The last video I promoted (Cow Abduction), has been on the front page for over ten hours now, and received three votes. IMO the new style just doesn't seem to be working.

* "slapstick" kurt vonnegut

* "all my friends are going to be strangers" larry mcmurtry

* "american gods" neil gaimen

* "the monkey wrench gang" edward abbey

* "the captured : a true story of abduction by indians on the texas frontier" scott zesch

coincidentally, the first 4 should be read by any runaway, or aimless traveler. and it probably helps if youre from tx with #2 and #5.

stop scaring people. this threads early. that's for later. oh, I mentioned abducting people. Pot/kettle.

I'll go home now.

i can get up that way on a time scale that lax. cant offer sofa's though as Cornwall's a bit far for that (and land of leather haven't delivered them yet. which might be an issue).

Unless of course you're fit and i abduct you.

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^Yep - that's very possible. Though I don't believe any of the UFO abduction stuff.

>> ^Abducted:
>> ^MINK:
now his insurance premium is gonna be 286.3 million francs.

Why francs?


Ummm... cuz the pilot is French?

>> ^messenger:
That said, as human books go, the bible is massive. There is so much wisdom to be found there, if these literalists would just STFU and go away. If it weren't for swizzlesticks like this making religion --especially Christianity-- look like a convention for chimp retards, it would be acceptable and normal to hear an intelligent, rational, forward-thinking person say the bible is their favourite book, because it's got such great stories, and because there's so much to learn from it. And it does, and there is.

There's no original wisdom in the bible. The OT, is full of fear mongering, alien abduction, dining suggestions, and who to beat to death when they piss you off. And most of Jesus's teachings are the same as the Buddhas, only Buddha said them 600 years before. In fact I always thought that Jesus (if we assume he was a real person) was a student of the Buddha.

Beezelrob: It doesn't need to be FWD, 4wd would do that if the front/rear differential lock is off.

Abducted: It's called a slim-jim, anyone with a bit of knowledge can open a car door in about 15-30 seconds (less if you know the make/model well) they just pop it out of gear or take the break off to tow. I used to own a Honda Civic when I was a student and left my keys in there all the time by accident, you can open it with a three ring binder if you know how.

This has fucking happened to me once! I was awake, but completely paralyzed. I could slowly clench my jaws together, which brought me out of it. Weirdest thing that ever happened to me.

Now that I think of it, there may have been a noodly appendage touching me in places...

>> ^rottenseed:
Sleep paralysis.
It's the same condition that explains a lot of "alien abduction" cases. Pretty much your mind fabricates your hallucination based on your beliefs, obviously. More proof on how lack of knowledge can lead people to perpetuate their own stupid beliefs.

Sleep paralysis.

It's the same condition that explains a lot of "alien abduction" cases. Pretty much your mind fabricates your hallucination based on your beliefs, obviously. More proof on how lack of knowledge can lead people to perpetuate their own stupid beliefs.

>> ^Abducted:
Anyone considered that this could be a video made by the author to make the book sell?
Don't believe me?
You should because, well... We are anonymous, we do not forgive, and anyone can claim to be one of us because we are not an organized group damn it.


It does look fairly professional yes, and on a lighter note, I'm still glad that I can openly call Scientology a cult.

>> ^Abducted:
"In French cuisine, a quiche (IPA: [ki:ʃ]) is a baked dish that is made primarily of eggs and milk or cream in a pastry crust"
Eh?


Really? You've never heard the phrase "Real men don't eat quiche"?

That and the Chai Lattes are insults to their masculinity.

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