Naw marinara, this is some great German Ubermetal.....Who else but death metal Krauts would name their band to commemorate an airshow disaster???
Felsen heraus mit Ihrem cockenhabben heraus!

Who knew krauts were so funny?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'terry jones, racism, jews, spik, wop, kraut, song' to 'terry jones, racism, jews, spik, wop, kraut, song, live at the hollywood bowl' - edited by kronosposeidon

^Poor Krauts....

Tomorrow's weather forcast is sunny and 76 degrees!

So, I will volunteer to arrive at the Lion a bit early and get a huge table upstairs in the biergarten/patio for the lot of us, and warn the staff about the impending monkey invasion.

So when you get there, check the interior out for all it's awesome krautness, but the patio is up the stairs and all the way to the back.

Krauts scare me.

Here's where MINK gets his, a bit late, had to shove wheat-free gluten up some hippie's sterile ass, and kill some game-now that that there is no game, guess we're eatin' crackers n' kale, you have some bitter Prussian bitch's mother to thank for us havin to suffer another mix and match, but that's a mirror's gaze away from where you sit right now, if you are reading this, you half-breed, genetically scarred wart on the planet's surface.....

So the official Roast of MINK had commenced...here follows a few opening thoughts, if you can call stream of consciousness ball-busting any effort whatsoever...

Firstly, some of the other users who chimed in without following proper decorum on past roasts only to find yer clever little asses thrown in the pool of future roastees??? That's yer dumbass, no rules readin', wanting to be noticed, luck. Get ready for the die to fall yer way at a most inopportune time, most likely when you feel really passionate about some issue you have no business touching, because of your grab-bag, anything goes, let everyone do what they think is right for them, sensibilities....fuck you , yer clock is ticking, and we may all be here with you now but wait until you have to actually open yer brain up to the chopping block.......hope ya like, foi grois of useless fat blended.....

Lithuania.
Otherwise known as Stalin's Fistfuck....yer real smart now, but just a few ticks ago, you couldn't decide yer heads from ass as it relates to yer own. Well, guess yer off the hook by now, you and every other ass-bag in the Baltics..it's a wonder someone with a computer and some time to kill, that isn't a complete wife-beating alcoholic, has enough synaptic wherewithall to be here with 2 cogent thoughts to rub together......Heh...ooops , sorry....we only have one asshole from there and he has yet to prove my wonder anything more than hopeful fantasy-

MINK fancies himself a musician, and has even given us a taste of something he feels just fine about....I listened to his theme-song, and his friends need to stop buying the shit Antanas approved for sterilizing goat nipples with back in the 30's, and try some proper grain.....oh wait, they used all barrels for bathtubs after 42'....

I have been told by the man himself, that his decision to become a vegetarian, proceeded his decision to become a vegan, after he had a wittle food poisoniong that took him to the next level, and made him face mortality at the hands of someone not wiping their ass....Is this true MINK? next time you decide to swear off meat, make sure you don't let yer girlfriend. cook for you again....speakin' a which....

in his questionairre, mink answered this when asked what he did when he was not on the computer....
"1. What do you do when you are not on the computer?

"eat vegetarian food, fuck a vegetarian, buy vegetables, that sort of thing.
And make music, but that's on a computer... so.... but I play trumpet... Into a computer"

So you hang out near a feedbag, copulate with Bossie after staelin' her grain, and hum to yerself??....that's no trumpet yer playin', it's a skin flute!!

You nall of late, well, some of you, have a problem with semantics..or tone, or whatever....lemme tell ya what it really is..Most of you were never taught how to derrive meaning from the written word....As a result, you hold some grudge against MINK for coming off, as some frustrated geezer, disillusioned with the sift, with life, with the world at large...

Get over it, you ineffectual meatbots!!! MINK is the man in your mirror that tells you how fucking ugly that mole is is from that angle(straight ahead, you can't miss a schizm like that) or how similar to methane in an elevator that last comment you pulled from Urectum was. He has a better handle on what smells anyhow, seeing as how all you poor sunsabicthces suffer from the many ailments that come with the ingestion of sweatmeats, and he himself, in all his rice-cake eatin', guilty-cheese coveting, politely cared for before being tapped for their juices loving, gonna live better than any of us because he don't kill nor go with those who do, assholes here.

Dude, you really need a vacation. Try Poland-Maybe you can find someone there that is not so pissed that they can't forgive you for your complicity with the Krauts...a deaf, dumb, blind Jewess, that owns a liquor store....

>> ^maatc:
the krauts sure like it!
I'd downvote your comment so hard if I could.

Watch those kraut machine guns!

From the Village Voice:

"Jim Finn's Interkosmos, a retro gust of Communist utopianism, is set to open the New York Underground Film Festival on March 8. A cosmonaut romance set aboard a 1970s East German space mission to colonize the moons of Saturn and Jupiter, Interkosmos weaves together lovingly faked archival footage, charmingly undermotivated musical numbers, propagandistic maxims ("Capitalism is like a kindergarten of boneless children"), stop-motion animation (of a suitably crude GDR-era level), a Teutonic (and vaguely Herzogian) voiceover, and a superb garage-y Kraut-rock score (by Jim Becker and Colleen Burke). Finn's deadpan is immaculately bone-dry, and his antiquarian fastidiousness is worthy of Guy Maddin"

the krauts sure like it!

Haha, appreciate the positive spirit of your comment, SX. Still, you freakin stopped in here to share your opinion that violins are vile--at the playing of a violin, on this page, where people have apparently come to hear a violin. Seriously, I could go to every single comment section on every single sift, and just come out with "Gee, X is vile", and systematically make a warmer and more substantial contribution than your initial comment!

What do you mean not everyone is an American? What're we speakin Mexican here? Don't talk to me in American if you're not an American, kraut. Invade your A$$, keep that up.

How is this any different than the villainizing/dehumanizing that goes on during any war. The soviets were godless communists, Charlie was barbarian guerrilla fighter, the krauts were heartless fascist oaths. This is part of a much bigger problem. I know there is the whole psychological aspect, were it's easier for a soldier to kill another man if he is dehumanized, but if there is a war that deserves to be fought i don't think the people training the soldiers should need to invoke this into them.

Just a side note, how old is this footage? Its blurry, but it looks like the gun is an MG42, and the officer or w/e seems to be wearing a pretty out of date uniform. But it could just as well be a cellphone video , who knows.


EDIT: Nvm, its actually one of these suckers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheinmetall_MG3 , looks a hell of a lot like an MG42 though, article says the german army is replacing them with the an H&K version (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heckler_%26_Koch_MG4) but they could still be using the older model in training.

I would definitely vote for this if it had a more accurate description in the name and the tags were the same... It's a cool video without you trying to add some pseudo-political rant on to it.

About that rant...

"kraut" and "nigger" are two different cases. The "krauts" were in power and attempting to take over the world. The "niggers" have been oppressed for centuries on end, and have never held any sort of power in modern history. One is attacking authority, the other is perpetuating it.

You might think the P.C. police control things like this, but in reality they don't. I'm sure you can use the word "nigger" in public whenever you like. Just see how far that gets you in the real world though...

answer me this dear, overly sensitized to words, but can watch murders to be entertained kiddies.....Does the word "Kraut!" upset you or illlicit a visceral response within you like the word nigger does??? Cause, contextually speaking, the intention is the same...one means german, other means black-black refers to melanin, africnm amresuincim is too hard to say or type, and words, without context are dribble.....like most of the bullshit i see in the available media, .....
still, like it and lump it.......