all-star cast.
check
huge budget.
check.
over the top visuals.
check.

rebooting an ultra-violent cult classic?
no...juuuust no.

am i going to go see it?
sighs..yes.

at least tim burton isnt directing this film.so maybe there is hope.

Ahh, so Burton is retarded. That explains a lot.

Glenn Ford also appeared in these films in ascending order from 1939 until 1941
*(Imagine the film titles as thoroughbred quarter horse names and his character's names,that of their jockeys in the big race, with a seasoned announcer at the microphone lathering-on the color for the listening audience)

Texas
jockey-Tod Ramsey

So Ends Our Night
J-Ludwig Kern

Blondie Plays Cupid
J-Charlie

The Lady in Question
J-Pierre Morestan

Babies for Sale
J-Steve Burton/Oscar Hanson

Men Without Souls
J-Johnny Adams

Convicted Woman
J-Jim Brent

My Son Is Guilty
J-Barney

Heaven with a Barbed Wire Fence
J-Joe Riley

ANNNNND, they're OFF!

I believe that's Michael Dorn, I don't know where LeVar is.
A More recent photo of Levar: http://cdn.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/levar-burton.jpeg

Is that really LeVar Burton? Looks/sounds nothing like him.

Man shut up you don't know dick about film. Probably jerk off to Tree of Life and talk about how much of a genius Terrance Malick is. You're gonna sit there and say with a straight face that the Schumacher and Burton Batmans were better?! Just walk away now you very very dumb man.

A pity then that there are absolutely no memorable characters of note.
This was in no way a character-driven movie. If it was you'd focus on one or two people and the story would be simplified. This was all about the plot which asks the characters to flit around doing stupid things.

I still don't get how the Nolan who gave us Memento ended up producing these awful, bland, poorly constructed action movies.

I used to laugh at Schumacher and Burton but their more fantastical imaginings of Batman work better. This is a man dressed as a bat with a stupid voice. To try to frame this "realistically" in a film doesn't work. And particularly not when you constantly take the liberties shown in this video. And the second film with that laughable cell phone tracking tech just underlined how lazy and poor these films were.

I'll say the first half of Batman Begins was good but then veered sharply away from the comics which inspired it. In fact the main problem with the trilogy is that ripping off Frank Miller and trying to mesh that with a more Hollywood style sensibility just didn't work.

I'm looking forward to it, as Gore has demonstrated he has a knack for just all out fun films. Also, he seems intent on taking over Tim Burton's crown for working with Johnny Depp more than anyone else.

Depp certainly seems to inspire some loyalty in his directors, that's for sure.

oh, right, oops. >> ^Payback:

>> ^Trancecoach:
or Larry Storch, Frank Welker, Mark Hamill, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jeff Bennett, Steven Blum, Richard Epcar, John DiMaggio, Corey Burton or Brent Spiner...
>> ^Fantomas:
No Cesar Romero? Pffft!


You do realize Hamill was in this clip?

>> ^Trancecoach:

or Larry Storch, Frank Welker, Mark Hamill, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jeff Bennett, Steven Blum, Richard Epcar, John DiMaggio, Corey Burton or Brent Spiner...
>> ^Fantomas:
No Cesar Romero? Pffft!



You do realize Hamill was in this clip?

or Larry Storch, Frank Welker, Mark Hamill, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jeff Bennett, Steven Blum, Richard Epcar, John DiMaggio, Corey Burton or Brent Spiner...

>> ^Fantomas:

No Cesar Romero? Pffft!

Not the classic/original one?

In reply to this comment by mintbbb:
I think I'd love to have the Tim Burton one! The newest one is a bit too bulky for me :


In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^mintbbb:

Sorry ant, I think this is a dupe of http://videosift.com/video/The-Batmobile-Documentary - I cannot dupeof myself.
Would love to have a batmobile though! They are so cool!


Yep, *dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/The-Batmobile-Documentary

Which Batmobile(s) would you want?

I think I'd love to have the Tim Burton one! The newest one is a bit too bulky for me


In reply to this comment by ant:
>> ^mintbbb:

Sorry ant, I think this is a dupe of http://videosift.com/video/The-Batmobile-Documentary - I cannot dupeof myself.
Would love to have a batmobile though! They are so cool!


Yep, *dupeof=http://videosift.com/video/The-Batmobile-Documentary

Which Batmobile(s) would you want?

You mean this isn't directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Deep??

Good to see Tim Burton getting out of his comfort zone and trying new things.