Dude, most of those songs are NOT heavy metal. Calling Cannibal Corpse heavy metal is like calling 2Girls1Cup a late night movie.

Trivia Fun Fact: 'Where The Slime Lives' is actually a ringtone on my cell. Made me smile.

I don't know [gets slimed]. I'd rather die on Mars.

Looks interesting, and anything with JK Simmons has my attention.

But what's with the "Dell Presents...." business?

Puts an insidious slime on the whole project for me

...nothing compared to Its insipid slime tracks....

"Little...thing"...wait for it...

Aw, and I always used to daydream about how nice and relaxing it would be to be a lighthouse keeper when work is stressing me out. This doesn't look relaxing at all. Before all there was to worry about was that ball of electric green slime that would possess keepers every now and again.

Red queen effect: Parasitic humans feed off of the cow, steals the natural flowing water and installs human-centric water holes. In competition with the human parasite the cow is forced to learn to use the water pump. And thus the arms race between cow and human.

Who will win?

My money is that humans destroy themselves and cow survives, finally free of it's parasitic relationship with the upright mammals. They then go on to evolve into upright cow people. Only to encounter the humans again.

They then join with the radioactive green humans (nuclear fallout survivors) and zombie humans (the ones that didn't survive the fallout but were taken over by parasites of their own) to kill the humans, many of whom are dwarves and really small midgets.

Some hippies that bonded with trees are found to have survived, each with their own vision of what it is to be a tree hugger. Some of them join the humans (with their now dominant midget genes) and some of them join the green humans and cow people.

Along the way we discover that in China pandas have evolved into panda people and all along there were werewolves and shit. Including dimensions made entirely of fire with slimes that thrive off of radiation, only to become what is perceived as fire elementals and H.P. Lovecraft's things were real too. Oh and the entire pantheon of all people from all of time.

Society rebuilds itself but war never changes.

So finally the US's standards have been harmonized with those of the PROC. About damn time, if you ask me. With some luck, TTIP will harmonize our standards as well, so we can all enjoy a bucket of genetically enhanced pink slime fried in sewer oil.

Soylent green doesn't sound so bad after all...

I have been rigorously studying this video for the past 8 weeks and my findings are as such:

"This mad stupid* yo."

IN CONCLUSION! This guy's a slime douche to the max and this video, while seemingly appearing accurate enough to some on the grounds of the basest, most low hanging fruit-esque generalizing sweep of cliched male-female interactions one might come across in various U.S. coastal cities, this run-on sentence is actually a quicksand trap of words and why are you still reading it? Care to guess how many Artax's I've caught and consumed with a sentence like the one above?

Just one. Artax, baby jesus de christo rest his equine spirit, was a one of a kind! One of a kind.

How does garbagio like this make it to top 5? I mean, come on!


*Stupid bad, not stupid cool.

Yep. I don't know [gets slimed] why.

*dead -- "The uploader has not made this video available..."

Warren is wannabe socialist slime that doesn't even know what the middle class is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SNZ0u1u-ZA

They'll probably sell it to a concern for dirt-cheap for rendering into food for livestock or pets-not really fish-fry or sushi fishy.-Tough, chewy, with a hint of sea-slime and ammonia....

Is this for serious? Writing a resolution to basically ass-kiss one of the slimiest slime-pits in the US?

Rhetorical questions of course. At this point the GOP could institute obligatory long hair for women or call for the return to popularity of the KKK and I would sadly not be surprised.

The slime mold has expanded the routes horizons =oD