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Hey @Fusionaut - You owe me one

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ooo. me not so smrt

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Is this the roast? It's more like a vegetarian barbecue, complete with soy hot dogs. Or as blankfist calls them, "edible sex toys." That's not mayo, folks.

Sigh. This is lamer than Michael J. Fox shaking hands with Muhammad Ali while Stephen Hawking does the fox trot.

Hello, is this thing on?

These roasts are becoming so tired, I feel like I'm watching a Ben Stein documentary during a gas leak. Someone light a match and end this suffering.

I guess I should say something about Kulpims, since it's his party, right? Sure.

Kulpims is a foreigner, and I distrust all foreigners. I also distrust Foreigner, because they sing "I Want to Know What Love Is." Which is a song about Ike Turner, I believe. I can't remember. I'm baked off my ass right now. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, fuck Foreigner. and Fuck foreigners. But not Kulpims, because he probably has AIDS or gonorrhea or scurvy, like a pirate. Speaking of pirates, have you seen that one movie where the guy is all like, AAARGH! That shit was hella awesome. But anyway, Kulpims is...uh...Eritrean, right? Or is he Scandinavian? I forget. He's one of those white dudes who rides his bicycle in circles and shoots documentaries about evolution. Or was that Bob Crane? Yeah, that's it. Kulpims is the guy who shoots bondage film and whacks off while hitting himself with a flagellation stick. What was I talking about? Oh yeah:

Fuck Foreigner.









Anybody got any French Onion Dip?

I would disagree that its bland, unless you think all hamburgers are bland. This has everything a normal hamburger has, its just substituting a mayo spread instead of ketchup/mustard, which some people do anyway.>> ^K0MMIE:
It takes real dedication to recreate something so bland.

Upvote, hold the mayo.

...eating a sammitch with mayo

I realize some people will hate these weather bulletins in all caps, this however is standard for broadcast. So you'll just have to live with it. 2 new confirmed Tornado's.

AWCN11 CWTO 260120 -- SUMMARY OF THE TORNADO OUTBREAK OVER ONTARIO ON AUGUST 20.

TORNADO LOCATION/PATH DAMAGE OVERVIEW
TORNADO 1 5 KM SW OF DURHAM TO MARKDALE F2 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) (ROUGHLY 20 KM) (SIGNIFICANT HOUSE + TRAILER DAMAGE, TREES DOWN)

TORNADO 2 FROM SOUTH OF THORNBURY TO THE F2 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) SOUTHEAST OF THORNBURY (PATH (MANY TREES SNAPPED,
LENGTH UNKNOWN) GEORGIAN PEAKS SUSTAINED DAMAGE, ROOFS REMOVED, HOMES DAMAGED)

TORNADO 3 WOODBRIDGE/VAUGHAN F2 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) (SEVERAL KM LONG (HUNDREDS OF HOMES + 50 METRES WIDE) DAMAGED, TREES DOWN, CARS FLIPPED)

TORNADO 4 NEWMARKET AREA F1 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) (HOCKEY ARENA ALMOST DEMOLISHED, ROYAL CANADIAN RIDING ACADEMY SUSTAINED DAMAGE)

TORNADO 5 GRAVENHURST AREA F0 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) (PATH ABOUT 10 KM LONG (SHALLOW ROOTED AND UP TO 1 KM WIDE) TREES DOWN)

TORNADO 6 MILTON F1 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) (LIGHT STANDARDS DOWN, ROOF DAMAGE OF MEDICAL CENTRE AND NEARBY HOTEL, TREES AND FENCES DOWN, MINOR HOME DAMAGE)

TORNADO 7 HALIBURTON FOREST AND WILDLIFE F1 TORNADO DAMAGE (VERY (CONFIRMED) CENTRE(NORTHWEST OF HALIBURTON) LARGE SWATH OF TREES DAMAGED)

TORNADO 8 REDSTONE LAKE F0 TORNADO DAMAGE
(CONFIRMED) (MINOR ROOF DAMAGE)

TORNADO 9 ARNSTEIN TO RESTOULE TO NORTH WATERSPOUT/TORNADO
(PROBABLE) BAY (PATH LENGTH UNKNOWN AT SIGHTINGS (DAMAGE DETAILS THIS TIME) UNCERTAIN AT THIS TIME)

TORNADO 10 CARLOW MAYO AREA (EAST OF FUNNEL CLOUD SIGHTING (POSSIBLE) BANCROFT) (LARGE AREA OF TREE
DAMAGE)

TORNADO 11 TURNIFF (SE OF BANCROFT) LARGE SWATH OF TREE (POSSIBLE) DAMAGE, AND HUNTING CABIN DAMAGE.

So, an idea to control costs in health care is to mandate that doctors are paid a salary instead of being paid per the things they perform. This also extends to limiting the financial interests doctors can have in businesses that provide testing or surgical procedures. There are a few U.S. hospitals that currently do this successfully (Mayo Clinic, Cleveland Clinic, ...)

I think Huckabee doesn't understand whats going on, or is trying to spin the idea of hospitals/clinics hiring doctors as salaried workers as removing incentives to being a doctor... basically saying that doctors are only in it to make tons of cash, which is a fairly cruel thing to say.

Watching that.. and then reading this..

>> ^nanrod:
I'm suddenly reminded of the ketchup/mayo mixture my son likes to dip his fries in.


I very nearly DID throw up.

I'm suddenly reminded of the ketchup/mayo mixture my son likes to dip his fries in.

Whine whine whine, yawn yawn yawn.

People are so fast to deem everything over and done with, because they themselves can't think of anything proper to contribute. You're all losers, you're all in-adequate. In a way it's sad, but expected. Except deputydog - he wins all the gold.

Rasch trying so hard to elevate himself from the rest of the rabble, wiping the "mayo" from his chin with a silky smooth wit.

burdturgler dripping with vodka, demeaning everyone else to make up for his oversensitive inadequacies. http://vangoghvodka.com/Van_Gogh_Vodka_Banana.html there you go, darkie.

jester_dotdude cries about channel assignments.. here's one for you *fail

alien_concept can't help but talk about her penis... that's right, we've all seen the pictures I took. I can't help but have a certain fascination; real life anime. Good times.

Even blankfist is bored at this, and lord knows he entertains easily.

blankfist, you're sorely lacking in entertainment value. You'd think that by now you'd have some fans or enemies here, that would love to, you know, roast you or something... I suppose the one interesting user here has been squelched... more than once.

I think I'll just go back to jacking it to facebook pictures of all of you to keep me entertained for now. If only I can last the full 20 seconds this time, berticus. (probably won't)


edit: couldn't.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Did this take place on May 5th? I'd heard they were going to sinko de mayo.


bu-doom, tish!

Did this take place on May 5th? I'd heard they were going to sinko de mayo.

lol he dropped mayo and cheese on his tie and didn't even notice.

You might appreciate: http://www.videosift.com/video/Delightful-Older-Couple-Perform-Charming-Duet-at-Mayo-Clinic