Molly Ivins and others explore arcane Texas laws relating to orifice-fillers you may sell and how you may describe them.

* If it looks like a penis, you can call it an "educational model". But it can't vibrate.

* If it vibrates, it's a "personal massager". But it can't look like a penis.

* If you possess 6 or more devices, that's a felony, because it shows intent to distribute.

* Possessing 5 or fewer merely makes you a hobbyist.

* However, butt plugs are A-OK.

Tags changed from "texas, vibrators, educational models" to "texas, vibrators, documentary, education" by gold star member joedirt.

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All obviously a prime example of why Church must be separated from State. Weren't even the founding fathers against such a union?

Molly Ivins is a hoot, just hearin' the opener, "Dipshit stuff like this", sounds so good with her Texas twang!

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