That avatar is the stuff nightmares are made of.

i miss inflating your vagina.

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Fixed.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
*dead

Sorry - I just thought of you (um... your user name) when I saw this...
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Vancouver-BC/Giant-Inflatable-Beaver/335477968534?ref=mf
You should probable join this Fan Page

It's on!

ANNOUNCING THE ROAST OF KULPIMS! Saturday Feb 20.
The time has come again for we, the jesting crew, to pay tribute take the piss out of one of our own. This time up it'sour Gay Trekkie Roman, aka Kulpims!

Why do we pay him this honour you might ask? Is it because of some extraordinary contribution he's made to the community here? Has the man fought heroically in some war overseas? Is he celebrated in the intellectual community for his witty repartee in debating the great moral and political philosophers of our time? NO I say! The reason we give him this great honour is that his name was on the list!!!

I've sifted (so to speak) through his videos and comments for insight into his personality, but came up with nothing but small brown nuggets- very much like the Lincoln Logs I used to find buried in my backyard sandbox as a child. At least I hope they were Lincoln Logs. Some interesting statistics though... He's sifted 507 videos with 12,146 votes received. This translates to a weighted average of a very low 23.9 votes per video. This means that, basically nobody gives a shit what the man posts, except his sock puppet Choggie . http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims/published

Looking through Roman's comments you'll notice that he communicates mostly through a series of guttural noises generated deep in his diaphragm, and a series of clicks and whistles which are almost inaudible to the human ear. If you can decipher those look here: http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/kulpims.

So... we expect the usual gang of idiots to vomit their wisdom and wit all over these hallowed halls here at Parody Talk. The Roast will start as soon as I haul my hung-over ass out of the sack, promptly at the crack of 2:00 pm Pacific! It's my birthday the night before, and if you think I'm arriving any earlier than that, you're crazy!

See you here crew!

-The RoastMASTER!

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That's the weirdest OCD I've heard of. Some people have to count to 4, you have to get someone to cum on your tits before smokes. At least we know what you've been doing when you're smoking..

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Thinker, hurry up and cum on my tits so I can go have a smoke.

No reason, to be honest. I've just stumbled on them. It's coincidental that I had two with the same subject so close to one another. The first one was because of ain't it cool news and the second one was in redux, I basically just reposted them.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Whats with all the rape videos?

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Asshole. See you tomorrow.... but you wont see me... (insert an evil laugh)

Hmm.. I think I should just let you stab me and get it over with so we can go back to the way things where. Then again, there wasn't really much to us before the stabbing thing came into play. I guess stabbing defines who we are to each other...

...anyways, just don't go for the eye.. or the bathing suit area.

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Thanks

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Hell yeah she she kicks ass. Someone should *promote her to head of the ass kicking foundation.

Reply in thread, Mrs. Vagina.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
I love imagining Schmawy sitting at his work computer googling "merkins'.


That's one classy kitteh