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You Need a Boyfriend!

submitted by therealblankman

1 decade 4 years 1 week ago

Are you a woman? Are you broke? Tired? Do you have to pay for your own restaurant meals? Are you having no sex? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then we have the solution for you! Call now and get a Boyfriend (tm)!!!

12 Comments

GenjiKilpatrick

Fixes everything but AIDS

ant

Hmm, I don't fit in as a boyfriend.

1. No muscles even though I am an ant (born defected).
2. Not a lot of money even with an old paying job.
3. Weak security insect.
4. Handy guy.

Is there a "You Need a Girlfriend!"?

There is but the interview process, credit check, background check, miles of forms to fill out and insane shipping and handling costs barely make it worth it.

Yeah, it's crazy. I applied for a girlfriend last year. The background check got me. Turns out I left the seat up once when I was 15 and my mum reported it. She didn't realise that would mean no grandkids though so the joke's on her!

:'(

escape421521 says...

He's dead inside. You can see it in his eyes.

Yeah, he must know she's already ordered the Husband upgrade pack.>> ^escape421521:

He's dead inside. You can see it in his eyes.

Some *dark *love going on in this sift...

Adding video to channels (Dark, Love) - requested by Kevlar.

too much awesome for a single clever quip . . . though my upvote feels inadequate.

What is it about women that they cannot heat their own bodies to an acceptable temperature?

Hmm, maybe I'll order one of these boyfriends...

The second bonus boyfriend can take care of my wife

not funny. kind of offensive...especially the twilight book.

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