Nothing like a good ol' beaver attack.

"You told me you don't believe in animal cruelty!"

'I don't!'

"Lies! You just shaved that beaver clean!"

"Hey ladies, remember how good it felt down there when you were eleven?"

Thanks to internet porn, even your fucking grandmother trims the beaver hutch nowadays....Quite frankly, we miss the thigh furbies......can't stand stubble and ingrown hars down thars, OH, and tell me this ladies..

Does rendering your snatch hairless make that particular area of your anatomy more desirable or aid in her proper function? NO. Hairless beavers are tantamount to corsets and high heels-It's a discomfort endured, touted by horny douchebag males as a hip, new style. Not so thinly-veiled pedo-bear new rules....

Notwithstanding my personal tastes, some nappy dugouts are quite hard to regard with relish.....Maybe YOU should consider the laser, hon....

Yeah, but still, he's literally laying on top of their home.

I've been to a very popular park lake which had a beaver family and they were somewhat used to the teeming tourists (and their dogs), but not at all to this degree.

He missed a dinner that his wife wanted to go to...he better enjoy the beavers out on the ice, because I am sure he won't be seeing hers for a while.

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nowadays it's really hard to have a memorable beaver experience with all that shaving and waxing going on down there....

That some ugly wet hairy yellow toofed wood gnawin beaver, would keep all barky columns away.

The things a man will do for some beaver!

Bipedal beavers???

I'm movin' to Canada!

Was gonna say... best beaver experience of your life eh?

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nice beaver!
Oh, come on!!! - someone had to say it...

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