I'll just stick to Assassin's Creed, thanks.

splat!

People watch this and say, "see, that's why I don't do parkour," but one could just as easily watch this and say, "see they didn't die!"

Parkour: Popularized worldwide by a country where knee-replacement surgery is free of charge.

That was hard to watch without a lot of wincing. Pretty sure some of these resulted in broken teeth and bones.

Moving this video to Mordhaus's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

*promote

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by original submitter Mordhaus.

You would think eventually they'd learn to wear, oh, protective gear . . .

And, I just noticed, I never see any girls in these fails videos . . . hmmm

The next generation of parkour aspirations has been thinned.