if your claim to his brilliance is because he drew out "Moth walks into a bar, bartender ask what brings you here?, and moth says because the light was on" into a 10 minute bit, you have something else going on in your brain of yours and it probably has to do with multiple voices.

I like norms deadpan deliveries and will even giggle at his "What, too soon?" jokes, but most of his drawn out jokes leave me with nothing more then a chuckle and wishing I had my 12 minutes back.

Must be funny to Europeans, methinks.

I love Sherlock and wanted to like this, but I just want my 3 minutes back.

lol. I want that minute back.

I want my 2 minutes back.
(Welcome to the sift @CirSam!)

I'll watch it only because of Richard Ayoade but I have a feeling I'm going to want my 90+ minutes back.

Somehow Peewee Herman made Robocop uncool for a minute I want that minute back!

I fricken LOVE Christmas... love it.

I am also Atheist and really have to hold myself back when people I know start going on about 'the real meaning of Christmas being the birth of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ'. I just read the kid's primary school newsletter a few minutes back, and there was mention of that exact thing in there... argh.

But man, I love Christmas music, even the religious ones. Give me some Good King Wenceslas and I'm happy. In fact I was just saying to my wife I'd like to take the kids to a Christmas mass in a nice old church some time so they can feel what it's like. I have fond memories of the group singing, the stain glass windows, the candles... it's the only time we'd go to church with my parents back in the day, but it has pleasant, not bad, feelings associated with it.

I want my 3 minutes back

I wont down vote it but whats the point of this ? it does nothing to simulate the stomachs environment other then the acid. Has no "outcome/conclusion"

I am left with a wanting of 2 minutes back.

I want my 10 minutes back

Can I have my 10 minutes back?

Well produced and slick yes, but also meaningless.

Pointless waste of time...I don't know that I've -ever- wanted points enough to downvote more than I do for this crap.

GIVE ME MY TWO MINUTES BACK, YOU THIEF!

Religion is just as stupid as rampant wasteful consumerism. Both are selling a product, and you don't need either to live a content and fulfilling life.

We are all victims of the system unfortunately. It is impossible to escape.

Now.. before relying on so-called 'holistic' remedies. Think again. It is just another market for a certain demographic, chock full of scam artists. Not unlike southern 'spiritual healers'. Bullshit. They often peddle crap products or services such as the scam known as 'homeopathy' and other herbal or natural bunk. Why do they come and go so frequently? Because they are fly by night operations.

Another fault is that people are far too lazy to read the fine print. Those that do are often stricken with attention deficit disorder that they can't absorb anything more complex than sesame street language.

The ADD problems are all resulting from being spammed their entire lives by 10 minute segments followed by 30 second commercial blips for another 10 minutes.. back and forth back and forth. Video sites such as this certainly don't help in this regards that much... but at least you have some control over what you see, and can simply block or skip the ads.

I do agree that mass consumerism of a lot of crap made in China is at the heart of the problem.. but China isn't the problem. It is the corporations, as you mentioned, based in the US mostly.. which drive this market. Decades ago products would last a VERY LONG time. Now you are lucky to get a year or two out of the typical low cost imported home appliance. Ultimately that cheap product you keep buying over and over every few years, ends up costing far more in the long run. Corporations like that. It drives the consumerist system.

We are driven by corporate consumerism, and the government is driven by corporations. We feed the corporations cash. The corporations feed the cash to government officials, and as a result control the system.

But.. ultimately who is at fault? We are.. for being stupid enough to follow along like sheep.

Enjoy my positive spin on our existence

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Indeed, you are not getting those 3 minutes back. And you have only yourself to blame!