wearing a Sony Walkman at that time, that was right before it became hugely popular.

When I got to the party
They gave me a 40
And I must have been thirsty
'Cuz I drank it so quickly

When I got to the bedroom
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault
That the barbarian raped me

When I went to get tested
I brought along my best friend
Melissa Mahoney
who had once been molested
And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses
They were all really friendly
But the test came up positive

(Chorus)
Uh-oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Oh I just sent a letter in the mail

When I got my abortion
I brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour
Before the appointment
And outside the building
Were all these annoying fundamentalist Christians
We tried to ignore them

(Chorus)
Uh-oh
I've had better days
But I don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail

(Up-Beat Break)

When vacation was over
The word was all over
That I was a crack whore
Melissa had told them
And do now we're not talking
Except we have tickets to see 'Blue in October'
And I think we're still going

(Chorus)
Uh-Oh
I've seen better days
But I don't care
Oh I just got a letter in the mail
Oasis and a photograph
It's autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself I swear

I saw them some years ago and they stood at the exit for autographs, etc. on the way out, and I was surprised when Teller actually spoke to me.

Of course I knew he could speak, but I thought he was strict about never uttering a word in front of the general public or his audience.

I love that they called out Piff the Magic Dragon. I only know that guy from "Fool Us," but he was a real talent. I guess he's actually become something of a well-known comedy magician of sorts.

P.S. Boy, that was a big bucket!

I met Mel Blank on several occasions on his trips to Vancouver.
He used to come and do performances at Vancouver's Queen Elizabeth Theater with the VSO. He'd show the cartoons in their entirety while the symphony would play all the music live. Mel would introduce all the cartoons and tell about how they were made. Afterwards he'd hang around for autographs and talks.
A great guy in person, the sort of guy you'd want to know and learn from.

I'm glad someone is able to carry out and expand on his legacy.

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I haven't seen them since I was a kid, but I'm sure I'd still enjoy them. I saw the reboot and enjoyed it, but it left me missing Robert Englund a lot. My wife knew I was a big fan so she got me a "real" collector's Freddy glove autographed by Jackie Earle Haley. That was an awesome birthday gift.

I wonder if she's the only person to ever authenticate a Wil Wheaton autograph.

Good of him to take the time, even pressed. Better than just walking through. Though I don't know enough about the context. But he could do with security detail that are bigger dicks.

Did I just watch over 5 minutes of someone's hand-held video of "Gerry" signing autographs outside some building at some place?

I think I can understand it. They're projecting a lot onto that person and need a response that validates the emotional investment.
They need to believe in something and the celebrity is a convenient focus. So an actor can't just be appreciated for their work, they are "nice", "down-to-earth", "appreciative of their fans" etc.

I've never, ever been susceptible to this behaviour (ok when i was about 10 I got the autograph of a magician) and it's something that most people grow out of - the age range of these fans must be around teens to late twenties.

While the scribbles may be just that, having the star pay any kind of attention to them is probably very powerful.

For the star, this kind of adulation might be tiresome, but these people watch your films. If no one showed up that would be a bad sign.

BTW every little snippet I've read up to now suggested that Butler was an insecure dick. But his charm offensive for this Die Hard clone has been well received - see his reddit AMA and the gushing posts.

I guess I must be missing something. I've never understood "celebrity" adulation. And to queue in the hope of getting a scribbled autograph is demeaning, embarrassing, and utterly pointless.