From The Other 100 Best Movie Quotes of All Time
http://www.pajiba.com/guides/the-other-100-best-movie-quotes-of-all-time.php

100. “I love my dead gay son. —Heathers
99. “Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.” — Murder by Death
98. “Tell your girlfriend to shut up before I fuckstart her head.” —The Way of the Gun
97. “How am I not myself?” — I Heart Huckabees
96. “Welcome to Debbie Country.” — Singles
95. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”- - Zoolander
94. “Well, this piece is called ‘Lick My Love Pump.’” — Spinal Tap
93. “This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.” — Swingers
92. “I hate you, and I hate your ass face!” — Waiting for Guffman
91. “Back and to the left.” — JFK
90. “No, I said ‘allo,’ but that’s close enough.” — Labyrinth
89. “That’s bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?” — Coming to America
88. “It’s a moral imperative.” —Real Genius
87. “Go do that voodoo that you do so well!” — Blazing Saddles
86. “No dice, soldier.” —Brick
85. “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.” — Conan the Barbarian
84. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” — Uncle Buck
83. “Do you concur?” “Damnit! Why didn’t I concur?!” — Catch Me If You Can
82. “The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French.” — Biloxi Blues
81. “Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got ‘em.” — Spinal Tap
80. “My life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good as Dancing Queen.” — Muriel’s Wedding
79. “Guns are for show. Knives are for pros.” — Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
78. “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.” — Finding Nemo
77. “I’ll sleep with you for a meatball.” —Victor/Victoria
76. “Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” — Bring it On
75. “What’s a nubian?” — Chasing Amy
74. “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid.” — Star Wars
73. “You’ve got red on you.” — Shaun of the Dead
72. “I touched the earth, and he loved me back.” — Secretary
71. “Not you, fat Jesus.” — The Hangover
70. “This pile of shit has a thousand eyes.” — Stand By Me
69. “Oh God, not another fucking beautiful day.” —White Mischief
68. “She’s been fucked more times than she’s had a hot meal.” — Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
67. “I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.” — Sixteen Candles
66. “It’s a veg-e-ta-ble.” —My Blue Heaven
65. “Goddammit, I’d piss on a spark plug if I thought it’d do any good! ” — War Games
64. “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?” — Grosse Pointe Blank
63. “Now, you’ve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it.” — Pulp Fiction
62. “Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.” — Goodfellas
61. “Wolfman has nards!” — Monster Squad
60. “He’s an angel. He’s an angel straight from heaven!” — Raising Arizona
59. “Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.” — High Anxiety
58. “Somebody’s got to go back and get a shitload of dimes.” — Blazing Saddles
57. “You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs
56. “Bratwurst? Aren’t we the optimist?” —10 Things I Hate About You
55. “Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it.” — American Psycho
54. “I take your fucking bullets!” - -Scarface
53. “I’m kind of a big deal.” — Anchorman
52. “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.” — Bull Durham
51. “We deal in lead, friend.” — The Magnificent Seven
50. “I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” —Alien Resurrection
49. “Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.” — Better Off Dead
48. “All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’.” — Chasing Amy
47. “Let’s shag ass.” —The Royal Tenenbaums
46. “That’s atomized colloidal silver. It’s being pumped through the building’s air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!” — Blade: Trinity
45. “I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone and when I find her, she’s … she’s a fish.” — Splash
44. “Demented and sad, but social.” — The Breakfast Club
43. “This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.” — Ghost World
42. “GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” — The Goonies
41. “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” — Dogma
40. “They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.” — Anchorman
39. “Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?” — From Dusk til Dawn
38. “I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.” — Reservoir Dogs
37. “They’re coming to get you, Barbara!” — Night of the Living Dead
36. “Maybe you’re the plucky comic relief.” — Galaxy Quest
35. “We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition.” — High Fidelity
34. “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” — Roadhouse
33. “Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.” — Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
32. “Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they’re fascist.” — Bull Durham
31. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove
30. “Shut the fuck up, Donny.” — The Big Lebowski
29. “If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep.” — The Magnificent Seven
28. “He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, I’m afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died.” — Clue
27. “Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” — The Big Lebowski
26. “Meet me in Montauk.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
25. “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” — Heathers
24. “That’s just the way it crumbles … cookie wise.” - The Apartment
23. “Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” — The Rock
22. “Why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs
21. “I aim to misbehave.” — Serenity
20. “People are so stupid I can’t bear to be around them anymore.” —Imaginary Heroes
19. “Fuck my cock!” — Wet Hot American Summer
18. “I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” — The Big Lebowski
17. “The swan ate my baby!” — Drop Dead Gorgeous
16. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” — Anchorman
15. “My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.” — Annie Hall
14. “The Hammer is my penis.” — Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
13. “The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.” — Almost Famous
12. “SQUIRREL!” — Up
11. “Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.” — Airplane
10. “Inconceivable!” — The Princess Bride
9. “I’ve been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.” — High Fidelity
8. “My God. I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.” — Fight Club
7. “You’re killin’ me Smalls!” — The Sandlot
6. “I was born a poor black child.” — The Jerk
5. “Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” — Ghostbusters
4. “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption
3. “I want my two dollars!” — Better Off Dead
2. “Son, you got a panty on your head.” — Raising Arizona
1. “It ain’t white boy day is it?” — True Romance

wow.. don't know how I missed this one. Sorry for being tardy to the party!!

JJ..... you rock. That's a very high compliment coming from someone as rocking as myself.

So stupid , its from one extreme to the other bush with his tardy talking and presented idiocy, to obama with his stupid staging.

fix the problem by fixing the way helth care is done, its not as if this woman sudanly made him aware of what the situatoin is in usa, the fact if annything is obamas goverment should halve alredy fixed it.

Thanks, capt.

In reply to this comment by CaptWillard:
Being tardy doesn't mean I don't care, cat-fardy.

Being tardy doesn't mean I don't care, cat-fardy.

Hmmm....

The GOP deposits must have been tardy at Mr. Friedman's secret offshore bank accounts.

clip 3 so retarded, cnt believe you would fall for the bs anti obama stuff.

allso how could anny one vote for MC pain he is sutch an obvious tardy. maby thats why thay support pillory these people are unable to spot retarded facial expressions and general retardation.

Schmawy is a very proud cat, too proud in fact. And I was mistaken, your right. As I explained to Schmawy, "Reality is screwing up my escapism, badly. Quality escapism needs care and nurturing, like a hot-house flower. Hence my rank verses points mistake. (Sigh) Can't buy beer with imaginary money."

In reply to this comment by CaptWillard:
Not that I'm trying to be nosy, but schmawt hasn't got to Gold 100 yet. Right now his rank is 108, not his number of stars. However he does have 98 stars, so any day now he'll cross that line.

Sadly schmawy * discarded the tossed-salad video. Basically he said that if he died tonight he did not want that video to be his highest. For a serious cat, he sure is silly.

In reply to this comment by critttter:
Schmawy! I dip into reality for a coupla days and you somehow slid past 100! Wha? I've been meaning to compliment you on your gorgeous avatar series, gorgeous, and there you are at 108! I've searched the sifttalk for congratulatory proclamation, where??? I hope your 100th video was not you-know-what...

Apologys for my tardiness on this one.

Reality is screwing up my escapism, badly. Quality escapism needs care and nurturing, like a hot-house flower. Hence my rank verses points mistake. (Sigh) Can't buy beer with imaginary money.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
No Critttter my Dear, you didn't miss anything. I had 99 star points all day, my rank is 1 oh something. (rank vs. star points, I don't really get it either) I'm still a reg'lar old gold. Actually I only have 98 points now since I had to discard the "salad tossing" video out of fear for my legacy should I be run down by a streetcar.

How is that reality anyway? Do you recommend it?

In reply to this comment by critttter:
Schmawy! I dip into reality for a coupla days and you somehow slid past 100! Wha? I've been meaning to compliment you on your gorgeous avatar series, gorgeous, and there you are at 108! I've searched the sifttalk for congratulatory proclamation, where??? I hope your 100th video was not you-know-what...

Apologys for my tardiness on this one.

Not that I'm trying to be nosy, but schmawy hasn't got to Gold 100 yet. Right now his rank is 108, not his number of stars. However he does have 98 stars, so any day now he'll cross that line.

Sadly schmawy * discarded the tossed-salad video. Basically he said that if he died tonight he did not want that video to be his highest. For a serious cat, he sure is silly.

In reply to this comment by critttter:
Schmawy! I dip into reality for a coupla days and you somehow slid past 100! Wha? I've been meaning to compliment you on your gorgeous avatar series, gorgeous, and there you are at 108! I've searched the sifttalk for congratulatory proclamation, where??? I hope your 100th video was not you-know-what...

Apologys for my tardiness on this one.

No Critttter my Dear, you didn't miss anything. I had 99 star points all day, my rank is 1 oh something. (rank vs. star points, I don't really get it either) I'm still a reg'lar old gold. Actually I only have 98 points now since I had to discard the "salad tossing" video out of fear for my legacy should I be run down by a streetcar.

How is that reality anyway? Do you recommend it?

In reply to this comment by critttter:
Schmawy! I dip into reality for a coupla days and you somehow slid past 100! Wha? I've been meaning to compliment you on your gorgeous avatar series, gorgeous, and there you are at 108! I've searched the sifttalk for congratulatory proclamation, where??? I hope your 100th video was not you-know-what...

Apologys for my tardiness on this one.

Live version: http://www.videosift.com/video/TimelordsKLF-perform-Doctrin-the-Tardis-live

Oh JAPR, you're the fucking worst, don't pretend you "forgot".

Jus esate visi blet debilai nachuj, ir man visishkai pochuj. Ciulpk bibi blet.

Anyway, here goes nothing.

Big thanks to jonny for hosting the roasting so well, having, as he does, a sense of humour and theatre. (gay)

Much love to dotdude for the prep work, you care so much about this shit, you make me want to cry.

Shouts out to choggie of course, I don't know why the fuck we bother with these morons. Seriously. Why. I mean, stop the roast a minute. Let's actually think about it. Why. The. Fuck.

Ok resume the roast.

K0MMIE, do vegetables have eyes and a heart? You're the retard. Anyway thanks for playing.

blankfist, i just knocked over the wiskey bottle when i lunged to hug you. All over the carpet. But we don't care. nnnnnobody underssscchhtandz uzzzzz

Fjnbk, top marks for like, googling Lithuania and reading the first 3 lines. I know how hard that was for you... Like the time you tried to register on videosift as "Fred" but you just couldn't spell it. Anyway, know this: best girls and beer in the world. Less men than girls. And the men are ugly. Sleep well, so many miles away.

my15minutes, oh you're another of those who exploded onto the scene and got a frickin gold star in 2 weeks and it's supposed to mean something. Your ironic name is the only thing that saves me from completely despising you. But your hard drive was probably seized for child porn... so i'm back to despising you again.

karaidl, i was beginning to worry about your tardiness, quite honestly the only point of getting roasted is to be immortalised in a classic karaidl composition. But then, to my disappointment, I had to read scraps of wikipedia you knocked together in five minutes. 4 upvotes, wow, not your best work i guess. Still i gotta give respect for the majority of your output in this godforsaken talentless wasteland.

smibbo, thou dost pretend ignorance too much. nobody has an avatar that good without also having the wit to appreciate a bit of a MINKing. If you must know, it was PETA's propaganda that made me consider vegetarianism, but guess what, I read more and realised they are a bunch of cunts. But so are people that pay supermarkets to imprison animals. Your history awakening is interesting. Do read more, it's a great story. But steer clear of the neo-nazi shit that claims absolutely every significant event in history was down to Baltic blood sweat and tears. The wikipedia article was written by Lithuanians, you can tell by the grammar mistakes and need to convince everyone that the alliance with Poland did not include relinquishing sovereignty.

darkrowan, you escape my wrath, because the bit about American Idol was so close to the bone, i nearly wet myself. Get out of jail free.

ditto Zifnab, another sifter who isn't a total fucktard. I salute your 20 seconds of google image sweat.

rottenseed, another Sifter whose avatar is the only thing worth looking at. Oh, I see you donated to the Sift, you have the golden cup of Sifturbation by your username. Well, you know what they say, a fool and his money, fool me apart, your money isn't going to get fooled again.

gorgonheap, i see you went for the hilarious "lithuania is imaginary" strategy. But at least you characterised me accurately... oh except for the fact that I have a beautiful baltic girlfriend who tidies all the shit up for me. sux 2 b u.

kronosposeidon, a true gentleman, and vote whore. he knows what i mean. dontcha. yeeeeees.

arsenault185: awwww, you used a "tongue out" smiley, i guess that will make it easier for you to suck my freaking dick

berticus, you too shall be praised, not insulted, because your post, with its tremendously profound use of white space, and bleak postpostmodern outlook, plucked the strings of my heart and the loins of my laughbox.

MycroftHomlz... oh just get over there under the big sign that says "I WENT ON VIDEOSIFT AND THE ONLY WORTHWHILE THING I DID WAS UPLOAD THIS STOLEN AVATAR THAT'S A BIT FUNNY"

Marine: I salute you, because you're harder than I am. And you're not a total Siftard.

Notable by their absence were:

Lucky: the Siftard for whom I have most respect, not only for his technical skills and dedication, but for being the only person who hates me AND just ignores me without being a fucking twat about it. Saluteyousah.

Dag: You know better than to say what you think here, what with your reputation for wisdom and evenhandedness and all that. Well, keep sailing the ship straight down the middle, as an optimist you will always be happy, regardless of... well.. .anything at all.

That girl(s) that thinks we should all just get along, and who enjoys attacking me spitefully while complaining about my spiteful attacks: Awwww. You're cute.

kulpims: My east european fellow procrastinator. i know what you were doing when you should have been posting.

Farhad: my idol. The fact that he doesn't really show himself much around here any more is proof of my every theory about Siftegredation.

So there. If i missed anyone, it's because you're not fucking important enough

I feel the need to finish by saying that where there is safety, there is danger. Where there is peace, there will be war. Where everyone agrees, brains turn to cheese. He who reads someone's posts properly understands more than he who looks for his own opinions in other people's posts so he can upvote in a splurdge of masturbatory mouse operation and self congratulation.

I can't stand it that everyone thinks we should be nice and agree. I try to be civil. I just don't flower up my words with all sorts of passive aggressive pseudopsychological bullshit. That's why i like Lithuanians. They just say what they think. Normally negative. It's the only way to get to the truth.

So, I promised to uncloak myself a little, if I enjoyed the roast.

Well I kinda did enjoy parts of it, I guess. So I will send an mp3 link in a private message to all roasters here who actually have a brain large enough to comprehend its contents. It is from my NATO parody music project. I don't really want to link my real life to my Siftlife out here in the googlesphere too much, because me and MINK are not the same thing.

Try to understand, this is not the real me on screen, it's MINK. I don't actually care if you like it or not. Does that insult you? I share some beliefs with MINK, but i would NEVER be as much of an asshole as MINK in real life. Try to wrap your head around this. It's theatre. (gay). I am on the internet, not under oath in court. I know only about 4% of the SIft actually think this way. But it's true, some people have an imagination and they use it.

I am kinda sorry that my own entertainment annoys other people. But it also entertains people I really care about, so....

LOL. Fucking retards. Go look up "nom de plume" in a dictionary. No no no... a french dictionary, retards.

So, in summary, I am sorry if I actually was insulting to someone personally at any time in Siftistory, I really do try to stick to only insulting your lame ideas about the way the world works. I don't want to be meaner than you deserve.

In the words of the Great Chog, and Jesus of Nazareth:
"Look in the fucking mirror you fucking fucktards!"

I guess I'll pardon Choggie's tardiness since I know he must've worked really hard on that, uh, yeah, whatever the hell that was. Give it up for the chogster, and consider the floor open and MINK strapped down. Pull out yer pokers folksters.

I still laughed a lot. I can't believe I was lucky enough to find a clip of that song that started right at the chorus though

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Yeah, mine's a bit tardy, I suppose. Timing is everything in the funny business. Thanks for rubbing it in.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Hahaha, nice! Mine had better timing though

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
>> JAPR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=127BTS1lKL4

LOL!

I'll see your video JAPR, and raise with this one.