Maru is the true final boss of the internet. To defeat him, you must master the Box slide, the box sit, the flip can a solitude and roll and bag of fashion. Good luck young warrior! You will be forgotten.

Excuse me young man, do your cats come in whole wheat or multigrain?

Surely this needs to be edited to say "you will NEVER be forgotten".

Maru. Maru. MARU.

>> ^skinnydaddy1:

Maru is the true final boss of the internet. To defeat him, you must master the Box slide, the box sit, the flip can a solitude and roll and bag of fashion. Good luck young warrior! You will be forgotten.

Moving this video to ant's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

>> ^bareboards2:

Surely this needs to be edited to say "you will NEVER be forgotten".
Maru. Maru. MARU.
>> ^skinnydaddy1:
Maru is the true final boss of the internet. To defeat him, you must master the Box slide, the box sit, the flip can a solitude and roll and bag of fashion. Good luck young warrior! You will be forgotten.



Do you remember the names of any of the others that have tried to defeat Maru?