Ahhhh, gypsy music. This piece sounds great on accordion.

BY the way folks, if you wanna ensure yer child's future on planet now, teach 'em MandarinSL and the piano before they're five years old-Smooth-sailing, set for life. Oh, cobblings' a decent side-skill as well....Universal necessity, shoes.

there's yer problem

Willing to guess..that the so-called heckler there who asked Obama aloud his inane shit and reset the wannabe president's unscripted ass, was followed home by assholes, or is inna box being questioned somewhere as we speak so....fuck all you Obama dick-riders out there, you suck sweaty, unwashed and hope-ridden ballzack

Oh wait! You can vote for someone else in one of the 2 parties that makes you feeeeel goood because of what you heard while trying to decide what frappa-latte-jizmo yer gonna have for the fast-breaking, non-nutritive brain-lozenge before unconsciousness grips you and then beddy-bye.

There's yer choice peeps. 1 of 2 shit-heals, whoever they may be.

Election 2016-As flat 'n refreshing as an un-fizzy soda pop found in a bus terminal with some hideous shade of lipstick on the cap and you drink it anyway...cause yer whore-mongering ways are so, so cozy....

....gonna write-in 'cocksucker' when floating by the polls next go-round, maybe watch some Finnish porn after-

What kind of roundabout hackneyed self-serving defensive truffula-tree titulatious tripe am I reading?? Newtboy, yer a serious piece-a-work son not-to-mention, a legend in your own mind!

And back @ lantern53: "You people??" Fuckng sounds like a cop, distancing themselves form the rabble to justify their own criminal association and feelings of guilt when faced with the inhumanity of the arcane institution they align themselves with. Now show your humanity how about it, and exhibit some remorse or empathy for the common citizenry? Try that on for size please?

I just hope yer not a cop anywhere near my own city...After my recent experience with them, I understand fully the implications of pissing-off some hind-brained adrenaline junkie with a goddamned badge and a court who has the back of their enforcers FIRST and foremost in their interpretation of their 'law'.

Hold on, so you agree he is violating the no self link rule ("Love yer schtick dc")but you aren't willing to ban him for the violation of the rule. Instead you CONSTANTLY give @chicchorea shit for his diligence in weeding out these self linkers. Seems to me you should be addressing @dag or @lucky760 if you feel the need to constantly give someone shit for a rule you don't agree with or like. Who's the real sifter on douche-patrol here?

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How 'bout letting dcpiano know what he's done wrong there chicco?

BTW, Love yer schtick dc, sorry yer about to get tag-teamed by the douche-patrol....

FUCK yeah!
Oh and R.I.P Davey Jones, he died last year dude, yer not goin' ta hell but you may be there already

Fair enough Dag

...sucks now I can't deliver p-ponts to alla y'all that are either used to the stroke, or never expecting the surprise...My advice to all y'all lazy motherfuckers that just sit on yer power-points and never do anything with em?? Make someone happy today and worry about whether or not some dumb-ass bullshit belongs up on the front page just because you wanna pop-spit or promote your OWN videos (which I think is completely retarded, unless it's to promote some hella good shit, which most of you self-promoting motherfuckers's shit, ISN'T!?? DUH??)

Oh and Dag?? Fuck a buncha blaming the time zone or not copping to the real-deal timing IS after all, everythhing...I'm no fucking idiot. I KNOW there's a buncha whiny mother fucks, crawling up the sift's ass to burn me, all you poser fucks can fuck the fuck the fuck off and go back to sleep.

You know who you are....Suck my balls and gently carress the taint, rimjobs after I've had some schwarma and spanakopita and sag panneer, motherfuckers. You ACTUAL haters know exactly who and what you are and can't see yourself for the douche in your veins.

Ok. Got all that out. Back to shitting-on-bullshit when it screams, to the consternation of all haters everywhere.

Too bad for all those dead Kronospissant videos I can never fix to help alleviate the carbon-fucking-footprint that coal-burner left behind....because the arbitrary rules here suck donkey-dick!!

(It's no great mystery as to why this site was never able to make any fucking money...self-destructive, narcissistic circle-jerk of doom)

Coming soon to a city or country near you. Better get yer boots and gloves on. OH, and ditch those tinfoil hats....

No dude yer not. But, if you're like me and so many others with only half a dick, yer pretty FUCKING pissed-off!

You know yer Sifters!

Here's a scenario for ya bobby...like, next world war shit?

3 first strike options:
conventional
nuclear
doomsday (biotech, other)

Uhh, fuck the entire planet being able to survive oblivion, how about, about a hundred mother-FUCKERS being able to survive underground just fine with all the food, pussy, and time until the shit blows over for everyone, and everything else.

Totally doable.

Talk about yer 'antichrist' scenario, and fuck yours, mine, and anyone elsers, Polytics, religion or lack thereof, this is something you may believe in.

It's the real doable shit that scares the funk outta me and should wake anyone else with a fucking clue, the motherfuck the FUCK UP!

Or I dunno, maybe I'm just some John the Baptist motherfucker, crying-out in the wilderness of complete imbeciles, myself, submiiter of embed, squirrels and dolphins, and and hater of chingy included??

Oh and lilithia, it's fine the amounts and all, I can wing that shit with my eyes closed, AND...
After i read your recipe, it inspired me to write these lyrics to a tune I shall flesh-out in studio (as i have been prone to be up-in lately recording hillbilly music) this punk tune, and here's the gyst and general set up and lyrics...so far (and yes, you Lilithia, inspired this song, as will be reflected in the credits)

I Steal Cookies - words and music by Chingalera, Choggie Kendall esq., BMC © 2014.

I steal cookies
It's something that I do
I steal cookies
Gonna steal some for you

I steal cookies
and hide'em in my shoe
I steal cookies,
yer gonna steal me some TOO!

(instrumental break and bridge)

I steal cookies
I steal em from the zoo
feed'em to the zebras
fed em to the, eeem-uuuu's

Gonna give you some cookies
if that 's what you wanna doooo
EAT SOME COOK-AhhhHHHS! (emphasize shouting)!

AFTER i STEAL EM FOR yOOOOOU!

(insert head-banging lead, two more bridges, and resolve here)

finished composition, less than 10 mins
(all these dern cookies will take wayyy longer to bake!)

i would venture to guess perhaps, if you are anything like myself, that you were wrong about the oatmeal, because oatmeal cookies are like...yer favorite frikkin' cookies when they rock, which oatmeal cookies DO, BECAUSE OATMEAL COOKIES FRAKKIN' ROCK..and are my personal favorite everyday cookies ever!!
...which i do.....eat cookies everyday, at least one stolen or baked personally or otherwise offered to me...or stolen....every day