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Umbrella/Baby Stress
I think her argument is incredibly flawed.
It misses out the crucial aspect of training. An umbrella needs no instruction to function inside the parameters it's designed for. It's comes ready for use. Babies, however, require a lot of resources and training to perform even somewhat satisfactory. The amount of time you need to invest to train tricks, like walking and not-pooping-the-pants successfully, greatly outweights the demanded time period to acustomise yourself with the functions and limitations of a new umbrella. To even learn the boundaries of what babies are capable of leads quite often to a frustrating process of trial and error that can render your baby unusable. Which leads of to the next issue.
To procure an umbrella you have varying retail options, including online distribution, as well as exchange of services or goods among acquaintances. For some unfathomable reason, these options are frowned upon by a political correctness obsessed society in regards to babies. The only viable option that won't cause offense among your peers is manufacturing one yoursef. Imagine what our economy would look like if we handeled all goods this way. It's preposterous!
So you are stuck with whatever baby you can produce on your own, relying on unskilled labor in most cases. Not only do you have to go through the time consuming and strenuous acts of sexual activity, which we all now can lead to severe cases of depression and anxiety, there is a unreasonable waiting time included as well. Imagine you had to wait 9 months for every Amazon delivery. This is just customer harassment.
Loosing an umbrella is not worse than losing a baby but it's not because of reasons that cannot be fixed. If we as a society would work together and openly oppose the unfair unequality in treatment of babies and umbrellas, our lives could be improved in unpredecented ways. But we don't. We are all to blame for this.
Parenting level: ∞
I guess it's not quite related, but a friend of mine blasts the Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's Messiah over the house intercom at 7am in the morning every Sunday to wake his family up. By the time it's done, everyone is down for breakfast.
ponceleon (Member Profile)
thanks ponceleon!
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*quality
people need to vote for this. schnell.
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Karen Handel on Fox News:
http://video.foxnews.com/v/1439109002001/
Grimm (Member Profile)
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Handel's Messiah Disaster - Hallelujah!
What the heck is this?! A dramatic interpretation being lip-synced to a cd? Handel's Messiah is a baroque oratorio featuring vocal cantatas and instrumentation!!
Flash Mob Hallelujah Chorus
Yeah, When I think of Flash Mob doing this I tend to think of this one: http://videosift.com/video/Christmas-Food-Court-Flash-Mob-Hallelujah-Chorus
>> ^hpqp:
Flash mob? I don't think so. That being said, Handel = bravo.
Flash Mob Hallelujah Chorus
Flash mob? I don't think so. That being said, Handel = *bravo.
Kid handling a female heteropteryx (a damn big bug)
>> ^entr0py:
>> ^ant:
It is nice to see females not afraid of insects/bugs.
That's a boy. I can tell from his video description:
"me handeling heteropteryx dilatata female. It's a stick insect. It eats bramble, yes it's huge, we all know that, It doesn't bite or sting. Does that answer all your basic questions? Oh and I'm a guy."
Poor kid, I guess he gets that a lot.
Dang!
Kid handling a female heteropteryx (a damn big bug)
>> ^ant:
It is nice to see females not afraid of insects/bugs.
That's a boy. I can tell from his video description:
"me handeling heteropteryx dilatata female. It's a stick insect. It eats bramble, yes it's huge, we all know that, It doesn't bite or sting. Does that answer all your basic questions? Oh and I'm a guy."
Poor kid, I guess he gets that a lot.
Baby Worship
In centuries past, the best music was written in the name of God, from bad asses like Bach, Mozart, Handel, Haydn and Beethoven. These days, religious music is pretty much the worst stuff out there. Sad.
Vuvuzela Fail
It's Handel's water music.
Starwars, solo.
Mikey, actually she is handeling the percussion in real time. It's only a single note per percussion instrument (there is no scale, like piano/horns/violins). These organs are pretty amazing for one man bands, and have been features on sift before.
heres a good one that shows in detail how percussion is handled on a keyboard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wnDAPcoPsk
Example of a "natural' castrato - Radu Marian
Actually, what he's wearing is pretty par for the go when you go to a Handel opera. While it is a concert and not a full performance, the get-up isn't un-stereotypical of 18th century performance costume...
Edit: that said, I do concede that his shirt is rather puffy.
"Antichrist" trailer, the new film by Lars von Trier
Music = Lachia ch'io pianga from Handel's Rinaldo
Also: William Defoe is one bony motherfucker.