Travis: Lord I'm putting this in your hands... I need some help.

Lord: What?? Fine. Here's a lesson in physics. Now please get out of the truck and find something more practical to do with your back yard before you really hurt yourself.

"Attempts" has to be my favorite modifier in a sentence. It changes the meaning drastically.

NASA attempts to launch a space shuttle.
Doctor attempts to perform heart surgery.
Rabbi attempts to circumcise a baby.

Pastrami fail.

"I was more asphyxiated..."?

Way to ruin an expensive set of *wheels

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