*promote

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The game in the background is "America's Army: Commander"

*parody

ALIENS line with game over!

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"Tower at the edge is useless."

Got it.

I thought this was VideoSift. Why hasn't anyone made a parallel with religious beliefs yet?

Oh wait. Nevermind.

*reality
Cuz really... sometimes this is exactly what happens in the real military.

Yeah, where's our advanced space travel tech and energy efficient vehicles. Oh right, our noob leaders want to make money, drive cool cars, travel to places frequently where the rest of us cannot afford, and fuck hot women. Got it.

We all get dicked. Big pictures of dicks to the masses!