I'll send you my address and $10 so you can send me 2 cookies or you have no proof.
🤪

I made a 1/2 batch last night, 10 cookies, and they were amaze balls. Just a hint of chocolate bacon flavor, but the grease made the skin crispy while the insides were still soft. I tried an old cookie trick on half by rolling them in powdered sugar before baking….YUM!
It’s going to be hard to make cookies without bacon from now on.

I’ve been cooking and baking since I was 4-5…my parents sent me to preschool cooking classes. I rarely eat out….I’m too cheap (and picky).

I think I would have to taste one before making a whole batch of them first. Then again I don't do any cooking or baking . I pay people to do that for me.

Sad to say this guy has given me Action Movie Kid vibes.
He was good at first, but there are just way way too many uninspired attempts to keep the first viral popularity going. After the 12th lackluster sequel to the first great movie, I want to stop watching the series…same goes for internet skits. More isn’t always better.
Stop constantly chasing that popularity dragon and it might stop running away.

Don is losing it, knowing his entire net worth isn’t as much as he owes. Even using all his assets as collateral he can’t get a loan, maybe stiffing and cheating all those banks for decades wasn’t the best idea. Maybe inflating his net worth by 100-1000 times wasn’t the best idea. Maybe refusing to admit the frauds and settle despite the summary judgement wasn’t the best idea. Maybe hiring the worst lawyers in American history wasn’t the best idea. He has 4 days.

It begs the question…who actually owns his properties? We don’t know, but it’s not him. Who, exactly, is he beholding to, and what sway did they have while he was president? We know the Saudis own properties with and do business with him, and Russians. Almost certainly the Chinese too. Who else? Does who’s paying a politician and for what only matter for Biden but not Don?
Hilariously, when asked the total softball question “Is Don was looking to foreign countries like Saudi Arabia or China for help paying his judgement” instead of just saying “no, obviously not, he’s running for president and couldn’t do that owing a foreign country 1/2 billion dollars.” she instead declined to answer. HORRIFIC for the campaign.

Edit: Huzzah! The brand new this hour expanded powers of the financial monitor cover this eventuality, she must be informed 30 days before the execution of any transfers, purchases, sales, loan applications, bonds, basically any movement of money by the trumps (all of them)…for 3 years. This means he can’t get a foreign power or billionaire to pay his debt without disclosing it publicly. Any attempt by any Trump to circumvent the order is a violation and means prison.

Note, if he was correct that his properties were really worth 100 to 1000 times what he claims for tax purposes he would have no problem at all selling just one for way more cash than he needs, but he can’t. Why can’t he? Because 1) they are not worth more than the tax evaluations and 2) all his properties are already mortgaged to the hilt…he doesn’t own them the banks/business partners/foreign governments do. Most famously Trump tower that he only owns his apartment, a few offices, and the public lobby bathrooms, not the entire building by far….and that’s not an outlier it’s the norm.
So satisfying to watch a vitriolic con man get caught and taken down…don’t you think?

The failed sham impeachment hearings are a total unmitigated disaster and everyone can see it. 😂


It’s hilarious that they trapped themselves with this. They’ve done absolutely nothing else this term but accuse Biden, so they can’t abandon the fraud now…but it’s so embarrassing that the sham itself is turning their own voters away because it’s painfully obvious there will be no impeachment, there never was going to be one and now it’s not only proven to be a sham based on Russian misinformation but it’s also become numerically impossible, it’s all 100% for show and always was, and even conservatives want the government to do more than put on divisive political plays based on Russian propaganda at taxpayer expense. 😂

https://yt3.ggpht.com/X3o2PU_oYigHN3pBe9hC_ZSdzZkPwHQe3ei_usx4Wk1k9758YXL39gs1YGOFzCJo714Cop8H0Ubz=s1170-nd-v1

Q: are you still buying the bullshit lie that Don is saying Obama instead of Biden because Obama is pulling the strings even after he said “Biden beat Obama…beat Obabba”? Please, explain that bit of dementia for me. Is he now calling HIMSELF Obama/Obabba? 😂 (don’t worry, nobody expects you to be capable of explaining or even attempting to.)

This was me and my father when I referred to my mother as "She".

Idiot. Excuse me….Racist Brain Dead Moron.
It’s labeled both comedy and parody, and is clearly headed with “AI Trump”. If it’s too close to reality or you are too dumb to get it’s a parody despite all the clear labels, or you believe most MAGgots are, that’s 100% on you.

You have posted dozens of AI generated or faked videos of Biden, and hundreds upon hundreds of lies and fake stories about him and the left, every word you post in fact turns out to be false, but you go on pretending they’re reality even long after they’re proven to be lies….NEVER ONCE ADMITTING YOU WERE EVER WRONG. STILL WAITING.
I won’t insult your infantile intellect by pretending even you believe the stupidity you spew…we all know it’s all for attention, and the only way you can get attention is by being the biggest ass in the room, never by doing something worth praise.

Now one joke video of con Don and you throw a tantrum. 😂

Grow up little boy. Some day those tiny grapes will drop and maybe then you can become a man. Until that day, your ridiculous infantile whining gains you nothing but ridicule, you ridiculous little boy.
STILL WAITING.

BTW- diaper Don was caught on a hot mic praising lil Kim and praising how when he speaks everyone is forced to stand at attention (under penalty of death) and that’s what he expects in his second “term” (that has no end date).
If Biden said that, you would lose your shit, again, insisting he be impeached and removed….If Biden did that, half of congress would have disappeared already along with any right wing candidates. When dementia Don says it privately (so you know he meant it) you cheer and try to pretend he’s not serious when we all know for a certainty he is 100% serious about being a viscous dictator for life.

That just makes me happier! 😀

Melania Trump will probably sue him too!

Like I said.
When did Trump say any of these falsehoods?

Enlighten me?

Like I said.
When did Trump say any of these falsehoods?

Enlighten me?

Snopes is hardly a credible source.

Show the trump Tweet .. Not some rag -- For the sake of clarity and truthfulness, show the actual text in context.

Like I said.
When did Trump say any of these falsehoods?

Enlighten me?

When did Trump say any of these falsehoods?

Enlighten me?

This report makes me sick. Is there a doctor in the house?

What is always funny to me about this story is after years, maybe decades of telling it, no one ever realized the electrician stole it from Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors.

Whuh - to me it seemed like the length was missing. Funny.