Ask @chingalera

He didn't wonder what you were doing in the bushes?

Whatever happened to Choggie?

I wonder why nobody came to help me then? I could have been choking to death on my lollipop!

I sensed I was being watched. I'm glad all that flashing I was doing in front of my open window didn't go to waste then.

What a coincidence. I'm sitting here licking a lollipop!

You know how to get a person all excited.

Oh....my....god

I just checked youtube to see what this might look like...food porn!

Nice! When you come by in your lds white cotton dress, I'll turn on the sprinkler! You don't need Michael Cera's hose!

Serious question: When you have chicken and waffles together (which I've never tried - I guess it hasn't caught on in Canada)...do people usually put syrup on both?

You really did take the wrong turn. I was certain that was you peeking through my window last night while I was making my twerking videos...I guess it was some other pretty brunette.

Maybe if I drizzle myself with syrup??

I r in luv ♥

Tease. I kept checking my garage for smelly surprises all weekend and there was nothing there.

He's staring at you like you're a hot piece of chicken. (he doesn't look at me like that - I guess he doesn't like waffles)