Wow, everyone has wings? Just like in every cliche depiction of the Christian heaven? And no one is old? What age do you revert to? Yeah man, that story will totally get you on T.V.

*barf*

Moving this video to ctrlaltbleach's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

The wings part annoys me. I'm calling "Balloon Boy".

...in a spiritual form would you need wings? to fly? because there's gravity? what do you walk on? do you have physical mass? what do you fly on - air? would you suffocate? where would you fly to? is there up and down? Why are his wings smaller, because he's young? but everyone in heaven is young, are all wings graduated by growth of age? can you flap them? extend them? or are they vestigial what type / genus of wings are they? dove wings? eagle wings? bat wings? (don't even get me started on how spiritual wings could become vestigial in spirit form without evolution)

When I was 5, I was convinced, UTTERLY and ENTIRELY, that I had figured out how to fly one time. I just had to sit down in gods hand and ride it around. I remembered doing it, vividly.