"sting" seems a little soft to describe being impaled by a jousting lance.

Where was the Penn State football team when you needed it? You seriuosly need some heavy body gear if you're going to tangle with a bunch of Combine storm troopers. This was City 17, right? *dark case of *law abuses no doubt.

Also, this is a modern age representation of why unarmed civilian mobs stand no chance against dragoons. Surprised they didn't just charge them on horseback with lances and sabres while they were at it. Too Czarist? Or not enough horses?

OMG, look at the beatdown the girl gets 5 seconds from teh end - what the HELL was that about?

Yeah, speaking of the 2nd, where were the yahoos with AR-15s who were showing up at Obama's roadshow? Hmmm....

I wonder when the HalfLife 2 mod is coming out?

Super Saiyajin Kamehameha > Lance of Longinus. Good to know.

Thanks to this video I wasted hours going through this website (check 11/10/2008 for video of the plane flying).

Two things about this vid. First, I'm pretty sure there's two engines, the center is just an easy-to-access spot to attach the starter gas/fluid to.

Secondly, I think that the guy is a highly experienced pilot, he's intentionally flaring the plane to slow it down just before landing -- and it still didn't have a lot of room left after stopping.

>> ^alizarin:
Will I get to the top 10 if I paint my face black and do a standup act based on slavery and fried chicken jokes?


If you were a black man, then yes, you might. See, Lance Krall is of Vietnamese descent.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Krall

I don't know exactly how the rules of comedy work, but apparently it's OK to make fun of your own people.

>> ^KamikazeCricket:
His act was boring and stupid, if it indeed was an act

Well, Lance Krall is a comedian. Tron is just another of his characters.

So I guess you've succeeded in illustrating the kind of person that Westy was vaguely trying to make fun of...

GG

Hey Drachen_Jager -

We're all anxiously awaiting your proof that Lance is a doper, has a licence to cheat, and has abused the hell out of it.

Don't you mean Pharmstrong? World's greatest drug cheat and all around jerk if you ask me. Why so many people idolize this sleazebag is beyond me.

"I have to take steroids and EPO by the bucket-load because my testicle is missing, never mind that I take twenty times as much as any other post-nut-removal patient."

After several years off the tour naturally there's a new team leader, when the team's organizers decide not to give Lance the team leader's position he cuts the guy off to sabotage his race. Not to mention when he was in the hospital for cancer and one of his team mates owned up to the doctors that Lance had been using performance enhancing drugs (he did it to help make sure the guy got good medical care you know?) later the story got leaked and Lance sued his former team mate and is currently trying to destroy the guy's marriage.

Class act man.

The "misleading title" as you call it is a direct quote from the creators own words. He calls it the "Bacon Lance". The first part of the title is from the original article I got the video from. I wasn't out to mislead anyone.

>> ^rasch187:
I feel so out of date...just started watching Full House.


It jumps the shark when one of the Olson Twins starts sleeping with Lance Armstrong. Lazy writing..

he looks bored. I'll take a lively drummer over a wicked fast one anyday, like Lance Garvin of LS

When did Trent Reznor turn into Lance Armstrong?

I'm sorry Edd.

Unfortunately, "ignorant" is all about not knowing the truth.

The truth is he has said many times that he writes that way because he doesn't care.
Check for yourself ..

http://www.videosift.com/video/Penn-Teller-911-Conspiracy-Theory-Bullshit#comment-101858

http://www.videosift.com/video/Penn-Teller-911-Conspiracy-Theory-Bullshit#comment-101450

"emply that i am atempting" .. what's dyslexic about this? Do you have an understanding of what dyslexia is?

If you need more convincing:
"Lol i know it must be painfull to read my bad spelling i would do the whole spell check thing but i dont have word on my laptop at the moment and aditionaly i dont have the time to spell check everything i write . aditonaly its enoughf of a burdon spellchecking everything for work not.id rather be lazy when im casuly posting coments. if it realy upsets u then just skip what i say im sure alot of people wud disogree with it anny way. lol i just like reading what people put and then writing stuff back. rsi is fun"

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In reply to this comment by EDD:
You're fucking ignorant, did you know that? Google 'dyslexia', will you?

But that's not the problem. Up until today I thought you were one of the coolest guys around here. Hell, I took regular trips to your queue and pqueue. But that image of you changed today. What happened? Did something push you over the edge? You seemed to be relatively calm before today.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
Westy, when it comes to retarded ways of saying things, you're the fucking champion.

this guy loves his *drugs

In case you're wondering - this is Lance Winters, Distiller at St. George Spirits, the first American absinthe producer in nearly 100 years.

There are more videos on Absinthe here on Videosift

The doper gets slammed with a tough question at last. Lance has a license to cheat and he's abused the hell out of it. Why anyone cares about the one guy with a license to dope or thinks he's some kind of hero is beyond me. Give everybody or nobody the right to dope, not just one guy.