Staples Center had to do this due to Lakers, Clippers, and Kings years ago! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elicZHeUJ2w for its video.

*timeshift

Nail clippers I think.

I had my older brother give me a Mohawk in 6th grade with scissors, it was pretty mangey.
He did it again for 8th grade but used clippers. Less mange but still uneven as hell.
My Jr year in high school I went to a preppy boarding school with an 18"+ bleach blond Mohawk, it didn't go over well but didn't violate any rules so I kept it all year.
Then I let my hair grow for 8 years until it touched my ass. I really wish I had tried another Mohawk then, but I just shaved it off when it kept trying to strangle me in my sleep even braided. It might have been taller at that point than his. Wasted opportunities.

Yes!

And what the hell people.

Okay, using a power tool is the guy being too lazy to use normal clippers.

But WHY SET YOUR DAMNED HEAD ON FIRE you psychopaths?!

Why doesn't Trump talk about how much he's winning?

It seemed like that was all he could say on the campaign trail, but since he's taken office, he hasn't claimed many "wins" (and most of those he HAS claimed were actually things Obama did and Trump's just trying to take credit for).

@bobknight33 Your thoughts? On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the Golden State Warriors and 1 being the L.A. Clippers, how's Trump doing?

What is it with Asian men and creepy long finger nails? Dont they have clippers?

Because weed whackers weren't designed for cutting large areas. This is like comparing paper cutting speed with scissors vs. nail clippers.

I am often befuddled by the logic of what's allowed and what's not, and the seemingly arbitrary choice of same by different TSA employees... The cane that Ms. Robotcow is holding in the opening sequence looks like it might be able to inflict some serious damage by anyone skilled in the art of baseball. On a flight to Canada three weeks ago, we were not allowed to carry on a short (fits in the measuring device) 4 piece fishing rod with spinning reel attached, in a soft sided, zippered travel bag. Seemed they thought it could be weaponized. Thankfully, our driver was close enough to retrieve the offending package and take it back home. Oddly, on the return to USA, my fingernail clippers were confiscated as they had a fold out file - these were just good old Walgreen's, have carried them for 7 years and approx. 100 flights. I could do more damage with a key, a pen, a plastic knife or a wooden pencil. I also carry a beautiful blue machined aluminum pen/kubaton from Smith & Wesson, which is pointy, but hey, it's just a pen. I do give the TSA high marks for consistency in the application of inconsistent policies. Well done everybody.

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Though if Lantern53 owned the LA Clippers - I would totally make him sell the team.

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Wow, I didn't know the Clippers and the Lakers played at the Staples center. No wonder the Kings ice is always so bad.

Clippers! Wow.

NMA's version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQxklQ9GVZ4

The farmer is shearing with a pair of hair fucking clippers!