You should try and hook-up with maatc while yer there...

I'll try again at a point-by-point answer for yas but geez man, you seem thicker than most.

I CHOSE to pester your banning-manner repeatedly because you were cold-hearted and in-general, the matter-of-fact un-welcomingly rude person to potentials who obviously either had some language-barriers some of them, while others simply did not read the long-winded faq-sheet buried in that un-intutive portion of the site map (notwithstanding, MOST of the fuckers you ban are spamtacular and obviously not giving a damn an anyhow....GOOD JOB. ATTA-BOY. Clean the place up, not slighting you for that aspect of your fun here).

Your didactic reasoning supports your hollow assumptions (if such feeble tripe could be called that) and here in these latest and repeated insults and accusations concerning myself all we see are petulant forays into your own limitations in the realm of deductive reasoning at best, or 180 degrees off-kilter at their crudest and worst. MEANING, your assumptions of my legal status and sexual proclivities in particular, as you struggle at what seems justification for your delusional rants. You're basically unilaterally seeking to defame my personal integrity and character because you feel bad about me having poked you so much about yer ban-user fun here.m Real simple. Not too much thinking required, and you are over-thinking to stroke your own, knight-in-rusty-sheriff's-badge honor, plain and fucking simple.

I tried the last comment to show you your misinterpretation of meaning by using the definition of 'haitus', the same which has no fixedm limitation other than that of the will of the vacationer. Read a fucking dictionary maybe, with a view to meaning rather than the view of how it suits your own confabulation?

I didn't say did I, that I was taking anything but a hiatus, which could be long or short....and if you know me at all you know I won't stand for insolent crackers who in my absence, with a personal hard-on to burn me and shit all over my work and time logged here on this site, one of which I have been on since near it's inception, ya thick lump?. Did you think I'd let the place pull a kronospissant on me again? From the likes of who?! You may want to get a fucking clue.

You need some some growin'-up there fatwa (look it up) if ya think my skin ain't thicker than yer skull.

You take shit to pedantically literal to be hanging your shit in my store and expecting me to take you anything more than a seriously misanthropic humanoid.

Tired of being polite with you chicco, yer obviously in need of some quality human interaction and maybe some therapy to deal with the Aspberger's, unless yer dysfunction be something simpler to counterman. I am unqualified to determine such as, "I Am Not A Mental Health Professional."

Ain't 'private' anymore either, your shit screams abuse of the site, for all to see.

till yesterday..
R.I.P., yer always Umungus

Hehehe, Superman totally fucked-up that guy's yard

All Sam had to do was shout some shit about him being a dick as he left and he'd have come back and in WHAM!, he'd have landscaped his whole yard to smooth-over his thoughtless guilt!!......One-up the Superguy, you only get a personal once or twice unless yer a criminal!

Come on, hippy, God's got yer back on this one. Besides, it's all going down on judgement day anyway.

Agree completely. A child should be in no position or circumstance to 'talk to strangers' unsupervised until well after the age of reason or even until he or she can protect themselves through interaction with a trusted adult or group of others trusted. I mean c'mon, the worlds' always been dangerous for kids, right? Adults can be some twisted fuckers and so can the offspring of twisted adults. Know your environment.

Oh and mums' and dads', teach yer kids to speak Mandarin(preferably by age five). They'll be that much ahead of the game when they are older.

BOOOOOOO! Semantics be damned ya frikkin' pervert!! Double-boos for all the geeks who up-voted his smarmy, holier-than-thou comment , ACT-TUALLY.

...yeah, and people abuse that word above in caps in a written sentence or while speaking should fucking annoy the shit out of anyone with a clue as well)

It's called stick-up-ass syndrome, get over yourselves already, yer too smart by half.

my general rule of thumb for an electric is heavy and solid is better. ever played an Anderson??
http://www.andersonguitars.com/

Guy used to luthier at both Fender and Gibson, has his own gig now-Very limited output, special order, that kinnna thing.

Dude....You'll never wanna pick up another electric again. Feels like a hot chick on yer crotch, sexy as FUCK! Worth the investment if yer serious.

Again though, you do pay for the extra attention to materials and detail in craftmanship-They start at around 2K now.

One of the early ones made in Japan? Cause Japan tends to make a decent guitar over say China or Korea-Did it COME with a floating tremolo?

Checked-they're all made in Japan, did come with it-The deal with tremolos is, that there are most likely only a few that can stand up to serious wangin'-on and stay in tune, and those are the ones on some really solid guitars that run in the 1500-3000 dollar new range. Otherwise, you could always get you a vintage Fender Jazzmaster....hehhe, sell yer car and get one!!

Talk to a guitar tech and they'll probably tell you that even a better floating trem wouldn't do well on that Ibanez.

Dude-Sell yer Cali-pad and move somewhere else to get the land you need-Way lower taxes and most-likely no state taxes either. 200-400K for instance in several states'll get ya a huge home on 20 acres....Plus, you get to ditch California and live someplace cool!

Amen. It's official, Transformers suck ginormous ballzak kids....Grow the fuck up already!
MIke Bay?? Yer a hack-tacular formulaic disaster-porn douchbag!

Too bad, wild turkey season doesn't start till mid-April there....Oh well, no limit on coyote and wild boar year-round though

Wild pig and hide-wranglers, grab yer gear!!

Ye-haw yesterday, and glad we could help-Congrats on yer silver...enjoying now more than a few of yer many talentedly-scouted contributions....Cheers

Great Captain Morgan commercial, too! I'd change it up a bit though....make it truthier

"Drink responsibly. Drink a real rum, not some nasty grab-barrel of blended swill like Captain Morgans!"

(a message from someone who knows how a decent rum should treat yer pallet and yer gut.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Penguin

BUNNY ADVICE: You may start finding those little trails of rabbit pellets along the perimeter of your rooms and maybe some gnawed edges of furniture-OH, and the underside of any bed or couch or anything they can get underneath...check that form time to time. Set your self a limit of how much you're gonna spend on the little guy-A good general rule of thumb is, if it costs more to care for than a cat, or you find yourself about to take the thing to a vet every other month, make best use of yer cash and buy yerself a stew pot and and some veggies.