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Baby Goats Give A Back Massage
shit on the back is totally worth it with that a-shiatsu massage.
Pygmy Goat Massage
>> ^honkeytonk73:
Its a great way to get a nose full of poop. Or at the very least, a way to get violated by a male goat.
I was gonna say they're just gonna shit all over his back.
What The F*** Is That? - Funny Ass Reaction From Gramps
>> ^ToastyBuffoon:
Call me old fashioned (I'm up there in age but not as old as "Gramps"), but I just don't understand this shit. What is so wonderful about vibrating your entire car to the point of not understanding one friggin' word or anything else music related with the song you are playing? I enjoy a bit of heavy bass with the music of my choice, but that crap completely ruins the "enjoyment" part for me.
smoke a blunt and sit in a car with a good sub. you'll swear someone installed electric massage chairs. its FANTASTIC.
Megan Does a Solid
>> ^curiousity:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Boooo.... Megan is awesome. Good job Megan.
>> ^Boise_Lib:
I wonder if Megan has any experience with having to "massage" the boss.
It was sarcasm.
Megan was the only one to come out of this with honors.
Maybe in the future you will learn how to check the sarcasm box!
Okay, I'll look into that.
Megan Does a Solid
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Boooo.... Megan is awesome. Good job Megan.
>> ^Boise_Lib:
I wonder if Megan has any experience with having to "massage" the boss.
It was sarcasm.
Megan was the only one to come out of this with honors.
Maybe in the future you will learn how to check the sarcasm box!
Megan Does a Solid
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Boooo.... Megan is awesome. Good job Megan.
>> ^Boise_Lib:
I wonder if Megan has any experience with having to "massage" the boss.
It was sarcasm.
Megan was the only one to come out of this with honors.
Megan Does a Solid
Boooo.... Megan is awesome. Good job Megan.
>> ^Boise_Lib:
I wonder if Megan has any experience with having to "massage" the boss.
Megan Does a Solid
I wonder if Megan has any experience with having to "massage" the boss.
oritteropo
(Member Profile)
I think your graphic artist is very talented and has a great carrier ahead.
![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/smile.gif)
I hope you can work it out--that is sooo cute
In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Thanks, I'll let my graphic artist know :
I was hoping to use it, unaltered, as my Christmas avatar... unfortunately it is too faint and too pink when used this way. I'm now considering what I need to do to it to make it suitable. I suspect using the antlers and Christmas hat on my current avatar is going to be the easiest approach, requiring only three or four layers. It's possible that some colour massaging and clever downsampling might make it "just work" but I am not holding my breath.
In reply to this comment by Boise_Lib:
Great pic!
Boise_Lib
(Member Profile)
Thanks, I'll let my graphic artist know![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/smile.gif)
I was hoping to use it, unaltered, as my Christmas avatar... unfortunately it is too faint and too pink when used this way. I'm now considering what I need to do to it to make it suitable. I suspect using the antlers and Christmas hat on my current avatar is going to be the easiest approach, requiring only three or four layers. It's possible that some colour massaging and clever downsampling might make it "just work" but I am not holding my breath.
In reply to this comment by Boise_Lib:
Great pic!
Woman Races Derptastic Camel
Scarlet-crowned harlot eh? I bet I could get partially through her eye of the needle.. she'd not even feel it...
>> ^hpqp:
>> ^AdrianBlack:
It's ok to reference camel toes if you're female...and a ginger bitch. >> ^Fletch:
Oh great... the inevitable "cute" and base sexual references whenever a video contains an attractive female. You hear her voice and only just kinda see her, yet that's all it takes to massage the man muscle for some of you. And it's not even about her, people. It's about the camel. Yes, the camel. How do you think he feels, his moment in the spotlight waylayed by sophmoric sexual innuendo and ancient memes? To risk injury by running in a manner that is very likely hazardous to camels and other even-toed ungulates just to entertain us, and then see his risk rendered moot by such off-topic and immature comments must be disheartening, to say the least.
After all, he pwn'd that soulless, ginger bitch.
"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a spastic camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a soulless scarlet-crowned harlot to enter into the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
Woman Races Derptastic Camel
>> ^AdrianBlack:
It's ok to reference camel toes if you're female...and a ginger bitch. >> ^Fletch:
Oh great... the inevitable "cute" and base sexual references whenever a video contains an attractive female. You hear her voice and only just kinda see her, yet that's all it takes to massage the man muscle for some of you. And it's not even about her, people. It's about the camel. Yes, the camel. How do you think he feels, his moment in the spotlight waylayed by sophmoric sexual innuendo and ancient memes? To risk injury by running in a manner that is very likely hazardous to camels and other even-toed ungulates just to entertain us, and then see his risk rendered moot by such off-topic and immature comments must be disheartening, to say the least.
After all, he pwn'd that soulless, ginger bitch.
"And again I say unto you, It is easier for a spastic camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a soulless scarlet-crowned harlot to enter into the kingdom of God." Matthew 19:24
Woman Races Derptastic Camel
It's ok to reference camel toes if you're female...and a ginger bitch. >> ^Fletch:
Oh great... the inevitable "cute" and base sexual references whenever a video contains an attractive female. You hear her voice and only just kinda see her, yet that's all it takes to massage the man muscle for some of you. And it's not even about her, people. It's about the camel. Yes, the camel. How do you think he feels, his moment in the spotlight waylayed by sophmoric sexual innuendo and ancient memes? To risk injury by running in a manner that is very likely hazardous to camels and other even-toed ungulates just to entertain us, and then see his risk rendered moot by such off-topic and immature comments must be disheartening, to say the least.
After all, he pwn'd that soulless, ginger bitch.
Woman Races Derptastic Camel
Oh great... the inevitable "cute" and base sexual references whenever a video contains an attractive female. You hear her voice and only just kinda see her, yet that's all it takes to massage the man muscle for some of you. And it's not even about her, people. It's about the camel. Yes, the camel. How do you think he feels, his moment in the spotlight waylayed by sophmoric sexual innuendo and ancient memes? To risk injury by running in a manner that is very likely hazardous to camels and other even-toed ungulates just to entertain us, and then see his risk rendered moot by such off-topic and immature comments must be disheartening, to say the least.
After all, he pwn'd that soulless, ginger bitch.
I refuse to use the "sarcasm" button.
Borat and the Masseuse
Tags for this video have been changed from 'massage, with benefits, awkward, boner, opportunism, anus' to 'massage, with benefits, awkward, boner, opportunism, anus, anoos, hram, started him' - edited by calvados