*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/kid-koala-fender-bender-turntablism-cool-animation-style

I keep bugging you about the * quality thing, but...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Beatbox-head-turntables-and-drumkit

One acknowledged, and another attempted, * quality invocation, both made in the last 12 hours. I checked; the vid's not on any of the 3 'hotness' pages at the moment and really deserves some prominence & additional votes.

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>> ^vairetube:
if only he stopped, he'd be flung free.. deep!


She! Worker ants are females like me.

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

I remember another turntable video decades ago on America's Funniest Video or some other show. Same idea. heheh.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Ant-On-Turntable

Who gets laid the chicken or the egg?
How about the MC that has just been led
To a renegade teacher preacher then he got stomped
Cause I'm a feature straight from the Bronx
Productions better known as Boogie Down
If I was a king right now I'd get crowned
The Nice is a teacher not a prince or a rap lord
I even write my rhymes on a blackboard
To get specific, and probably make you understand
What makes the 808 plan
It's simple, I'm a round it off like this
That's how many stupid MC's I've dissed
But if the commence to try me I won't buy it
I'll look them up and down and I'll say "Don't even try it"
Cause I can go on and on without breathing
The TR, another form of BDP-eating
MC's like Chunky, moving real bluntly
Shaking and baking MC's like a junky
Fiending, hitting MC's like they was cocaine
Calling them John Doe, meaning they have no name
I'll spin you like a quarter, drink you like water
Hit below the belt with things you never thought of
I lay down the law that I am a slaughter
I roll like a tital wave, so you oughta
Float like a sailboat, move like a speedboat
In water, now watch you soak
Into a rhyme of mine until you hit the bottom
It's heavy like an anchor, it's no problem
For me to just bake you, eat you like a cookie
I am a profressional, boy, you're just a rookie
I'm here to sing a song, but some are not able
Compared to me you're just crumbs on the table

In my prime, more vocal than I've ever been
I'm not an amateur, sort of like a veteran
Split from the bums, arriving from a long trip
Now I'm back to just cold rip
MC's like confetti, eat 'em like spaghetti
I chill for a year and yet I'm still ready
To house MC's, sink 'em like a boat will
I roll heavy, thick like oatmeal
So now you know the 808 is showing
I do damage in just one moment
Here's a little message to those who want to hang out
Just remember that I give pain out
The TR-808 relates to a terrorizer
Never hiding, clever always memorizing
Poetry, history, math, or even paragraphs
I'm not into b-boying, just hoeing
Showing, blowing MC's like the wind does
I might lay you, sort of like a hen does
Cause your rhymes are weak and unstable
Compared to me you're just crumbs on the table

You must think, before you even get soup
I'll put you on the corner and sell you like a prostitute
Like a street whore, make you want more and more
Move you to the side, up and down like a seesaw
Pulling out a gun is uncalled for
But I'm with it, so go for yours
You may even try to diss, but I call it flattery
I pack more volts than a Duracell battery
Charging MC's, smooth like the breeze
Scott made me funky, yo, that was one theme
Or topic, showing I be rocking
Every little city I play I leave a heat wave
Burning up the industry, never try to get with me
I'm the type of person that never needs rehearsing
Just a little sex, a six pack of Beck's
And my room to move about, and a Guiness Stout
To make me feel able, chilling, and stable
Sometimes I'm on the mic, sometimes I'm on the turntable
I'm superb, sort of like herb
A man of my word and I've never been served

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dj, kool, herc, recreation, room, old, school, break, dance, turntable, james, brown' to 'dj kool herc, recreation, room, old school, breakdance, turntable, james brown, hip hop' - edited by lucky760

My name is D Nice...
Taking out you suckers and you don't know how I did it
Yo this is D Nice and I'm about to drop some funky lyrics on this
track I
made up you know what I'm saying huh yea and you don't stop yo
My name is D Nice although I hate to admit it
Taking out you suckers and you don't know how I did it
See every episode remains in this mode
Very cool very calm there's no sweat in my palm
I just pick up the mic, precede wit a sond
I get right to the point, my competition's not long or short
It's like a sport hanging in the middle
But now if you're puzzled, let me kick the whole riddle
That my name is Derek and if I didn't mention
D-Nice is just a description
It describes the kid on the mic
I'm the TR-808, huh, but just call me D-Nice

I start to think, a very big conscious all around me
Who will be the sucker MC to try to doubt me
Is it you, or you, or you, or you, or him
But I'm like a tree and every lyric is a limb
You throw it on the turntable, very unstable
But you gamble because you need that example
There's a 1000 MC's on the planet earth now
What is the word you say to get hers
Some like to explain, some talk educated
Some like McBoo, he's X-rated
I like to think of myself as a pure rebel
A radical thinker on a musical level
'Cause suckers wanna stop me and girls wanna kiss
Wherever I go, yo, it seems I can't be dis
'Cause my name is D-Nice but all the girls call me Derek
It ran through my crew so I guess I've inherit
The job of explaining and also retaining
The fact D-Nice is remaining
Not a king nor a prince but as a teacher
Wit dopies like this, I know I'm gonna reach ya
So now I don't think you should all despise
This fact D-Nice is on a rise
Straight to the top like a bubble of water
It's a slaughter so I think you oughta
Think realistically, not egotistically
It's suicide if you even think of dissing me
'Cause if you try, I'm a make you wait
To learn the reason I'm the 808, but just call me D-Nice

I live in the Bronx by the D and the 4
Writing lyrics, it's addictive, writing more and more and more
About peace, about wars, about hores
Breaking city laws to me become a chore
I wear no jeri curls but I still pull girls
I don't slur my words when I rap 'cause that's wack, huh
But in fact, I do not slack
When I drop the funky, funky lyric on a track
I'm not conceited when I walk the streets
And you can tell by the words that I speak
That I'm not just another brother on the mic
'Cause the females love me and they call me D-Nice

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'music, scratch, turntables, cool, loop' to 'loop, scratch, turntable, turntablism, uk, 00s, scratch, samples, groovy, loopstation' - edited by Eklek

It passed my mind that since Dag is "down under" that Cheese Festivals was being sprung on us early. The idea that a grater was lost on people is telling of the age we live in, next thing you know kids will stop listening to music on their portable turntables!

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>> ^LostTurntable:
>> ^shuac:
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Posting a video online does not constitute scientific research.
I am educated and I have a better than basic understanding of scientific principles (probably not as much as you, Mycroft) but I don't feel I'm qualified to perform scientific research myself. I'll leave that up to real scientists.
I'm gangbusters at my own trade so if you need some Technical Writing done, you could do worse than me.
Besides, that guy said "put up or shut up" so I was responding to that part. Way to change the argument.


When I said "put up or shut up" I meant that if you really honestly and truly believe that the government set up 9/11 and planned the murder of thousands of innocent civilians then you should start a damned revolution, march on the streets, because the people who are controlling your day-to-day lives are murderers. You pay taxes? Why? You're funding government-sponsored terrorism!! Quit your job, get in a shack and start fighting back.
But you won't do that because you either A) don't really believe what you are saying or B) too comfortable in your pathetic little life than to do anymore than whine like a baby on YouTube about how right you are despite thousands of documents proving otherwise because you are so damned vain and full of yourself that no one but yourself can possibly be right. Sure, everyone who is more educated, more experenced, was actually THERE, knows less than you MR. Anonymous Wanker On The Net with an abundance of grainy web video that disproves EVERYTHING EVER.
Shut up or run for office/start the revolution if you really believe the crap that's coming out of your sad, worthless excuse for a brain.


Crikey, someone needs a hug!

I think there's about a million steps between a) doing nothing and b) starting a revolution. I think I'll choose one of those million, dude, and if you want to call me names, that's perfectly OK. I'm a big boy now.

The post above that you did not read said that I don't know who's "behind this." I really don't. There's not enough evidence to say what really happened let alone who's "behind it." There may not be anyone behind it, like that movie "Cube."

So while it makes you feel better to claim we all hate the government and we should start a revolution instead of posting videos (how asinine is that logic by the way?) we're going to keep up the fight anyway. If that makes you uncomfortable, then you should find a way to handle it. I have faith in you, Turntable.

All we are saying is give peace a chance...no wait. All we're saying is that these are valid questions that deserve answers. And we didn't get this information from grainy video. We got it from interviews and testimonials.

The FDNY has said the WTC substructure was "like a foundry" filled with molten steel. How did it get there? How did that steel melt? That didn't appear on any video. Are the FDNY lying? See what I'm saying, Turntable?

I'd like to hear an answer, that's all.