She's either really that genuinely nice, or she is simply the greatest actor ever, even off camera.

Either way, kudos

I kept hoping the engines would catch up to the end of the train. That could be another video. Off camera each time the gap comes around he could quickly pull a section of track so that it appears that the engines are catching up.

I was really worried form the tags that this was a 'prank' and they were going to take the money back at some point and laugh at the poor guy. Glad I was wrong (and I hope it didn't happen off camera).

@chingalera

Your delusion as to what the fuck police are baffles me. Here, we have a video clearly showing not only the cops are NOT using excessive force, be it physical or tazer, doing everything in their power to actually resolve this situation in a manor that is civil up to and including explaining why they did what they did ALL THE WHILE not releasing the information of what the girl did to keep it private (likely, there was a warrent issued for her arrest for something she did OFF camera), and yet you're still claiming to the "gun totin' bullies" schtick.

I could cite thousands of examples of police officers doing their jobs correctly, and I take PERSONAL offense to the notion that A) "All cops are cocksuckers" and B) "All cops are felons". Why? Mostly because, unlike you, I actually know quite a few personally. Including my Father, and step mother.

Lets go ahead and actually skip a shitload of the easy shit, like the fact my step mother is (and for the past almost 9 years has been) the President of an optimist group, whose primary goal is to raise funding for underprivileged children and give them access to things like sports, and in some cases educational scholorships.

Lets graze over the fact that my dad and a good deal of my own local police officers actually put on not one, but two musicals (Caught in the Act / Caught in the act II) to raise money for Charity (the womens Y, and unfortunately I can't remember the other one).

Hell, we'll even skip the time I was in DETROIT, and while on the highway blew a tire and needed to pull over to the side of the road to change it, only to have a police officer see this going the opposite direction, get off the highway, and then back ON the highway, so he could park behind us and keep his lights on so that we remained safe while doing so.

Lets focus on the fact that you're citing one example of you. Where a friend apparently was in too deep a sleep, or drugged up to answer a phone call from the people she's now paying to call the police when the alarm system goes off and they can't reach her.

They then show up, and either you, or somehow she, answers the door and lets them in, only to seemingly be a rude prick about it, and one of you winds up getting yourself arrested. Your entire post on the subject is incredibly vague (yes, I'm sure the fact that you said the cops sunglasses make you nervous was the exact reason you had whatever happen to you happen.) And yet, you still have the gall to maintain that the entire problem is with the people who did their jobs right in the first place. (You know, showing up to a distress call about a home that may be broken in to)

Also, if you're referring to those of us who actually maintain that the police aren't all the devil in bullet proof vests with badges as "cunts who are afraid to show their asses", you're once again wrong. I've stopped voicing my opinion on the matter, it typically goes nowhere. I'll cite law, you'll cite something crazily in some form of gibberish, and at the end of the day, neither person has made progress.

You want to voice your opinion, fine. I'll stay in the shadows and save both of us a lot of time arguing back and forth. DO NOT drag my family's honour through the mud by insinuating that part of it is somehow the bane of the earth because my Dad and Stepmom signed onto a group of people "To serve and protect" the damned community.

You can see that he is reading slightly off camera because it is all so damn confusing!

First of all, there is no "norm in America." It's a big fucking place, and schools are locally managed. I suppose waivers are relatively normal when children are expected to be in a risky situation without the supervision of their guardian. Suppose for example your kids were going to go on a rock climbing field trip. Would parents not be asked to consent to that? That's fucking weird. The weird part is that this waiver is clearly not related to the situation. These particular people at this particular school are clearly particularly stupid. That's why it's a video on the internet. It's not weird that they want 5 year olds' guardians to arrange for some sort of supervised transport home. I think it would be strange to just let a 5 year old walk miles down a highway to their home. The school would clearly have some liability if they allowed the child to do that without their guardian's permission.

As for the cop, well, again, that's a locale to locale sort of thing. He might not be a permanent fixture at the school (although some schools have rent-a-cops). He may have been called in because the guy caused a ruckus off camera. Do you not have cops go to places where there is an incident? So, for example, if someone went to a school and refused to leave until his demands were met, would you not call in a cop to mediate the situation?

Ok-I was drunk-Tom can act his off-It's the douche-factor that squirrels me-and his off-camera Hubbard-paparazzi shit, the statements he's made he can never live that shit down and it's difficult to separate the man's trade craft from his systemic, douche-douchey-doucheness.

Only like like, 3 of his flicks though-And for the body of work he's produced, that ain't sayin' a whole lot....Except that someones a picky bitch

If that's the highest level of sexiness we can expect form Milano, we're better off without a sex tape. Even 'off camera' they have to cover themselves with a blanket? And I tell you what, if my woman started giggling like that when I'm giving it to her, there would be problems. I just found this stupid and unfunny. Not dark or enlightening.
Fail.

Obviously someone off-camera directing the dog, but still cute.

I was actually just going to post to recommend skipping just past the end to see the only newsworthy portion.

I hate this kind of format. No one cares what the talking heads think. Just give us the news and get your face off camera you narcissistic whores.

Just off camera a ways are a line of cows intensely muttering "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar".

SO the set-up for this one take was

1 Col. George Taylor POA Heston doll (Snapped on E-Bay when Heston died, new -in-box)
1-paper cut-out Statue of Liberty lower, left frame)
2-Estes D rockets, duct-taped to back
1-scavenged fuse from leftover Chinese sky-candy
1-Micro-cassette recording of National Anthem (Foley)
1 FUJI Finepix F1000

The tree-bounce-around is off-camera....only one recording of that so here it is: As soon as he leaves frame he's in the tree and barley freed himself of the tangled bounce in the top before ditching in the pond at full throttle-Had he made air he had about 40 feet up inna swirl before thrust would have pooped-out.

...done this before so any way it could have gone might have-

Off camera, Astronaut Taylor bounces around in a tallow tree before reorienting his trajectory towards the pond....should have been holding the camera...Those are 2 Estes D engines on his back

Indeed, and what speechless said. The problem with Joan Rivers is that her routine is as dated as the expiration year on her appeal. She's a creature whose new routine consists of a lot of hoarse rambling with no periods and odds-taking on how hideous she will be the next time she goes under a knife. Like Bill Burr said, she perpetually looks like she lost a fight 3 days ago....

No tact in picking-on Adelle. She's incredibly talented with such a winning personality and loves her fans...If yer gonna make jokes about fat pick a fat douchebag not a frikkin',girl-next-door pop icon in her hey-day!

Rivers' prob'ly a bitter cunt off camera...She's always come off as insincere and phony.

He kinda just reminds me of a sleight of hand magician..... without.. all.. the magic.

*I arise from the floor off-camera*
But his method of speaking also increases his audience capacity by a large factor. It's a common method in broadcast journalism to imagine a specific audience member and tailor your speaking towards her. Perhaps he's imagining an intelligent child or an elder who's hard of hearing.