the local taco bells breathed a sigh of relief tonight after being notified their competition had been arrested,back to you jim.

come on texas!
how can you be even remotely surprised?
who can live on minimum wage?have to supplement that income somehow and a fast food joint is PERFECT.drive thru service.
how can you walk into a fast food joint and see a father of three and think he survives on his mickie-D's paycheck?that man is dealin WEED.
the same goes for the ice cream truck who comes by every afternoon...............in january.
or the dude who owns the sunglass hut..same inventory for two years..but he is still in business.
selling WEED.

why is weed still illegal?
oh yeah..they dont want you to buy YOUR drugs.they want you to buy THEIR drugs-chris rock.

Only job I ever got fired from was my very first job; working at a Little Caesar's pizza when I was 15. I kept calling in because I had rather gotten stoned with my buddies, and the final call went something like this:

Me: "Yeah, I'm not coming in..."
Asst. manager: "Hold on." (covers the phone, someone yelling in the background)
Asst. manager: "Did you hear that?"
Me: "Hear what?"
AM: "Joel said if you're not coming in, then don't come in again."
Me: "Does that mean I'm fired?"
AM: "Well, if you don't come in..."
Me: "Okay!" (hung up on her)

We then got baked and went and got Pizza Hut.

Actually, when looking up the phrase "pizza hut viral" on Google, to see what the rest of the interwebs think, I came across this one also considered to be a Pizza Hut viral ad.

I need to work on distrusting the internet more, it seems.

It means that Pizza Hut made and totally approved this video, so in the chance it can fool people online into thinking it's real and spread virally, much like dramatic chipmunk.

I understood that. I knew that the first time he wanted to take a bite of the za and was refused. Lame, is I believe the correct adjective.

What was confusing me is that most people posting comments were just saying "viral" -- as if viral meant advertising. Which means that the word "viral" has been opted and no longer usable for Dramatic Chipmunks.

Well, language does evolve. Personally, I am sorry that Corporate America has apparently successfully and quickly stolen that word.

I'll get over it.

>> ^joedirt:
The guy was EXPECTING to go into the pool. Notice his body language anticipating and heading that direction, instead of trying to prevent it or keep your legs behind you if someone if going to push you.
Also look at the video cuts & edits. It is made to look like a handheld shot by someone behind the scenes, but the thing is all editted for impact and timing. Clearly viral with the fucking tag line repeated like four times.

Do you really need to frame by frame analyze it to understand it's viral? Let's check the trajectory angles and velocity of the "dive".
ffs .. I'm pretty sure they'd let Jim have a slice if he was hungry, lol.

>> ^bareboards2:
So somebody help me....
I thought viral was something that got passed around uber-quickly. Viral marketing is Corporate America attempting to get "viral."
So does viral just mean fake now? Or just mean advertising?
Dramatic Groundhog was viral, wasn't it? But it wasn't advertising anything.
It will be a sad day if Corporate America has so infiltrated things that "viral" is no longer used for Drama Queen Groundhogs....


It means that Pizza Hut made and totally approved this video, so in the chance it can fool people online into thinking it's real and spread virally, much like dramatic chipmunk.

What really happens is that everyone does end up seeing it, but in a ironic twist it's all people on video blogs who think they're super awesome detectives for figuring out that a video has corporate approval. Then later that day they all make the conscious decision "all by themselves" to have Pizza Hit for dinner.

Your video, Jim Breuer Flips Out During Pizza Hut Commercial, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Wow Jabba the Hut is really, really, really boring. I'm literally too busy falling asleep to be outraged by anything it says

Extremely impractical, but hey, just imagine what those evil mud-hut-living bastards who have apparently been declared our enemies would think to be seeing giant robots playing high-speed volleyball in their back yards!

Holy Mother of Jabba The Hut it's Troy McClure!

>> ^Edeot:
I have a friend who worked as a driver for Pizza Hut. He was buddies with a few other drivers from various pizza places. I asked him what the most disgusting thing he had ever heard of was and he told me that at the local Domino's two employees were known to have sex atop of the pizza frequently.

That was Pizza Hut's new pizza, "The Budussy Supreme"

During my hiatus year between high school and college, I went on a student trip to Gambia with my jazz class at the (uniquely Scandinavian concept of) folk college I was attending. We stayed mostly in this village by the river Mini Mini Yang Bolong out in the Gambian countryside.

The occasion for the trip was some kind of cultural exchange organized by a Gambian organization who ran a center for foreign students at this village. The center consisted of several plaster and straw huts where we lived, a large pavilion where we ate our meals and a court yard where we received our music and dance lessons, all contained within a high fence in the middle of the village. At the pavilion there was a plaque advertising for a boat trip on the river, and we agreed to try it out. We had surveyed the river earlier and had found a ruin of an old boat house and an abandoned rotten canoe carved out of a tree trunk and wondered what kind of boats would take us on the river trip.

It should be said at this point that the reggae life style is very prominent among the Gambian semi rich, as our caretakers and hosts at the camp exemplified with Ganja, dreads and the works. These were the very hosts who would take us on the boat trip in, you guessed it, hollowed out tree trunks of highly questionable integrity and seaworthiness. This became apparent when we started to embark the two canoes, 4-5 people in each. The canoes sat very deep in the water with only 5-10 centimetres of clearance from the waterline to the rim of the boat. A couple of my classmates chickened out, which on hindsight probably saved our lives; the river was quite fierce and had strong currents.

We started out downstream, in it self a bad idea with only one Ganja smoking Gambian at the stern in each boat wielding a short paddle. It was then we discovered that the boats had started to leak. On top of the water already sploshing over the rim. Our Gambian captains, all calm, started back upstream while we scooped the water out of boats with our hands as best we could. The boats made little headway at first, but when our intoxicated and skillful caretakers paddled our boats along the banks of the river, the going got easier and we eventually reached the village all wet on our shoes, backsides and brows.

More stories from Gambia upon request...

>> ^pierrekrahn:
>> ^Edeot:
I have a friend who worked as a driver for Pizza Hut. He was buddies with a few other drivers from various pizza places. I asked him what the most disgusting thing he had ever heard of was and he told me that at the local Domino's two employees were known to have sex atop of the pizza frequently.

Frequently? And "were known"? Why weren't they fired after the first time? O.o


Not certain if they were fired for it. I doubt the management knew anything about it. (Or maybe they were the management.)

>> ^Edeot:
I have a friend who worked as a driver for Pizza Hut. He was buddies with a few other drivers from various pizza places. I asked him what the most disgusting thing he had ever heard of was and he told me that at the local Domino's two employees were known to have sex atop of the pizza frequently.


Frequently? And "were known"? Why weren't they fired after the first time? O.o

I have a friend who worked as a driver for Pizza Hut. He was buddies with a few other drivers from various pizza places. I asked him what the most disgusting thing he had ever heard of was and he told me that at the local Domino's two employees were known to have sex atop of the pizza frequently.