No one else could do justice to this story.

Three words.

Werner. Fucking. Herzog.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/jun/14/werner-herzog-potty-mouthed-bedtime-audiobook>> ^kymbos:

No one else could do justice to this story.

As a new parent myself, I find this pretty hilarious. Here's a version for the Sift:

Other Sifters have closed their web browsers
To dream of the power points they will reap
Yet here I sit unable to comment
Because you still won't go fucking to sleep!

I like the version with pictures!

http://videosift.com/video/Go-The-Fuck-to-Sleep-As-Read-by-Samuel-L-Jackson

*dead - "No longer available due to a copyright claim by Audible, Inc."

This video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by EDD.

*notdead for me

Only dead or deadpool videos can be deemed not dead - ignoring notdead request by SDGundamX.

Go The Fuck To Sleep with LeVar Burton has been added as a related post - related requested by Sagemind on that post.

*dead again!

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blutruth has fixed this video's dead embed code - no Power Points awarded because blutruth's points are already fully charged.