For those arguing that atheism is not a religion, here is the definition of religion given by dictionary.com:

noun

1. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, esp. when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

2. a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects: the Christian religion; the Buddhist religion.

3. the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices: a world council of religions.

4. the life or state of a monk, nun, etc.: to enter religion.

5. the practice of religious beliefs; ritual observance of faith.

6. something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience: to make a religion of fighting prejudice.

A widespread belief shared by a number of individuals regarding creation and the existence of divine beings is indeed a religion, our courts definitely got it right.

Can anybody explain why the falsetto (?) isn't in full habit? I presume it indicates she's not a full nun yet... an undernun, if you will. Confirm plz.

^ It's "pronunciation".
Misspell "pronunciation" and you may mispronounce it. Which can be funny.

Thank you. You could go for this weirdness in honor of your avatar.

I wish more people had posted to that thread, it was a good idea.

And grats on your crown by the way.

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Very nice. Pick a vid for me to promote if you like.

This had my upvote even before the nun got shot.
*cinema *sexuality

>> ^nibiyabi:
>> ^lavoll:
where do you work?
and sexmachine is an excellentname for a computer

I work at a Catholic university in California. Yeah, yeah, I know, but trust me; this stuff is pretty universal in the American workplace. It's a combination of our prudishness and our litigiousness.


Hee hee, reminds me of a high school prank someone had - they set up a nudie screensaver on the high school librarian's computer. Of course the librarians were nuns, so that went over well.

Everyone had a good laugh about it, actually.

NSFW is used "liberally" (or, if you will, in a "conservative" mindset manner) as a "lowest common denominator". As discussed by the other posters and in earlier sift-talks.

The main function of NSFW is to:
1. warn you when you might get random swearing / sexy talk in a video, especially if you're not expecting it, and you
a. are in a 'work'-like place, or
b. have younger kids around who you want to hold off on teaching profuse swearing to until they've reached their fourth birthday.
2. deal with the adult ninnies whose freakin' ears might hurt.

Embrace the tag as a mark of your 'edginess' (real or imagined) and sift on.

Krause sieht ne schöne Maid
und denkt bei sich jetzt wird es Zeit
nach Paarung steht mir nun der Sinn
damit ich nicht mehr Single bin
er spricht sie an er fasst sich Mut
es ist die Ruth sie küsst so gut
und zitternd unter ihrem Kuss
denkt er nicht dran wies kommen muss

So gehn die Jahre hin ins Land
zwar ist der Krause noch charmant
er liebt sie auch das ist ja klar
doch denkt er dran wies früher war
swar auch nicht schlecht so halb allein
nur immer Ruth das muss nicht sein
und eh er weiss wie ihm geschieht
singt er das alte Lied

Alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei
jawoll mein Schatz es ist vorbei
doch du musst nicht traurig sein
du bist ja nicht lang allein denn
alles hat ein Ende nur die Wurst hat zwei
mein Schatz es ist vorbei

Krause sagt zu seiner Ruth
nicht war mein Schatz uns geht es gut
doch nicht mehr lang mein schönes Kind
wenn wir noch lang zusammen sind
denn eines merk dir sagt er schlau
und schielt schon nach ner andern Frau
das Neue gibt dem Leben Saft
das Neue bringt die Kraft

Krause weiss es nicht genau
die Ruth ist doch ne Klassefrau
er denkt an manche schöne Nacht
er weiss nicht ob ers richtig macht
doch seine Ruth ist auch nicht dumm
was Krause jetzt sieht haut ihn um
der neue Mann ist längst schon da
und Krause wird jetzt klar

Wenn Krause heut nach Mädchen schielt
dann ist das nicht mehr wild
er weiss ja jetzt dass dadafür
auch die Weisheit gilt

thanks ^dag.

so, there's consistently a minute or two inbetween, not just a few seconds.
could be fair, especially if the upvotes are mixed in with the downs.

oh. and fuck fuckitty fuckfuck.
sorry, but wrong crowd for the nun-with-a-ruler act, panda.

especially when all you had to say was yes, you actually watched the clips.
instead of diversions about informants and pottymouths.

everyone kiss and make up?

Great message, but the delivery/execution is a bit too dramatic; the guy reminds of high school plays where someone 'OV-ER EE-NUN-CIATES' everything and audibly drops their register down an octave to sound authoritative. It makes you sound like a gay robot.

I couldn't watch more than 15 seconds of this. Spit the f@*$%& marbles out, it's called E-NUN-C-A-SHUN. barblegarblespitfalfadalpha un paraphalamagramaphoneamolous ta da bunshallysplindifferink. l2speak.

Edit: Ok, the "squeaky" voice at 1:50 makes the rest watchable. And "football to the groin."

Also, Babbage's. Anyone remember Babbage's? As soon as Babbage's stopped being Babbage's, I stopped having a reason to go to malls. Babbage's. Love that word.

purdy cool for an Irish Nun on a mission...

"Begora chil-dren"

"Be-hhold the wonder of ghahhh..."

Neg: I take it back. Pretty good find, ye rascal.

Nice, but this Nun has her chops down
http://www.videosift.com/video/Church-Scene-from-David-Duchovnys-show-Californication

I like dirty nuns.

Brahma, Vishnu, or Shiva? I need to know which one to worship so I can start understanding good and evil. Otherwise, I'm just stranded here, wondering how to tie my shoes and comb my hair.

I'm nothing without a divine invisible authoritarian to tell me exactly how to live my life. Without a god in my life, I feel like I could just rape a nun with a soldering iron, then defecate on a kitten while scraping uteri with wire hangers. Or eat at Wendy's and go to work, then watch videos on a sifting site. Either way, I need to know how my robotic overlord wants me to behave. How would I ever figure it out on my own? Impossible, I tell you. Impossible!

>> ^quantumushroom:
Without God, there is no good or evil. Everything is permitted.

OK...,

He licked his own armpit and peed on a nun's face.

Nope, doesn't make me want to buy Gatorade!!!